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The "Chosen One" tried to debate ethics with the Final Boss. The result? Humanity was wiped out. I was the F-Rank porter who watched it happen. Then, I woke up twenty years in the past; ten minutes before the apocalypse began. I looked at the naive young Hero standing next to me. I didn't join his party. I stabbed him in the throat. [System: You have killed the Protagonist.] [Reward: SSS-Rank Trait "The Usurper" Acquired.] [Passive: Absolute 100% Drop Rate.] Now, the destiny of the world is mine. I don't grind. I take. Touch a Grand Mage? Skill Copied. Kill a Dragon? Talents Absorbed. Save the Princess? Only if she can afford the subscription fee. While the world panics, I’m fusing prohibited skills and privatizing the dungeons. I’m not here to save the world. I’m here to loot it. [Add to Library to join the harvest.]

Akash Sharma has always believed his charm can conquer anything—until Meera enters his life through a forced marriage neither of them wanted. Arrogant, proud, and certain she will eventually submit, Akash abandons her without listening to her truth. But when he returns, he finds a woman who refuses to beg, refuses to bend, and dares to ask for a divorce. What begins as ego, anger, and resistance slowly pulls them into the seven stages of love—where pride must burn before love can survive.

The Hunter's Gonna Lay Low Official Side Stories - Unofficial English Translation

I've wanted to be a super hero since I was a kid, and I got admitted to a school for only awakened. dream come true right? No, it wasn't.I wish I would've just stayed a normal person, because being at war isn't for the weak. (Why is everybody trying to sell me stuff..? I'm just trying to write a book, I already do my own art guys ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ it's really flattering.. but I only got like 20 chaps out..)

John Paul, known as Empoy, was an ordinary Filipino electrician whose life ended in a bizarre accident—only to awaken in a fantasy world alongside other summoned “heroes.” While everyone else received blessings, weapons, and divine titles, Empoy—predictably—did not. Without any visible abilities or powers, he was quickly dismissed as a useless extra and promptly banished from the kingdom. Forced to live on his own, Empoy settles in the remote Bran Village, a forgotten settlement with a crumbling Adventurer Guild branch, sparse residents, and very little attention from the world. Here, stripped of glory and prophecy, he attempts to live quietly, repairing broken lamps, patching fences, and avoiding the affairs of “real heroes.” Officially, he’s powerless. Unofficially… he is quietly adapting his knowledge from his past life as an electrician, experimenting with tools, mana, and mechanics in ways the kingdom’s “greatest heroes” could never imagine—though the world has no idea yet. This is a comedic fantasy adventure about a background character who was meant to be forgotten—but whose quiet life might slowly, inevitably, redefine the rules of magic, technology, and heroism without anyone noticing… except maybe the gods, who are starting to pay attention.

Kangetsu just wanted one normal day on duty. One. Instead, Hiashi is loudly calling someone “son-in-law” in the middle of official business, Hiruzen is trying to haggle over a “small” fifty million that somehow turns into three hundred million, and Danzo is already acting like the whole village is about to get pranked by fate itself. Kangetsu’s response? A dead-eyed glare and the patience of a man realizing that, in this world, “respectable authority” is a moving target—and apparently it comes with a price tag. But the real battlefield isn’t the Hokage’s office. It’s at home. Yukino sits there, expression blank, voice razor-sharp, demanding answers about Arisu—why her name keeps coming up, why Kangetsu’s attention keeps drifting, and what she has that Yukino doesn’t. Kangetsu tries to explain it the only way he can: He’s “faithful to love.” Yukino’s reply is immediate and lethal: he’s faithful… to his love for *them*. Welcome to Kangetsu’s daily life: a chaotic, comedy-loaded crossover where politics, money, status, and romance/harem collide—and where the most dangerous technique isn’t a jutsu. It’s the “honey trap” of everyday temptation, blowing through his life like a storm.

Gojo: “As long as Futago masters his technique, there will be no rival left to challenge him.” Sukuna: “Only a fool would deny the power brewing in those twins.” Mei Mei: “The one who wields cursed energy like that… hmm, I could watch them for hours— …Just kidding. This story follows two twins navigating the world of Jujutsu Kaisen. Gifted beyond their years, they are slightly power-hungry, sociopathic, and driven by curiosity and ambition. Though they rarely reveal it, the twins share a deep, unique connection that enhances their potential in ways few could predict. Also, just to be clear, this is a story I’m making for fun. Their abilities are kinda nerdy, I am trying to explain it the best I can. Sorry if I fail, I added an auxiliary chapter where I try to explain as much as I can.

