The cosmic food court shook as Karen Supreme's "Final Complaint Form" glowed with apocalyptic energy. Truck-Kun's windshield wipers flailed uselessly against the raining legal disclaimers.
DARIUS (live on NecroTwitch):
"Welcome to 137Trauma, the only stream where the content literally dies!"
His skeletal hands adjusted the camera, zooming in on:
- Truck-Kun's "Check Engine" light blinking SOS in Morse code
- Karen Supreme filing a class-action lawsuit against reality
- Airplane-Sama crash-landing into the salad bar
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TRUCK-KUN'S DESPERATE PLAYLIST
The radio cycled through:
1. "Highway to Hell"(too on-the-nose)
2. "It's the End of the World"(worse)
3. Static (perfect)
"JUST DRIVE!" Darius yelled, smashing the "Skip Ad" button on his forehead.
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KAREN SUPREME'S ULTIMATE MOVE
She unfolded a "YELP TERMS OF SERVICE" scroll longer than the universe:
"By continuing to exist, you agree to surrender all dragon bloodlines, cheat skills, and—"
CHAT REACTED:
💀 *"BORING! WHERE'S THE FIREWORKS?"
🚛 "Truck-Kun do a backflip!"
👑 "SUBSCRIBE TO KAREN SUPREME"
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THE TWIST
Darius's Nokia hammer suddenly ringtone-blasted "Never Gonna Give You Up"—the one sound Karen Supreme couldn't cancel.
TRUCK-KUN (seizing the moment):
"EVERYBODY IN! WE'RE YEETING THIS STREAM TO THE KAREN REALM!"
The chat exploded with DONATIONS as the portal swallowed them whole.