"Ohhh! Ai' New! You never told me your baby bro was this cute," he said, trying to change the topic."He is, right?… [No, this isn't right, how do we go from him dating Som to my baby bro being cute.]" he thought to himself."Ahole! Don't change the topic," he said, pointing at him."I'm not, just that the story is long and needs the whole day to finish, so we'll talk about it someday when the time is right. Talking about cuteness overload, who do you think is the cutest between Kit and Pharm?" he asked with a cheeky smile."My baby bro is cute, but not as cute as my wife," he said with a flirtatious smile."Awww! Shit, New! When will you stop bragging about your cute baby? We all know your wife is cute, but can you stop rubbing it in our faces?" he said with an annoyed tone."NEVER!!!" He said as he wrapped his hand around Pharm's waist and pulled him close."Oi~~~~ You ahole can never change," he said, glaring at New."Why should I when my baby loves me the way I am? Teerak khrup?! Do you want me to change?""There's no need for you to change who you are 'cause I love you just the way you are."
He said, giving him a warm and beautiful smile that filled New's heart with love."Ohhh! Phi Pharm, is that a hickey on your neck? Shit!!! Phi New! You even marked your territory. I've got to say, you're the god. I'ma give it to you.""Phi New khrub!? You said there was something else you wanted to talk to me about," he said, interrupting their conversation."Ummm! That's right. I called you here so you and Wit can resolve the beef you've got going on 'cause it's starting to get on my nerves," he said, pointing at both of us."But there's nothing to resolve between us, and also I don't want to be friends with a wanna-be player jerk who thinks just because he slept around with a few girls while in a relationship he's all cool and hot.""Says you, who left the country crying after your one-sided love was discovered and rejected."
He stood up, punched me, then left before I could realize how heartless my words sounded."Ai Kit! Wait!" They said, running after him. Lay and Som followed him to make sure he was okay because every time he is angry, he does something stupid.
"Ai Wit! Phi is sorry. If I didn't call you over, you wouldn't have ended up fighting with Kit again," he said with a disappointed expression."It's okay Phi, you were only trying to help me," I said with a forced smile."Okay then, you will excuse us, we have classes in the next 20 minutes," he said, standing up to pick up their bags."Ai Ohm! Stand up and let's go or you're going to make my baby late again.""Ummm! I'm standing up, bye guys," he said, waving at us.
(Sigh... sigh! ... sigh!)"Oi~~~~~Wit! Will you stop sighing like you're dying? Who's going to explain it to Phi May if you drop dead? What's wrong with you?" he said with an annoyed tone."I just feel bad for Phi New; he's always trying to help me reconcile with Kit, but I always end up picking a fight. I can't help but wonder what's wrong with me," I said, releasing a big sigh."Ummm! Me too. I just don't understand why this asshole friend of ours can't tell his wife the truth 'cause I'm tired of always having to listen to him whining about how he loves his wife and would do anything to be with him," he said, shaking his head in disbelief."Oi~~~~ would you stop complaining? We also have a class to go to," Khai said, having had enough of Max's whining.
Feeling guilty about what happened earlier, I decided to go apologize to Phi New after class, but he told me that the person I was supposed to apologize to was not him."Ohhh! I'm touched, the whole Wittikarn Sermsongwittaya asks for my forgiveness. There has got to be something good coming my way. Baby khrub!? Are you sure you didn't plan any bedroom surprise for me?" he said with a flirtatious smile."Ohhh! Phi! I'm not that bad," I said, trying to look innocent."Ummm! I know, but I shouldn't be the one to know, you should speak with your wife before he goes and does something stupid," he said with a worried look."Krab Phi! Thanks," I said as I ran to my car and took off to find Kit.
On my way, I got a call from Khai."What is it?" I said in an annoyed tone."Ohhh! Calm down man, it's your friend calling. No need to fire your weapons, or were you expecting it to be your wife? No wonder you answered in a sweet tone. You keep changing moods faster than a pregnant woman, or maybe you are pregnant but didn't tell us?" he said playfully.
I cut him off since I was not in the mood."If you have nothing else to say, I'm going to hang up. I still need to find Kit's address, and you're disturbing me," I said, reaching for my phone to hang up."Wait? Did you just say you have to find Kit's address? Are you going to find him?""Yep.""Hah!!! Are you crazy? Do you have a death wish or something? You know Kit hates your guts, but you're still going to his room? Do you want him to kill you and bury you under his bed?""Ohhh! Khai! You watch too many series.""Ai Wit! If he tries to beat you, tell him you don't do fist fights. You do bed fights with your big giant snake AKA Wit junior.""You know it," I said, boasting with a grin to my ear."Oi~~~~ assholes! Will you stop filling his head with all your crazy ideas 'cause it will only make things worse? And for you Wit, stop listening to his crazy ideas. Is your other phone off?" he asked, trying to verify something."Yep! Why do you ask?""Phi New sent me a location earlier. I think it's Kit's location. I'll send it to you right away, good luck," he said, hanging up.
Ohhh! Why say it like I'm going to my own funeral? I said, talking to myself.
I soon reached the location and went upstairs to the third floor; I stood in front of Kit's door and knocked.