A Dark comedic action Novel where the Protagonist is a superhero who knows he is inside a novel trying to survive in a world where being a superhero means a death sentence

BROKEN TRUCK-KUN [Broken - A term used to describe a character so strong it's impossible to scale them] Meet Alex Mercer, a 22-year-old living a normal life working in a tech company before his fateful encounter with the infamous Truck-kun. Alex, however, survives the encounter by killing Truck-kun's driver. Yes, he kills Truck-kun's driver! But he is punished for this deed. Alex must now become the man behind the wheels of Truck-kun, tasked with delivering cosmic justice and creating protagonists across dimensions. But what does Alex do? He corrupts Truck-kun! Now instead of the intergalactic hit-and-run job, Alex bags bitches with his ride! --- [New Quest - Find the president and deliver him a gift] [Side Quest - Deliver the first lady a gift too] One quest after another, Alex finds himself increasingly accustomed to using the powers of Truck-kun to his advantage. This was the creators of the universe's way of punishing Alex. However, Alex once again proves why he's a man with a thousand luck charms. "Wait, I'm trapped in a world overflowing with beauties?! And the only one in my way is the protagonist?! Ha! We'll see!" --- WARNING: This book is strictly for cultured fans. Degenerates are kindly welcomed. Read with extreme caution! TAGS: • Yes Gore • No NTR • No Yuri • Yes Netori Support me with powerstones and reviews so we can grow together! Disclaimer: This book is a work of fiction. Names, places, and people mentioned do not reflect any real resemblance or provide facts about authentic things in real life.

[No NTR] [Single MILFs] [Spoiled Daughters] [Smut] [Explicit Adult Content] [R-18] Renowned worldwide as “Everyman,” Johnathan Lee Sins dominated the adult industry for decades, winning Best Adult Actor four years straight from 2010 to 2028, and building a strange kind of public love through quiet philanthropy despite his “dirty” reputation. Thirty years later, John is seventy-seven, nearly completely deaf, and no longer in front of the camera. He did not get washed away. He retired into power, directing the scenes himself, still “going strong” in the only way he knows. Then one ordinary day turns cruel. A broken light bulb. A ladder slip. A back that snaps wrong. The hospital discharges him three days later like he is already finished. Outside, limping across the road, a runaway tanker truck hurtles toward him, then veers and slams into the buildings beside him. John breathes in relief. He is alive, just scraped up, glass shards biting into his wrinkled skin. “What a bad day,” he chuckles. Something sprays his face. The stink is sharp, hard alcohol. His eyes track the source. Unleaded gasoline is gushing nearby. “Fu-” Boom. John gasps and wakes. An unfamiliar bed. Gaudy ceiling ornaments. Steel clashing outside. A splitting headache. Memories that are not his punching through his skull. As he reaches for reality, a cold presence snaps into place before his eyes. [Sir System commencing… Tarry but a breath…] [Lo and behold. A true gentleman’s soul is found and known.] [Welcome, good Sir John of Sins.]

Ebon was a talented gamer, a proud Carry, and hopelessly drowning in debt. But he made it to the finals of a tournament that would have changed his life if he had won. He lost. Spectacularly. Humiliatingly. Moments later, blinded by rage, he smashed a wall with his eyes closed—it was a fuse box… and he was electrocuted to death. Instead of fading into oblivion, he wakes up inside the video game he loved so much. There’s only one problem. He has reincarnated in the body of a girl. Even worse: he’s trapped in the Support role with the Healer trait, the very class he always mocked as weak and useless. Now, Ebon must survive in a fantasy world ruled by sinister cults, a Demon King, twisted divine laws, and healing magic that works terribly wrong. He has one goal—and he refuses to give it up: Get his original gender back. And reclaim everything that was denied to him—fame, wealth, and… the pleasure of spending a night with a cute girl. Survival comes first. Pride comes second. And this world is about to learn what happens when a healer refuses to play fair. --- Content Tags --- --> Slice Of Life --> Fantasy Worldbuilding --> Adventure, Action --> System Progression --> Clever & Opportunistic MC --> Beastkin, Elves, Witches, Multiple Races, Milfs --> System + Worldbuilding --> No NTR --> Light Drama >>> NEW CHAPTER EVERYDAY

Alternative Titles : Is My System A Waifu!? The Greatest Capitalist Across Dimensions The Northern Duke Is A Heretic? Reincarnated Mage With SSS Rank Minions Veryon Halcrest, the bankrupt duke infamous for being broke and bleeding his territory dry with taxes suddenly collapses one day. When he opens his eyes, the soul inside him is that of a money-obsessed archmage who once ruled the magical world through pure capital. [98...99...100%] [The Greatest Capitalist System Has Been Activated!]

