⚡ PREVIOUSLY
- Truck-Kun and Airplane-Sama faced off in therapy
- Karen unleashed Yelp Review Hell
- YOU CHOSE: "Karen's Manager Mode" as the winning move
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👔 SCENE 1: THE KARENPOCALYPSE
Karen's hair defied gravity as her "Speak to Manager" aura went nuclear. The System glitched:
[WARNING: MANAGER MODE DETECTED
POWER LEVEL: KAREN/∞]
KAREN (shrieking):
"I want a REFUND on reality!"
Her scream:
✅ Deleted Truck-Kun's "Isekai Delivery License"
✅ Turned Airplane-Sama's wings into store credit coupons
✅ Made Darius's Nokia hammer play hold music
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🚛 SCENE 2: TRUCK-KUN'S DESPERATE PLOY
Truck-Kun's grille dripped oil-sweat.
TRUCK-KUN (whispering):
"New plan: We make her someone ELSE'S problem."
He honked "Shave Ice 50% Off" in Morse code. Karen's head snapped toward:
THE OMEGA KAREN
A titanic entity made entirely of:
- Expired coupons
- Complaint forms
- One (1) live raccoon
The two Karens locked eyes. The multiverse held its breath.
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### 💀 SCENE 3: DARIUS'S UNEXPECTED WIN
While gods and Karens clashed, Darius quietly hacked the System using:
- Life #45's toenail-clipper skills
- Life #89's dragon-sneeze trauma
- Life #137's sentient toilet determination
[SYSTEM OVERRIDE: DARIUS NOW ADMIN]
DARIUS (typing):
"COMMAND: DELETE ALL TRUCKS"
The screen glitched... then displayed:
[ERROR: TRUCK-KUN IS CURRENTLY IN THERAPY
PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER]