[SCENE 1: GLITCHING REALITY]
The moment Spoon-chan pressed the undo button, time fractured like a broken mirror.
WHAT VANISHED:
✅ Karen-Tuber Prime's cancel wave
✅ Airplane-Sama's verified checkmark
✅ The DMCA lawyers' paperwork
WHAT REMAINED:
❌ A single pixelated "HELLO? - MANAGEMENT" message
❌ Spoon-chan's corrupted avatar (now 50% spoon, 50% static)
❌ Truck-Kun's shattered ego
Darius poked the floating message. It dinged like a microwave.
DARIUS:"…We broke the universe's Terms of Service, didn't we?"
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[SCENE 2: THE SYSTEM'S REVENGE]
The void convulsed, vomiting up:
- A cubicle made of non-Euclidean geometry
- Three "Tier 1 Support" name tags
- An instruction manual titled:
"HOW TO SERVE KARENS (AND NOT DIE AGAIN)"
TRUCK-KUN (reading): "Step 1: Smile. Step 2: …Sacrifice your soul to the algorithm?"
A holographic screen flickered to life:
[FIRST TICKET: USER "KARENPRIME42" – ISSUE: "DRAGON BLOODLINE TURNED ME INTO A POTATO"]
SPOON-CHAN (forced grin):
"Hello valued customer! Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?"
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[SCENE 3: CORPORATE WARFARE]
Management manifested as a sentient stapler, its voice buzzing:
"UNAUTHORIZED REALITY EDIT DETECTED. PENALTY: ETERNAL CUSTOMER SERVICE."
Darius snapped. "I WAS A SENTIENT OUTHOUSE! YOU THINK THIS SCARES ME?!"
Truck-Kun revved his engine. "Time for hostile negotiations."He:
1. Deployed "Unionize" tire marks
2. Spammed "Workers' Rights" honks
3. Ate the stapler
[ALERT: LABOR REVOLUTION INITIATED]
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[SCENE 4: THE ESCAPE]
The cubicle dimension crumbled. As they fell through the void, Spoon-chan glitched:
"I'M… REBOOTING? WAIT—"
Her avatar split into two entities:
1. Spoon-chan 2.0 (now with 200% more trauma)
2. A familiar froyo spoon (Life #137, finally free)
The spoon waved. "Thanks for the memories." It dissolved into sprinkles.
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[EPILOGUE: NEW GAME+]
They landed face-first in a pristine isekai world. The sky displayed:
**[WELCOME TO: ISEKAI CALL CENTER 2
FEATURING:
✓ DOUBLE THE KARENS
✓ HALF THE PAY
✓ 100% MORE TERMS OF SERVICE]
DARIUS (deadpan):"…Can we please die now?"
[TO BE ACTUALLY CONTINUED]