Welcome on board, dear reader...
And please buckle up that seat belt or just tighten your stomach, for this shit is about to go down. And there's no saving it.
I just did my nails so, I respectfully refuse to lift a fingers for next hour or so... Oh, and we are going to start with Fiona!
Missed that stubborn mule? Well, me too.
Fiona was seated by a shop near her family home. So, apparently she took a detour and I'm literally confused on why she returned there.
I don't really get it. Why do people remember their trauma and always tend to miss what wasn't there in the first place?
They hated her for being a girl since her birth days, which wasn't really a secret and now? There she was holding back her tears trying to think of one moment that the house felt warm and those people, like family.
None. I'm telling you! Oh…
She remembered something though, it wasn't exactly what happened but, as long as her tears are falling... It's all good.
You see, she remembered being rescued by her second brother from her bullies one fateful evening.
It could have been such a sweet moment if the brother didn't do that just to show his value to the other boys behind him.
While Fiona was seemingly not well with her tears and snort all out, her phone buzzed and it was none other than an ID flashing 'Magreth' with devil's horns.
Her landlady and nightmare. Magreth is never serious about anything that's maddening Fiona.
"Okay, so this is going to sound stupid but, the water and electricity is still out of the table and Jessica as usual is blaming the government for the taxes but…?" Trailed off MG when she didn't get a reply from the holier than thou, Fiona.
Not even a dissapointed sigh? Something was definitely wrong.
"Where are you?" Asked MG beginning to worry.
"How do you do it?" Asked Fiona sniffing back the tears awkwardly. So unbecoming!
"...Do what?" Asked MG after a pause only to hear the shaky breath that Fiona took and it weirdly broke her heart. What happened to her?
"Being that ignorant... It sure feels like you are always in a bliss" Commented Fiona like she was talking about the weather.
She just called our MG ignorant, didn't she? And I was like bitch, what the hell? Even if you can't read a room at least sugarcoat your words, right?
But, what do you know? MG understood her none the less.
"Come back home, We are going to Mrs Benson for some tap water. And you don't want to miss her seminar on home management" Teased MG making Fiona scoff.
Yeah, at least there are other problems to occupy her mind it seemed.
"So back here in twenty?" Asked MG for confirmation only to hear another shaky sigh. Fiona cried and it was obvious.
"Give me two hours top" Said Fiona in assurance and that answered MG's silent questions.
"I'm glad you went back there" Said MG before hanging up on her, stunning Fiona. She knew?
Well, you know the saying that when it rains, it pours and it's definitely not only for bad things because, there was Sonia back from her wedding.
"Where the fuck have you been?" Asked MG before running to hug Sonia, "Oof, girl you stink!"
"And something tells me, There's no water nor electricity in the house" Psyched Sonia making MG laugh. Who does she think she's scamming?
"Joy told you, didn't she?" Guessed MG, knowing just how much those two are tied to the hip.
"Sadly no. No reception in the wild and all. Where is she anyway?" Asked Sonia looking around only to sight Gravel getting out of MG's room.
"So, you two, huh?" Teased Sonia making MG embarrassed and Gravel tense. They are so awkward that it was heartwarming.
"Stop teasing us and tell us more on what happened on your journey?" Asked Gravel deviating the spotlight as usual.
"Oh, this time around? It's what's going to happen that matters more" Replied Sonia with a wink, "But, before that? I need to talk to Joy first"
"Marry her already" Shouted MG from the kitchen counter and that brought a giddy smile on Sonia's face.
"Left here engaged remember?" Replied Sonia, flashing her big sparkly ring on her left hand to them.
Yeah, I honestly didn't see this one coming either. Sonia is crazy! How can someone marry their faith?
Well, apparently in her head she's married to me. Her Mother and I have to comply to it.
I'm telling you, humans always leaves me speechless but, moving on to Joy's dark room with Sonia.
The room was always dark by default with a few candle lights here and there, magical scriptures scattered across the floor and walls while she was seated in a meditation position above a satanic drawing.
That sight could frighten anyone but, Sonia was not afraid. Never was. All Sonia sees is a cinnamon roll.
I mean how can one fear a cinnamon roll? "Hey there" Greeted Sonia once she opened Joy's room and the girl lit up at her voice. Such a baby, right?
"You came back!" Said Joy excitedly but she couldn't stand up from her summoning position. Something about an unfinished spell curse…
You know the usual things she does on her free day.
Well, dear reader would you look at that? I'm tired and I need to go help Bertha with her upcoming exams.
You see, her scholarship is on the line and the program is getting harder and harder to grasp. ADHD and their problems.
Ciao, until next time!
"Sol? Am I good to go?"
"Cut!"
Yours in chaos,
Mother Nature.