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After rage-quitting an old fantasy RPG years ago, a former player wakes up inside the very game he abandoned—stuck at level one, armed with a bad build, and with no option to reload. He knows the story. He knows the characters. What he doesn’t know is how much the world will punish him for doing things his way. With partial knowledge, unreliable instincts, and a growing awareness that the rules don’t care about intent, he’s forced to navigate a familiar story from an unfamiliar angle—making alliances he shouldn’t, avoiding dangers he remembers too late, and learning that surviving isn’t the same as winning. A comedic, system-aware fantasy about bad decisions, old games, and finding a path forward when the tutorial is long gone. ~Chapters to be added on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays~

im not discipline enough so dont expect much ~Synopsis~ At the start, I became a rich second-generation heir with a beautiful wife and a stunning school belle for a sister-in-law. But Xu Mu couldn’t bring himself to rejoice. The reason? He had transmigrated into the brainless villain of a novel—one who abused his wife, forced the Dragon King’s sister to live in a doghouse, and ended up having his ashes scattered upon the Dragon King’s return. Fortunately, Xu Mu awakened the "Justice System," and he was determined to rewrite his doomed fate. A wife should be cherished, and of course, his sister-in-law deserved to sleep in the villa’s cozy bed. When the Dragon King finally returned, he was greeted by a loving and harmonious family. Xu Mu soon realized that aside from the Dragon King, countless other protagonists began emerging—all targeting him—forcing him to fight back. You have a few breathtakingly beautiful senior sisters? Sorry, but they’re my senior sisters now. You’re a retired soldier king searching for your first love? Too bad—your "white moonlight" already sees me as hers. … Daily : 1-2 Chapters NU : Transmigrated as the Villain, I Let the Dragon King's Sister Share My Bed Raw : 穿書反派，我讓龍王妹妹住被窩 章節列表

Ananya never expected death to bring her into another life. One moment, she was running her parents’ restaurant in the modern world. The next, she opened her eyes in silk robes, surrounded by hostile stares — the Queen Consort of the empire. But this body was cursed in everyone’s eyes. The Emperor loathed her. The mistress laughed at her. And the court whispered behind her back. Only she wasn’t truly alone. > “Finally, someone can see us!” “What kind of Queen Consort are you, so calm even with ghosts in your chamber?” “Shut up, Wei Rong, let her breathe. She looks like she’s about to faint.” Three ghosts — a stoic scholar, a brash general, and a mischievous noble girl — lingered at her side. They were invisible to all but her. And with them, she learned to survive the poisonous palace. When rumors spread that she was cursed, Ananya stood before the empire’s court. Instead of tears, she offered proof. Instead of fear, she offered dignity. > “If Heaven believes I am cursed, let the fire and smoke betray me. I will not hide.” And Heaven sided with her. Outside the palace, crises struck — starving soldiers, missing supplies, merchants growing fat from stolen grain. Inside, Lady Zhen, the Emperor’s favored mistress, grew bolder by the day, flaunting her beauty and mocking Ananya’s quiet grace. > “Sister, do you still dream of winning His Majesty’s heart? Look at you — plain, dull, unworthy.” “If simplicity is a crime, then let it be mine,” Ananya answered, unshaken. The Emperor indulged Lady Zhen openly… but in the silence of night, he tasted Ananya’s food, lingered at her table, and found himself unsettled by her calm. > “This is not palace fare,” he muttered. “It is lighter,” Ananya replied softly. “Easier to sleep after.” Step by step, conspiracy thickened. At a grand banquet, a poisoned cup was placed in Ananya’s hand. But a ghost’s laugh echoed in her ear — and the cup was swapped. A dancer collapsed instead. From that night on, the Emperor’s gaze changed. He began to notice the woman who never begged for favor, never fought for attention, yet always endured. Still, war brewed at the borders. Betrayals reached even the throne. Assassins crept through the palace halls. And the one person who seemed weakest became the calm at the center of the storm. Through whispered secrets, mischievous hauntings, and quiet resilience, Ananya carved her place in the empire. She would not simply survive. She would rise. And the Emperor who once despised her would one day whisper only her name.

