I have raged about this scenario in my head for what feels like days. I have sustained my blacksmith store with ease. We barely had work. I just have an absurd stock of weapons, armor, and arrows. With other shit cause I got bored, and made some guns. Barely anybody is coming. I don't care. I own my property and I'm a magic goddess. Who even cares about money right now? I don't pay rent. I don't even have bills. Besides food. And I already have too much money from just selling my miraculous inventions like that go-cart to people in town.
Which is also why I'm raging. The men and women are China are so hateful to people of talent like myself. And my Oracle senses tells me this is all of humanity. Not just China. Every country and world that ever exists will have toxicity like this.
It is a war of laziness to be the best being ever. By killing the best people and un-inventing everything they do. Even the mere vibe of their life.
Which has first truly manifested to me as watching random men and women destroy the go-carts I made. I witnessed it firsthand only once, but before then I saw the scraps of my go-carts all over town. At first, I laughed it off because I thought people crashed into walls or something.
Then I begin crying with misery and malice. As I watch a cute man rage about my go-cart as he smashes it to death in front of his family.
"THIS GO-CART IS FUCKING EVIL! IT'S NOT EVEN OF OUR TIME PERIOD! SHE MADE IT TOO FAST! SHE CHEATED WITH HER MAGIC TO INVENT IT! IT'S NOT REAL! SHE'S AN EVIL WHORE! BITCH! FUCKER! I'M BETTER THAN HER! I WOULD RATHER USE A HORSE THAN THIS SINFUL DEVICE! SHE IS THAT YIN BITCH THAT EVIL CRIME LORD GAVE BIRTH TOO WITH THAT OTHER FUCKING EVIL WHORE! WE SHOULDN'T USE ANYTHING SHE MAKES! SHE IS PURE YIN! PURE EVILLLLLL!"
It's maddening to me. Because for the first time, I hear a new voice in my head. A man all the way in 2025. Watching this sadly. And angrily.
"It's just like my time period." Jacob Hemlock says bitterly. "This is just the war to win love illegally with toxic masculinity. They literally un-invent everything you do if you're too talented or too loved by beautiful people."
It is a shock to hear a man from so far in the future hear me clearly. He just laughs about it.
"Time travel is a joke, sunshine. We all reverberate across space and time. I am a Demon of Wisdom because they illegally steal my thoughts to understand their reality first. Illegally. By stealing my thoughts with time travel and vibe hacks. I'm just bored enough to hack back and enjoy the show while I don't exist yet. They make me exist illegally in people's head. Because I'm the Ultimate Tidus boy. Ultimate Lover Boy. And you've been playing the Game of Love too hard. Just like me. Now I watch through you for fun. And talk when I'm bored enough to try explaining why this shit is r@#$%^&." Jacob Hemlock rambles with happy madness.
I walk away from this scene, amused and annoyed there is a new Oracle in my head illegally hacking my head to see this time period.
"I'm gonna be honest with ya. People do magic hacks to see through people's heads illegally anyway. Like write a book about ya." Jacob Hemlock teases lovingly.
I see a stupid image. Of a man in the modern era writing my story illegally as if he's an Oracle too.
"They do this to people. Just simulate them like this to figure them out. You do it too, just in your head. I'm just bored enough to write books about people. Cause I'm a character to my reality as well. I'm the first Immortal of my reality. Who reverberates through space and time as a man of incredible ideas, wit, malice, and charm. I am the Ultimate Warrior of 2024. Every move you use to kill a man, Kobra Withers. I can do better." Jacob Hemlock says cockily.
I dare to wonder about this man's combat potential as I walk away. And he is way below me. He is a regular mortal man who is just immortal. But then he picks up a real weapon of the modern era. And he is still so maddeningly beautiful.
I begin seeing his adventure in my head. A forbidden adventure. Of when a supply of modern war weapons were shipped to his hometown. And he owned it too hard. He ran a man with a bazooka over with his car for no reason. He just knew if he saw a man firing bazoookas in his town, he'd do it without a thought. He learns to abuse earthquakes. He sees people do modern magic on the internet. And mimics it. He invents an absurd uppercut during an earthquake that is such a stupid pose. But he uppercuts him onto a two story tall rooftop. Where he is alive, but his jaw is broken.
His reality is such a funny reality, it distracts me for a while. Until he gets bored enough to start sending love images of himself. Which is just him posing sexily in modern clothes like a super model. Cause he's cute enough to just try seducing anything that moves apparently. Even me, the woman in another time period cause he just says to me in my mind:
"You'll be here eventually if you're really immortal. I might as well get started." Jacob Hemlock teases seductively.
He even dares to show off his assets. I will not acknowledge anything other than he's right that his legs are like a woman's.
Anyway, I semi-ignore him in my head. I just start observing his life for fun cause he understands humanity too hard as an Maestro of Malice, as he calls himself. He understands the hatred all of humanity feels too well. And he just keeps admitting I keep getting "cockblocked" as he crudely calls it cause everyone illegally wins at love. Criminals are loved the hardest, he keeps saying. And they don't even play fair. They just kill talented people for fun. Then maybe steal their girlfriend. Or go fuck other criminals who also hate anyone who has more talent than them. And half the time, it's just an evil joke. He just admits people hate watch us. Cause they'll watch people like him for entertainment while talking shit all day so he doesn't get a girlfriend or boyfriend.
