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Douluo: Brutally Reviewing the Goddesses—Bibi Dong Breaks Down!

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{Anti-Tang, Anti-Xiaogang] In the Douluo Continent, Song Ye awakens the Sharp Commentary System. As long as he completes the system’s daily commentary tasks, he can obtain rewards. However, he never expected that every one of his sharp comments would be seen by the women of Douluo. … [Please comment on Bibi Dong’s view on love.] Song Ye: Love? She could even fall for Yu Xiaogang. She must have been truly desperate. Bibi Dong: What do you mean by that?! Who said it? Come out right now! [Please comment on Qian Renxue’s strategy.] Song Ye: Wasting ten years only to end up making a wedding dress for Tang San. And that’s called strategy? Qian Renxue: What?! Who is Tang San? How dare he ruin my grand plan! [Please comment on Bai Chenxiang’s choice.] Song Ye: Heh. Bewitched by Tang San and married a ladybug. What did she even gain from it? Bai Chenxiang: “I will never marry a ladybug! And who is Tang San? I’ll kill him!” [Please comment on Liu Erlong’s intelligence.] Song Ye: Using Spirit Hall’s theories to pretend to be a master, yet she still fell for it. What do you think? Liu Erlong: What?! Xiaogang’s theories were stolen? He actually lied to me?! [Please comment on…] … As more and more sharp comments appear, Song Ye grows stronger through the rewards and eventually surpasses even the God Kings. But when he looks back, something feels strange. Why have all the female characters suddenly become normal… And why are they all clinging to him now? {Note: Every 30 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter} — Daily Updates X3 — For Early Access: [[email protected]/Thebeginning331]
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Sharp Commentary on Bibi Dong! The Women Are Terrified!

Chapter 1: Sharp Commentary on Bibi Dong! The Women Are Terrified!

Spirit City.

Pope's Bedroom.

Having just finished a long and exhausting day of administrative duties, Bibi Dong had no intention of thinking about work any further.

She casually removed the luxurious gown and crown she had been wearing, leaving only a light purple slip dress on her body before quietly lying down on the bed.

Although Bibi Dong was no longer young, as a Soul Master, her body still maintained an extremely attractive condition.

Her fair and delicate facial features were naturally beautiful even without makeup. Her graceful curves were captivating, especially the fullness of her chest, brimming with charm. Beneath her, a pair of slender, pale legs stretched over a meter long.

Covered by the purple slip dress, both above and below were faintly visible, revealing a beauty that was nearly perfect.

With the noble aura of someone in a high position combined with the alluring charm of a mature woman, anyone who looked at her would likely fall completely under her spell.

Just as she lay down more lazily, preparing to rest—

A faint point of light suddenly appeared on her right hand.

Bibi Dong was immediately drawn to it and murmured in confusion, "What is this?"

She waved her hand but discovered the faint light seemed to merge into her body and could not be shaken off, which surprised her greatly.

"What is this thing? It entered my body without a sound?"

Then Bibi Dong touched it with her other hand. In the next second, a light screen appeared that only she could see.

At the very top was something that looked like a question as a title. Below it was blank.

Bibi Dong looked at the title and read aloud:

"Please give a sharp commentary on Bibi Dong's view on love."

"…What?!"

Her expression changed drastically. What was this thing that had appeared out of nowhere and was even involving her?

Before Bibi Dong could examine the commentary content, she noticed a large amount of information.

For example, beneath the title was something similar to a pen name.

"Is this the author?"

The pen name was [Ye Ye Sheng Ge], a name that carried a teasing and carefree tone.

Below the blank section was also something resembling a comment area.

The next second, a comment suddenly appeared:

[The Eldest Miss]: What is this? Why is there content about the Pope of Spirit Hall?

[Must Not Eat Bunny]: Bibi Dong? Is Bibi Dong the Pope of Spirit Hall? Bibi Dong, I curse your whole family to die!

Seeing such strange messages, Bibi Dong was extremely puzzled.

"What… what is this thing? People can actually speak on it?"

"Can I…"

She tried touching it, and sure enough, she discovered she could also send comments.

