The undo button hovered in the digital void, pulsing like a corrupted heart. Spoon-chan's glitching fingers stretched toward it, her avatar fracturing into pixelated confetti. "I'll do it," she whispered, voice layered with the echoes of 137 failed lives. "For the content."
Truck-Kun's horn blared a distorted "NO—" as her finger made contact.
The world unfolded.
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SCENE 1: THE GREAT REWIND
Reality snapped backward like a VHS tape:
- Karen Supreme's lawyers sucked into their DMCA notices
- Airplane-Sama's checkmark peeled off his wings
- Darius's cracked skull *un-shattered* with a gross "schlorp"
They landed in a pristine white void—the System's recycling bin.
DARIUS:"…We got deleted?"
A cheerful pop-up appeared:
[TRASH EMPTIED! WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTORE?]
[✓] YES [ ] NO (PERMANENTLY ERASE)
Spoon-chan's eyes welled with pixel tears. "I-I didn't mean to—"
TRUCK-KUN:"HIT 'YES' BEFORE IT—"
Too late. The "PERMANENTLY ERASE" box auto-checked itself.
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SCENE 2: THE BACKUP PLAN
Darius's Nokia hammer ring-ring-ringed to life. A grainy hologram of Life #11 Darius (a sentient whetstone) appeared:
"Psst. Dumbasses. I hid a backup in the Terms of Service."
They scrambled to scroll through the 8,000-page document. Buried in Section 137, Subclause Froyo:
[EMERGENCY RESTORE POINT: "JUST BEFORE YOU SCREWED UP"]
SPOON-CHAN:"WHO WRITES THESE?!"
A new button appeared: [ACCEPT TERMS & YEET].
Truck-Kun floored it.
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SCENE 3: THE KAREN-TUBER FINALE
They rematerialized mid-battle—just as Karen-Tuber Prime unleashed her ultimate move:
"CANCEL CULTURE WAAAAVE—"
Spoon-chan intercepted it, her avatar absorbing the attack. "I'M A SPOON," she roared. "I EAT THIS FOR BREAKFAST."
The wave backfired, trapping Karen-Tuber in an endless unskippable ad:
"HAVE YOU TRIED RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS?"
Her scream echoed as she pixelated into oblivion.
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EPILOGUE: AFTERMATH
The stream ended. The sponsors fled. The trio stood in the wreckage:
DARIUS: "So. We good?"
TRUCK-KUN: "I mean, we did almost end reality—"
SPOON-CHAN: "SUBSCRIBE FOR PART TWO?"
A single notification flashed:
[NEW MESSAGE: "HELLO? - MANAGEMENT"]