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WhatsApp Group Name: ASF Elites Class of '25
Group Description: "AllStars Foundation College seniors π«πΈ No broke energy."
Class Captain (username: @KayPrime):
Good evening guys, quick announcement before y'all vanish to sleep. π
Biology practical tomorrow morning, everyone must come in labcoatsπ₯Ό. No excuses.
TomiLush:
Waitttt tomorrow? On a Monday? After a weekend of peace? π
JaysonCruzz:
Bro said "peace" as if you weren't out clubbing in VI last night π
TomiLush:
And you were there too Mr. Casamigos bodyguard. π
KayPrime:
Guys focus please. Practical starts byβ
TifeMoney:
No need to say time bro, the Vice Principal's daughter is in our class. The lab gon' wait for her π
ZaraBliss:
Exactly ππ I'm not rushing my morning skincare for any frog dissection.
AraBaddie:
Same here. My serum alone takes 20 minutes to sink in π©
KayPrime:
Y'all better not embarrass me again like last time when half the class showed up late and the teacher wrote my name down.
TobiWavy:
That's on you, Captain. You're supposed to represent us with luxury and calmness, not punctuality π
OscarJet:
Facts π ASF Elites don't chase bells, bells chase us.
KayPrime:
Just wear your lab coats and show up. At least act serious once.
DianaGlow:
Why's everyone shouting though π This group chat always sounds like a market whenever there's an announcement.
JaysonCruzz:
That's 'cause everyone here got money and attitude π
Dorathy001:
Don't forget the drama. We're literally Lagos' favorite TV show.
ZaraBliss:
I saw that TikTok edit of our class the other day π someone captioned it "ASF Elites or Netflix Cast?"
TifeMoney:
They didn't lie though. I mean, who else drives to school in a Bentley?
OscarJet:
Or gets suspended for coming in with a convoy π
TobiWavy:
Y'all are unserious. But I love it here sha.
TomiLush:
Lowkey I miss last term's chaos. That time we pranked Miss Ayoola with fake rats.
DianaGlow:
Please no π I still can't forget how she screamed and fell on the chair.
KayPrime:
Back to business, please. I've submitted our lab list already, so if your name's not thereβ
AraBaddie:
Then what? You'll remove my attendance? π
KayPrime:
I'll personally tell the teacher you didn't participate.
ZaraBliss:
Captain calm down π You're too serious.
JaysonCruzz:
Maybe that's why he's still single π
KayPrime:
And maybe that's why you're still failing Chemistry.
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TifeMoney:
This group chat too funny abeg.
OscarJet:
ASF life too sweet. People in other schools still trekking while we arguing about lab coats π
ZaraBliss:
Biko let's keep it that way. I can't be sweating with the masses.
TomiLush:
Talk for yourself. I still remember when your dad's driver forgot you at Shoprite. You almost cried π
ZaraBliss:
And you filmed it πππ
AraBaddie:
That video still on my highlights. Iconic moment π
KayPrime:
Alright enough! Everyone just show up tomorrow, please. End of discussion.
TobiWavy:
So are we not going to talk about the newcomers though?
DianaGlow:
You mean those "Rich Demons" everyone's whispering about?
JaysonCruzz:
Yeah, the ones that transferred from Royal Academy.
OscarJet:
Lol let's not even add them yet. They can be outsiders till they earn their spot.
AraBaddie:
Exactly π This chat is for ASF born and raised. No space for wannabes.
TifeMoney:
But they're not regular though. I heard one of them came to school in a Lamborghini Urus.
ZaraBliss:
So? That's normal where we come from π
TomiLush:
I heard the tall one, Zad or whatever, used to model in London.
DianaGlow:
Wait,is he that fine fine? π
TifeMoney:
Rumor says yes. Fine and dangerous.
GiftyGlow:
Perfect combination π©
KayPrime:
Focus. We'll add them when it's official. The class list hasn't been updated.
OscarJet:
Nah bro, let's keep it that way. This chat too clean for Royal Academy pride.
TomiLush:
Don't act like y'all not curious.
ZaraBliss:
I'm curious about their energy tbh. ASF already got loud personalities; adding four more might break the app π
TobiWavy:
Imagine them entering the lab tomorrow. Everyone will freeze.
JaysonCruzz:
I give it one day before they start a fan page. ASF loves drama too much.
LolaDripz:
Let's see if they can handle Lagos-style energy.
DianaGlow:
Y'all better behave. Don't start beefing new people on day one.
OscarJet:
Beef? Never. Just soft competition π
ZaraBliss:
Exactly. May the richer aura win.
TomiLush:
ASF motto right there π
KayPrime:
If you all spent half this energy studying, we'd be graduating top of Africa.
TifeMoney:
We already top of vibes. That's enough π
AraBaddie:
And beauty. Don't forget beauty.
DianaGlow:
And drama π ASF Elites forever trending.
JaysonCruzz:
Imagine when those Rich Demons join. The whole internet won't rest.
ZaraBliss:
We'll probably hit 1M followers on the class IG page by then.
TobiWavy:
Bro, we're literally a luxury brand disguised as a class π
OscarJet:
ASFππ«΄πΎ Where attendance is optional, but style is compulsory π
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KayPrime:
Okay, final reminder. Biology practical tomorrow. Don't forget your lab coat, gloves, and ID card.
AraBaddie:
And don't forget your camera; we taking aesthetic lab pics πΈ
TomiLush:
ASF scientists but make it fashion π
ZaraBliss:
See you all tomorrow. Let's not scare the new kids too much π
TifeMoney:
Too late, our aura alone does that π
JaysonCruzz:
ASF forever. No newcomers can outshine us.
OscarJet:
Let's see about that π
DianaGlow:
I can already feel Monday loading with chaos.
AraBaddie:
And we love it here β€οΈ ASF forever loud, rich, and extra.
KayPrime:
Meeting over. I'm muting this chat.
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The chat ended, but the air was already buzzing. Tomorrow wasn't just Biology practical, it was the day ASF Elites met their match. The Rich Demons are coming.