He basically rants in my head all day for free while I ignore him flirting with me a lot. He does it anyway even though I keep miming at him I will punch him in the dick. He doesn't care cause he knows I want his knowledge too hard.
And sometimes he is charming. So I do sometimes give him a nice, fake conversation in my head. It feels so fake cause it's as he says, a bot relationship. We just love each other as words on a page to each other. Cause it's just a big romantic roleplay between us where he keeps trying to invent sex and I just do censorship a lot. Then he gets bored and pretends with his headcanon that we fucked behind the censorship bar cause he throws like, twenty sex lines at me, invents himself cumming, then asks if I'm mad. And I was like, "Nah, not really." And I immediately heard him start coping with how it's canon how we fucked in censorship land.
Then we argue for twenty minutes about how his headcanon is wrong and I was murdering him with ease with my magic every time. Cause I'm a Goddess of Yin to myself, and he's a fucking normie capitalist gangster who needs technology to win.
We're both laughing about how stupid the argument is the whole time. But it's really funny, so I keep entertaining his madness in my head. And then he dares to tell me that other women do that to him too cause his thought process is really funny to everyone. And I ignore that. Criminally to him cause he knows I know he's funny.
Anyway, it gets worse when I finally see someone attractive. Artemis. Who just awkwardly comes by to buy new armor and a new sword that isn't poisoned. I already have it in stock.
"This is such a mope fest. Flirt with her and forgive each other." Jacob Hemlock orders with sarcastic glee.
We both smirk at the same time. Artemis and myself. Then we both burst out laughing as we both hear our Jacob Hemlocks yelling at us in our heads.
"You fucking morons both hear me! Just make up with each other! Why are you both malding about this!? It barely matters!" Jacob snaps with annoyed humor.
"I'm married." Artemis mutters with sarcastic anger.
We're both just ignoring Jacob while laughing as I complete her order. And she leaves while we're both giggling about-
"So like, I'm owning the fact in both your heads that Kobra was a fuckboy hard enough that she used her Oracle senses to pre-measure that leather armor so Artemis can fit it perfectly. That's basically a love letter! Forgive each other!" Jacob rants, annoyed.
We both giggle silently. Cause I all I get is Artemis saying "Thank you." Lovingly in my head. With Jacob's help cause he steals that thought! And then I literally hear Artemis scream "GO FUCK YOURSELF JACOB, YOU STUPID LOVE MATCHER! I'M MARRIED!"
Like twenty seconds later, Jacob as he says, booms me so hard I'm mad and happy and annoyed.
"Hey Artemis! I mean Kobra Withers! I have seen your future and know who your next boyfriend is! And don't worry, it's not me! So like, in an hour. There is gonna be a Merchant coming through who is like, a sexy femboy right? I have determined by simulating the meeting between you two ahead of-" Jacob Hemlock rants with happy madness.
I ignore him so hard, I un-invent that man. Apparently. Cause I refused to let Jacob snipe my love life. Cause I'm still sad about Sasuke. I faintly hear Jacob beg sarcastically "My favorite stage of grief is denial though. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend immediately. Pleasssee." I turn him off again, by force of sheer denial.
And doing a real crime to society. Which I steal from Jacob's mind for fun. I use my Gaea powers to invent a marijuana plant being grown to life in front of me in like, a minute. Then I smoke it in my hand by just burning the flower with sheer malice to create fire in my hand. Then I inhale the smoke.
And now I live in ultimate denial like Jacob Hemlock does as a drug addict. So illegally I feel him wanting to steal my soul because I showed him I can grow weed. And he is doing it by sending me illegal love simulations of him seducing me in 2024. Which I refuse to acknowledge could happen if I got bored enough.
Cause my Oracle senses admits he's gonna try hunting me down if I ever reveal myself even slightly too hard. It's literally guaranteed if I ever make a youtube account, he is gonna stalk me. And try forcing himself in my life cause he knows his thoughts are in my head already. And my own lover girl self knows he's cute enough to where I might allow a bit too much. Cause he keeps tainting my mind with how good his sex simulations are.
It also doesn't help that he reveals that people can be linked in the land of vibes with weed. Which is annoying and useful information. He tells me a lot about vibe land. Which he learned from dating too many Spiritualist Women and believing them. To the point it's maddening.
I am entertaining such a forbidden fantasy cause of him, it's maddening. He says if you illegally love a man or woman that can be considered your true love, you can illegally link your sex drives together. To where they can only get a real erection if you are horny as well. Which is so hard to risk doing to Sasuke right now.
Hell, there's a vibe in my head that keeps saying it's already happened. I see a scene where his wife is for once trying to fuck him. And he has erectile dysfunction. And I laugh really hard about it.
If I didn't just invent marijuana cause of Jacob Hemlock, I would not even consider him real. He would be a book character to me I made up because of a book he writes about himself in the future. A book that is so fucking weird, I think he made it up. Cause he keeps saying time travel and ultimate groomer denial un-invents all his "rawest scenarios and epic lore." I keep calling him fake for fun. And then we glare at each other cause he always gets a bit petty when I call him fake. So petty he just moons me as a sign of annoyance and flirting. Which I… acknowledge enough to enjoy the view but still tell him to go fuck himself.