There is a place for those who can no longer live as humans. Hidden from the world stands an asylum that confines the broken—not only for their power, but for their unstable powers. Kaine Vale, a blind young man, becomes the true warden of the place. He does not judge them. He confines to protect them, or maybe cured them. [Congratulations, you have become a Cloud Asylum Warden] [Absorb power for new skills. Heal to level up] But when the gods and organizations hunt the broken and try to destroy the asylum, Kaine makes his choice If the world demands their death, then he will be the one who slays the gods first. Discord: https://discord.gg/H2UjrVm79Q

This story will not follow the plot, and our mc will also not be a blood bag for class D. -------- Shimizu Akira accidentally transmigrated into the world of "Classroom of the Elite" and became an ordinary student in Class D. "Ding! Daily intelligence has been updated." "1: Class A's Kamuro Masumi will attempt to steal beer from a convenience store today." "2: Karuizawa Kei is looking for a 'fake boyfriend' to act as her shield." "3: If you need to satisfy your physiological needs, knock on Chie Hoshinomiya's door three times at exactly 2:00 AM." "4: Tonight at 22:00, Kushida Kikyo will visit your dorm room under the pretense of 'asking for help with homework,' but in reality..." "Is this information... reliable?" With the advantage of foresight and intelligence, Shimizu Akira navigated between various factions: He provided crucial clues to Horikita Suzune when she needed them most. He became the ideal candidate for Karuizawa Kei's "fake relationship." He enjoyed a battle of wits and romance with Sakayanagi Arisu. "Why is the intelligence getting stranger and stranger?"

Title: Kasarinlan Note: This is a fantasy story infused with Philippine history, set in an alternate world. Tagline: "Freedom, Unity, Peace, The three symbols a nation needs to fight against foreign oppression. But what happens when those who embody and deliver these qualities clash in their methods and beliefs on how to protect the nation they are meant to safeguard?" Plot: For over 500 years, the powerful nation of Spain has colonized the Philippines, treating it as one of its colonies. Due to countless failures and defeats of Filipino heroes and revolutionaries, the people gradually lost the courage to reclaim their homeland from the colonizers. With hope fading, Filipinos eventually surrendered and accepted Spanish rule over their nation. Over the centuries, Spanish governance grew increasingly cruel toward the country's citizens, dividing Filipino society into two classes: Honorary Spaniards or "Hilaw" (as the Spanish call them): These are Filipinos who abandoned their Filipino identity to become "adopted childre ton of Spain" in exchange for certain privileges in the country. Low-Class Citizens or "Indio" (as the Spanish call them): These are Filipinos from poor families, stripped of numerous privileges and rights in their own land. Due to their low social status, they are often oppressed, abused, and unable to defend themselves in any court or legal system in the country.

Bulma Starch, a 16-year-old junior researcher, has her back against the wall. Intellectually disinherited and under the shadow of her father's academic disgrace, she bets everything on the radar she developed to prove that Brief Starch wasn't crazy: the seven anomalous signals he studied are real. Her search leads her to the hostile Wontonka zone, where her scientific logic clashes head-on with Goku, a mountain boy who just wants to protect his grandfather's legacy. The two end up joining forces on a bizarre journey in search of the seven dragon balls.

When a die-hard fan of the iconic sitcom Modern Family is reborn into the show’s universe, the script is officially thrown out the window. Reincarnated as Mason Delgado-Pritchett, the fifteen-year-old biological son of Gloria and her first husband, Javier, Mason is the elder brother Manny always looked up to. Following a "miraculous" survival of a freak accident while traveling back to Los Angeles, Mason returns to the Pritchett household equipped with a "Peak Athlete Physique" and "Total Recall"—an encyclopedic memory of the show's timeline and the secrets of the world he now inhabits. As the series begins, Mason stands as a bridge between Gloria’s fiery Colombian past and Jay’s traditional American present. At the same age as his step-cousin Haley Dunphy, he enters the high school scene not as a victim, but as a physical and intellectual powerhouse. With the knowledge of exactly how every family drama unfolds, Mason is ready to ensure the Delgado-Pritchett legacy isn't just a sitcom trope, but a dynasty. IT WILL NOT BE 100% LIKE TV SERIES THIS IS MY TAKE ON MODERN FAMILY READ IT WITH OPEN MIND

