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Chapter 3 - WHEN GODS GO TO THERAPY

📌 SYNOPSIS (For New Readers)

Truck-Kun (God of Isekai) and Darius (lich with 137 bad lives) are forced into cosmic therapy by the Isekai Bureau. Chaos ensues when Airplane-Sama crashes the session—literally.

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🚛 SCENE 1: DIVINE COUCH SESSION

The therapy room looked like a DMV crossed with a demonic Build-A-Bear Workshop.

DR. KETCHUM (a charred Pikachu plush):

"Truck-Kun, your file says 'excessive yeeting' and… squints'sentient outhouse incident'?"

TRUCK-KUN (radio blasting "Highway to Hell"):

"Your honor, that outhouse had great ventilation!

DARIUS (skeleton clattering):

"I. WAS. THE. OUTHOUSE."

(Flashback: Chibi Darius as a wooden toilet, screaming as a bear approaches. Sound effect: "PLOP.")

💬 READER POLL (Vote Below!):

🔘 A) Truck-Kun should apologize (boring)

🔘 B) Darius gets free therapy tacos (chaotic)

🔘 C) Summon Karen as couples counselor (disaster)

(Top choice changes next chapter!)

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✈️ SCENE 2: AIRPLANE-SAMA'S GRAND ENTRANCE

KABOOM! The wall exploded as Airplane-Sama drifted in sideways, trailing "100% On-Time Isekai" banners.

AIRPLANE-SAMA (smug intercom):

"Attention losers. My passengers get dragon bloodlines, not… checks notes… sentient spoons."

DARIUS (loading Nokia hammer):

"…That was Life #33."

TRUCK-KUN (honking):

"OH, MR. 'NO-CURBSIDE-CHECKED-BAGS' HAS OPINIONS NOW—"

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💥 SCENE 3: KAREN UNLEASHES YELP NUKES

A portal spat out Karen, her "Speak to Manager"aura cracking reality.

KAREN (Yelp Grimoire glowing):

"I was promised a DRAGON harem! 1-STAR APOCALYPSE, NOW!"

(The sky rained ⭐☆☆☆☆ reviews, melting the floor into complaint forms.)

TRUCK-KUN (panicking):

"NOT MY 4.8★ RATING!"

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