Even the name could be set freely. As the Pope, she obviously had no need to hide anything.

[Bibi Dong]: What is this object? Who sent it here? And what is going on with this title? Give me an explanation!!

However, just as she posted this comment, the light screen immediately began to change.

Below the title, the large blank space finally started filling with text.

West of Spirit City.

Spirit Village, inside a house.

Song Ye looked at the virtual keyboard created by the system in front of him, along with the clear screen. For a moment, he felt as if he had returned to his previous life.

"Sigh, I've transmigrated into the Douluo Continent for sixteen years, and only today, on my birthday, did my system finally awaken!"

"And this system is really strange. I have to give sharp commentaries on the characters and events it provides every day to receive rewards."

[Please give a sharp commentary on Bibi Dong's view on love.]

Looking at the huge title before him, Song Ye typed his first sentence:

"If Bibi Dong's view on love were graded, with a full score of one hundred, my score would be –100!"

After that, he slowly continued typing while thinking about what to write.

"The system will reward me based on the results of my sharp commentary. I wonder if it can improve my martial soul and talent."

"It was already bad enough that I didn't have a cheat early on. Ten years ago, when I awakened my martial soul, I ended up with a useless weed martial soul, even worse than Blue Silver Grass."

"My innate soul power was only half a level. After exhausting myself cultivating, I've only reached rank 19 now and barely managed to get a labor job in Spirit Hall."

"System, I'll do my best to make my commentary ruthless. Your rewards had better be generous!"

After sighing for a moment, Song Ye focused again on typing.

He prepared to scold Bibi Dong fiercely.

Since this was the Sharp Commentary System, the harsher the criticism, the better the rewards would probably be.

Thinking of that, he typed even more enthusiastically, determined to write something that would make Bibi Dong completely lose her composure.

Heaven Dou Empire.

Qian Renxue looked at the content appearing on the light screen and sneered in disdain.

"It seems this is some kind of information transmission device."

"The top part is the title or topic, and the blank space below should be where someone is currently writing commentary about Bibi Dong based on that title."

"As for the comments at the bottom, they're probably from people like me who accidentally connected to this screen."

"Those connected can see the author's sharp commentary and also leave comments."

"I just wonder who exactly is writing these words."

Looking at the first line of commentary appearing on the screen, Qian Renxue only found it amusing:

[If Bibi Dong's view on love were graded out of one hundred, my score would be –100!]

If it were anyone else, they might only feel a little curiosity about such commentary.

But for Qian Renxue, Bibi Dong was her mother who had never fulfilled her responsibilities as one. She was simply unworthy of being called a parent.

Anything that damaged Bibi Dong's reputation pleased her.

Seeing the first sentence completely deny Bibi Dong's view on love, Qian Renxue felt very satisfied.

She quickly set a name and left a comment:

[I Am an Orphan]: This evaluation on the light screen is very reasonable! Bibi Dong, what kind of view on love do you even have, you fool?

Pope's Bedroom.

Seeing the evaluation about herself on the light screen, Bibi Dong was already furious after reading just the first sentence.

"Who wrote this commentary?!"

"Since when did others have the right to judge my view on love?!"

"This is simply outrageous! And who is this [I Am an Orphan] to dare insult me!"

She immediately replied in the comments below:

[Bibi Dong]: @I Am an Orphan, how dare you! Who are you? Since when do you have the right to belittle me?

However, as soon as she sent the message, others immediately responded:

[Must Not Eat Bunny]: Bibi Dong, I'm Xiao Wu! Who do you think you are?! What's wrong with insulting you? I'll insult you all day! This light screen appeared at the perfect time. It's absolutely right!"

[Yan Yan Is Proud]: Well said! My grandfather always said the Pope of Spirit Hall isn't a good person. And now there's even a treasure like this that lets people comment on the Pope? Interesting!

The moment Bibi Dong replied, two people immediately joined together to curse at her.

Her anger exploded instantly.

Outrageous!

What kind of nonsense was this?!

It was already bad enough that this light screen dared to comment on her, but now a group of people could actually argue with her underneath it and even insult her anonymously?

Fine, this light screen has already found its path to death!

End of Chapter