Loki Althaus is a human who was born during the French Revolution in The Year 1789. His parents died when he was 4 due to a demon cult that has been abusing his dad for being an baron for few years (Demon Cult is an Organization that has been alive for tens thousands of years), however he did not seek for revenge... He seek for Peace an actual life where everything is quiet and to get what he wanted he became stronger he mastered Gravity manipulation and eventually Space Itself while still being mere child. He was a cold and ruthless kid ever since he was born, he didn't even cry when his parents was murdered right in front of him he just stands there while looking down into their lifeless bodies slumped on the floor. And now after surviving for 2 centuries he was now a 236 years old Immortal he has killed powerful beings and remained mystery in History.

After traveling to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization by claiming to be from the future, becoming its sole strategist. He begins with a brilliantly unorthodox plan: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the Five Great Ninja Villages to collect their toilet paper, thereby elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami. The scheme leaves the entire Akatsuki organization stunned. Konan: "Do you have any strategies that are... less unsavory?" Bai Mo: "I've heard your Paper Ninjutsu is perfect for disguise?" Konan: "Mm." Bai Mo: "Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them across the Five Great Nations, and let the world feel pain every time they wipe. Art is an explosion!" Pain and Deidara: ? Bai Mo: "Sasuke, if you truly crave power, just take a sip of Naruto's 'milk'." ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

[ WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT] I was a fool Forty-five years old. Senior accountant. Seventeen years of marriage. Two children I thought were mine. Then, in one night, everything broke. I was fired by my greedy boss. I returned home early… and found my wife in bed with my childhood best friend, Zack. The truth followed like knives. The children weren’t mine. She had been cheating for fifteen years. Every asset — every savings, every property — had already been transferred into her name. When I fought back, they killed me. I thought it was the end. Instead, I woke up twenty-four years in the past. A screen appeared before my eyes. [SYSTEM INITIALIZING] [WELCOME, HOST, TO THE HEAVENLY DESIRE SYSTEM] To grow stronger, I must charm, seduce, and conquer desire itself. Fine. This time, I won’t be the fool. This time I will play the game — and I will not lose. My ex-boss’s innocent-looking daughter… who's sweetness will be mine alone to taste Zack’s mature, lonely mother… with a body made for sin. The cold beauties who once looked down on me… The seductive teachers… The hidden heiresses… The married women with frustrated nights… They will blush. They will tremble. They will want me. And the ones who betrayed me? They will kneel. They will beg. I won’t forgive them. . . . "...hey system are you sure that this is going to work?" [Not too sure, but hey… let’s find out.] "shit! Please whoever gave me this system, I want a refund" Don't forget to Add to Library and follow the story — daily updates and lots of temptation ahead. # [STRONG OVERPOWERED MC],[ MILF], [SMUT], [BEAUTY] [NTR] but no Netorare, [WEAK TO STRONG], [BETRAYAL], [REVENGE] [SLICE OF LIFE]

Cultivate while you sleep? The ultimate cheat code has landed in the world's most toxic grindset culture. Transmigrated into a xianxia world, Xiao Ran's new System rewards what he does best: optimization. Why train for twelve bloody hours when one hour of perfect observation yields double the gains? Why break through with pain when you can unfold through understanding? Branded a lazy heretic by his sect, he gathers followers from the burnt-out and broken—disciples the orthodox path has no use for. But when his methods start producing healthier, faster cultivators than traditional torture... sorry, "training," the entire system sees him as a threat. Now, elders want to erase him, a prodigy obsessed with his efficiency wants to dissect him, and a living saint of suffering has arrived to purge his "weakness" from the world. Welcome to the laziest—and most dangerous—path to immortality.

Aira, a villainess born into a feared family, forgets one important thing– She is supposed to hate the hero. Instead, she falls for Himitsu, the cold and distant hero of the Lunaris. Determined to get closer to him, Aira throws herself into chaos–awkward encounters, reckless plans, and shameless teasing that only leave Himitsu flustered behind his calm expression. while he appears emotionless to the world, Aira senses something softer hidden beneath his icy exterior. But loving a hero is dangerous when you come from the villain's family.

