I wander the town again, looking for pretty men and women to spend time with. I feel the stare of Artemis in my Oracle senses, begging me to stop ruining the village.
Instead I notice that there's a rich warlord's son who is sunbathing in his fort's backyard. In just shorts. He's a sexy fit man with an athletic body. Not too buff, and slim. With nice black hair that hangs down to his shoulders.
I approach the fort, jump over the wall with wind chi, and land it. Then I do what men of the 1900s would call a Marilyn Monroe moment as I land. I approach the cute Warlord's son with the wind flapping at my clothes, exposing my sexy legs and my cleavage in brief bursts. I'm wearing a red and pink kimono with a knee high skirt that I've cut into sections.
Then it settles as I stand in front of him. He is smirking with arousal and tension.
"You're that… crazy blacksmith that just came to town last week?" Warlord's Son asks nervously.
I nod. Then I sit down beside his chair, my legs stretched out across the ground. He stares. I don't mind, it makes him like me more. Physically at least.
"Soooo do just serve in your father's army? Or do you have any other talents?" I ask warmly.
"I write poetry. And I'm supposed to be a scholar. I don't go to war." Warlord's Son says, amused and embarrassed.
"What's your name, sunshine?" I ask lovingly.
"Sasuke." Sasuke says, nervous and amused. "Why are you here?"
"I wanted to talk to a handsome man today. You're him. Flirt with me." I say with confident charm.
He smirks cockily at me. He beckons with his hand to come closer. I do it, putting my hand in his. He ignores it, and tries grabbing my breast. I smack it, amused and offended.
"What a cocky Warlord's Son. Just like your father, I imagine." I say sarcastically.
"You're the woman who struts into my yard, trying to own me. As if I shouldn't try it." Sasuke says, annoyed and amused with himself.
"Well, you've got to try a bit harder to get that far." I say, annoyed and loving.
He tilts his head to the side, smiling cockily. As if he knows I'm putty in his hands. I should and shouldn't resist. If he gets too annoyed, he calls his Guards.
"I hear you give massages. Give me one." Sasuke orders with cocky lust.
I get up too fast. I'm mad at myself. But I do massage his chest. And stomach. And legs. While he just smirks.
"You just like petting people, you cat woman." Sasuke teases.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." I say with nonchalant lust.
He just stares at me, taking in my form. I massage his body. We are both becoming more aroused by the second.
"So what is your favorite field of study?" I ask lovingly.
"Bugs. I like studying them for their patterns of life. And I try figuring out to make them do work for humanity. Right now I'm… nevermind, I can't share that with a woman. Even a weirdo like you." Sasuke says, warm and embarrassed.
"What is it? Tell me, I bet it's a little funny." I say with good humor.
He smiles brightly.
"It is kind of funny. I guess. I'm trying to make bugs eat human poop." Sasuke says, amused and blunt.
I gag a little. Then force myself to smile past it.
"I mean, it's a necessary thing to get rid of." I say, tense and disgusted.
"Let me tell you something better I did with bugs. I once beat the termites of this fort by introducing like, literally almost every bug I could find to eat them. I don't even know which ones are killing those termites, but it worked. My home is still here." Sasuke says with warm pride.
"That one is much cuter. I like that." I say lovingly.
I massage him in silence for a few moments. He keeps smiling at me with lust as he has a boner. I smile back while quietly massaging him.
"Would you come with me to my room now?" Sasuke asks seductively.
I close my eyes, embarrassed. Even though I started this. I take his hand and nod happily. He gets up, and leads me through his fort. While his father's men stare at us like we're insane.
He takes me to his room, which is a Master Bedroom with red carpet. Gold painted walls. With a few couches. A shelf filled with wine. And beside it another shelf filled with books. With a whole wall dedicated to bugs trapped in portraits. It's morbid and adorable at the same time.
Sasuke leads me to his bed. We kiss each other. Our hands explore one another's bodies.
Then we like, totally fucked for an hour. Cause sex is real. It's totalllllyyyyyy real.
Anyway, now I'm lying in Sasuke's bed with him, naked under the covers and cuddling. We're both just making small talk while fading to sleep.
"So your favorite bugs are beetles? Typical man." I say lovingly.
"Beetles are strong and have such funny battles. They flip each other across the room." Sasuke laughs.
His bedroom door slams open. And oh no, who else could it be but Liu Bei? Sasuke and I just stare at Liu Bei, smiling nervously while he glares intensely.
"You're betrothed, Sasuke." Liu Bei says angrily.
"Betrothals are against my morality. I have a duty to ruin his fake marriage." I joke defiantly, half-serious.
"Shut up! He's mad!" Sasuke hisses, angry and embarrassed.
"Get out of my house, you fucking whore! Before we murder you!" Liu Bei yells angrily.
I sigh, annoyed.
"Okay, but leave the room. I need to get dressed. Or like, you're cheating on your wife." I say, annoyed and sarcastic.
He glares angrily. Then slams the door. I straddle Sasuke, and kiss him lovingly one more time for a minute. While our whole bodies are against one another. I lick him somewhere naughty as a final goodbye. Then I get dressed, taking a long time so he can memorize my body.
"You should come visit my shop when you feel like having a good time." I say lovingly.
"I'll try to sneak away for you sometime." Sasuke says lovingly.
I walk out onto Sasuke's porch. Then leap away into the sky on the wind with a shower of sakura blossoms falling out of trees in my wake. Landing outside the fort with ease. Then I walk away, pleased with myself. Holding the memory of Sasuke in my mind. Already calling out to him with my soul to come visit me as soon as possible.
I can already see him pleasuring himself to the memory of me. It makes me smile lovingly.