In the fantasy Medieval Continent of the Martial Rost Empire, a once-mocked border city—“Waste-benli”—has risen in five years to the empire’s third-largest economic hub, controlling nearly one-fifth of national wealth. Behind this miracle stands young lord Sorola Rubia of Febenli County. Born to the powerful Rubia military nobility, Sorola spurned conventional swordsmanship and battle magic for the scorned fields of summoning and alchemy. Outwardly a frivolous playboy, he hides ruthless ambition. A failed alchemy experiment accidentally birthed revolutionary products—most famously the legendary virility drug “Big Bird,” plus divine oil, breast-enhancing pills, and other solutions to every “bedroom problem.” Their explosive demand generated immense wealth, transforming his dying territory. The tale opens on a sweltering summer night. Returning home by carriage with his beautiful assistant Alice—an orphan raised by his family—Sorola senses a powerful magical surge. He races to the source and finds five dark elves hunting a gravely wounded holy elf woman. With the terrifying Magilight Ring, capable of mutual destruction, he forces the attackers—led by the arrogant swordswoman Rose and commander Longevity—to withdraw. The injured elf—arm severed, eye pierced, eardrums ruptured, organs shattered—is placed in magical ice suspension. Sorola enlists the ancient, shadowy “Perverted Old Man,” a 1,600-year-old black-market legend, to restore her completely. Yet salvation is only the pretext. Sorola craves absolute conquest. At the upcoming Harvest Festival, he plans to parade this proud holy elf as his exclusive fuck-pet. He will break the haughty Rose until she kneels and begs. His ultimate ambition reaches the Elven Queen herself. Armed with “Big Bird,” forbidden aphrodisiacs, summoning arts, and limitless gold, he will systematically tame the proudest elven beauties into obedient, heat-craving slaves. This is a war of raw lust and domination. One shameless lord. One massive cock. Endless fortune. How far will Sorola go to crush the noble elven race and build his perfect harem of trained beauties? Beauty Trainer – Elven Conquest Arc begins.

After being killed by an Apocalypse-Era Mutated Beast, Jin Moxi had regressed back into the past—a month before the Apocalypse descended. Not only that he was accompanied by the Apocalypse’s Strongest System to face the multitude of disasters that will soon emerge across the globe!

“You cannot do anything in your life.” That was what my father said every time he came home drunk. He wasn’t the kind who beat his family—he didn’t need to. His words alone were enough to break me. “You are a failure. Look at other children.” I had done nothing wrong to deserve those words. They were simply routine—something he said to make himself feel better. Maybe it was the alcohol speaking. Maybe it wasn’t. Either way, that was how I grew up, with two younger siblings enduring the same silence. Maybe that was why I became an introvert. I learned that speaking less meant giving him fewer reasons to get upset with me. And yet, after shaping me this way, he would ask— “Why are you so quiet? Why can’t you be like other children?” Being an introvert wasn’t so bad… until I found acting—or more appropriately—acting found me. By chance, by luck, or perhaps by fate, I discovered an art that demanded everything I had—confidence, expression, vulnerability. I had never even stepped onto a stage before. I had to learn from nothing. All I had was my talent and an intelligent mind. A gift unknown to me was hiding inside. But as always, I wasn’t allowed to choose. Every story has a villain. In mine, I couldn’t even defy him. He wanted a life that brought him reputation and praise—a respectable job, a safe future. Dreams, in his world, were a luxury I couldn’t afford. This is the story of a boy silenced by words— and the actor he was never meant to become. ----------------------------------------------- If you are still here, then go and read free chapters. They won't cost you and who knows, this might be your next favorite novel. ^..^ Note - There is no system in this novel. Everything will be how a normal human would solve problems. No golden fingers or supernatural powers. I want to make a real and relatable novel instead of the usual cheat systems. Also, the main plot of the novel revolves around acting and rising in the entertainment industry. However, his childhood shapes who he is now, so that will also be explored. Lastly, this story takes place in a parallel world to escape any copyright issues. This is an original story without any inspiration. All the scripts, songs and scenes are original and written by me myself. ^...^ ------------------------------------------------- Two chapters a day Now, about business - Want more chapters? Send gifts. Magic Castle - 1 bonus chapter. Spacecraft - 2 bonus chapters. Golden Gachapon - 3 bonus chapters. For example, if someone wants to read more chapters and they can't wait, they can gift one of these. If I'm awake, I'll upload the bonus chapter the very next second, at most it will take 24 hours. But I hope you won't exploit these... ^...^ --------------------------------------------------

​World Rank #1 gamer, Leo, died with one bitter regret: he never got to finish his last cigarette. Reincarnated into a world of magic with a 'Trash Tier' body but a god-like Intelligence of 99, Leo is haunted by a literal Withdrawal Syndrome. To survive, he must manipulate knights, outsmart dealers, and gamble with gods—all while hunting for a decent smoke and a cup of coffee. In this world, strength is common, but a master strategist with a craving? That’s a nightmare."

For three years Calix suffered from the Backlash of his undecipher Term Attribute. As he couldn't use his unique power, he went through series of misfortunes which caused him to lose his self-esteem. However, one day, he was caught in an incident that led him to awaken his hidden power(luck). "The fuel of my Term Attribute is sexual practices with the opposite gender?" ADVANCE 73 CHAPTERS: https://www.patreon.com/Puji_maki https://ko-fi.com/pujimaki Discord: https://discord.gg/EAcYxbG36Y [THIS IS SMUT WITH PLOT] [This novel has Tsundere, Yandere, Glasses Girl, Slut, Kuudere, Tall Girl, Tanned, Tomboy, MILF, Dark-Skinned, and lots more!!] Warning: -This novel is R-18. -I can't promise you high-quality content since I write two other stories, I can't put all my time here. - You may found some errors here in there but I'm confident that this novel will be readable. -If I don't like the performance of this novel, I will drop this after hundred chaps. -I only accept a one-star rating. -I will update 5× a week. - The plot may become nonsensical sometimes, but it's because of Calix's unique luck. Don't nag me if you found that the plot lacks common sense. This is smut, duh. -I will put all of my shit here in this story. - Please leave a shitty review.

Daniel is stuck in a dead-end job with no direction in life, but he is given a second chance when he wakes up as a kid again. He realizes that there are subtle changes in the world around him, particularly in popular culture like movies, music, and technology. He decides to make use of this opportunity to the fullest The story is set in the modern family world, where the main character has only vague memories of the TV show. If you wish to support me check out my patreon.com/Illusiveone

I reincarnated into a fantasy world and got the universe's most powerful mentor. Unfortunately, he's also the universe's most powerful pervert. Takeshi Yamada died saving a cat from traffic. Noble? Yes. Smart? Debatable. He woke up in a fantasy world as Ryker Ashford, a low-tier noble with crippled cultivation potential. Perfect setup for an underdog cultivation story, right? Train hard, break through limitations, become a legend? Wrong. Because bonded to his soul is Zyx'althar the Infinite—a 10,000-year-old cosmic scarab who's mentored 47 legendary heroes and possesses knowledge that could reshape reality itself. He's also an unrepentant degenerate with a very specific type. "You want to fix your meridians? Compliment that twink" "I'm not doing that." "Then enjoy being magically impotent forever." "...What do I say?" "Tell him his eyes hold the mysteries of twilight. And make it smoldering." "I hate you so much." "Save it for the bedroom, darling." Ryker just wants to be a normal cultivation protagonist—stoic, powerful, respected. Instead, Zyx's "Path of Harmonic Unity" requires him to break every social norm, befriend femboy elves, compliment assassins mid-combat, and somehow become the Academy's most confusing student. The worst part? It actually works. Every time Ryker follows Zyx's insane advice, his cultivation skyrockets. That embarrassing conversation with the pretty boy ranger? Breakthrough to Rank 2. Accidentally flirting with the goth assassin? New combat technique unlocked. "This is just Gintama meets Reverend Insanity but everyone thinks the MC is a himbo." - Probably accurate "My cultivation improved 300% but my dignity is in the negatives." - Ryker Ashford, Year 1 "I see this as an absolute win." - Zyx'althar the Infinite, Destroyer of Reputations