“You cannot do anything in your life.” That was what my father said every time he came home drunk. He wasn’t the kind who beat his family—he didn’t need to. His words alone were enough to break me. “You are a failure. Look at other children.” I had done nothing wrong to deserve those words. They were simply routine—something he said to make himself feel better. Maybe it was the alcohol speaking. Maybe it wasn’t. Either way, that was how I grew up, with two younger siblings enduring the same silence. Maybe that was why I became an introvert. I learned that speaking less meant giving him fewer reasons to get upset with me. And yet, after shaping me this way, he would ask— “Why are you so quiet? Why can’t you be like other children?” Being an introvert wasn’t so bad… until I found acting—or more appropriately—acting found me. By chance, by luck, or perhaps by fate, I discovered an art that demanded everything I had—confidence, expression, vulnerability. I had never even stepped onto a stage before. I had to learn from nothing. All I had was my talent and an intelligent mind. A gift unknown to me was hiding inside. But as always, I wasn’t allowed to choose. Every story has a villain. In mine, I couldn’t even defy him. He wanted a life that brought him reputation and praise—a respectable job, a safe future. Dreams, in his world, were a luxury I couldn’t afford. This is the story of a boy silenced by words— and the actor he was never meant to become. ----------------------------------------------- If you are still here, then go and read free chapters. They won't cost you and who knows, this might be your next favorite novel. ^..^ Note - There is no system in this novel. Everything will be how a normal human would solve problems. No golden fingers or supernatural powers. I want to make a real and relatable novel instead of the usual cheat systems. Also, the main plot of the novel revolves around acting and rising in the entertainment industry. However, his childhood shapes who he is now, so that will also be explored. Lastly, this story takes place in a parallel world to escape any copyright issues. This is an original story without any inspiration. All the scripts, songs and scenes are original and written by me myself. ^...^ ------------------------------------------------- Two chapters a day Now, about business - Want more chapters? Send gifts. Magic Castle - 1 bonus chapter. Spacecraft - 2 bonus chapters. Golden Gachapon - 3 bonus chapters. For example, if someone wants to read more chapters and they can't wait, they can gift one of these. If I'm awake, I'll upload the bonus chapter the very next second, at most it will take 24 hours. But I hope you won't exploit these... ^...^ --------------------------------------------------

Gabriel Michaelis—a teenager with acute chuunibyou who calls himself Ash, the Pale Mist Who Watches the Stars—dies after being struck by lightning while walking through a raging storm. But death is not the end. He awakens in a strange, silent room that exists outside of time, directly connected to the meta-multiverse—the crossroads of all realities, from anime worlds to ancient legends. Armed with the All-Seeing Eyes of the God (Kamigami no Gigan), a power that allows him to perceive the structure of reality, manipulate perception and uncover hidden truths, Gabriel begins an absurd yet epic journey as a chuunibyou youth who can now truly traverse all worlds… and this is where it begins. Simply put: this is the story of an extremely chuunibyou teenager with eyes that are far too honest—and who is absolutely terrible at socializing with girls. 1. Highschool of the death 2. Black Clover 3. Kage no Jitsuryokusha

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING : [This is a work of fiction. All characters, events, and locations are imaginary. Any resemblance to real people or real-life events is purely coincidental. The story contains mature and adult content, including sexual scenes, intimate situations, and pregnancy-related scenarios. These scenes are fictional and are not meant to be used as real-life guidance or advice. Do not attempt to replicate any actions, positions, or situations described in this story. If you have questions about pregnancy or health, consult a professional. This story is intended for entertainment only.] SYNOPSIS: Mira Serrano only planned to survive the gala, smile for the cameras, and go home. Instead, she wakes up in the wrong penthouse… beside the last man she should ever touch. Cassian Draymond. Her family’s enemy. Her brother’s rival. A man she’s argued with more times than she can count. She leaves before he wakes, hoping the night will disappear if she pretends it never happened. But Cassian shows up with something she didn’t expect, her bracelet, and a quiet message that refuses to leave her head: “We need to talk.” What should have been a mistake becomes a secret she can’t escape. Cassian remembers everything. He isn’t angry… just curious. Too curious. And Mira quickly learns that curiosity from a man like him is dangerous. Their families have a long history of resentment, hidden deals, and old wounds that never healed. Getting close to him could ruin everything. Staying away feels impossible. As Mira tries to protect her family and her own heart, Cassian slowly becomes the one person who sees through her walls. The closer he gets, the harder it becomes to tell whether he’s her biggest mistake… or the only person she can trust. A messy night, a rival with too many secrets, and a connection neither of them meant to create. Once the truth starts unraveling, Mira’s life, and the Serrano empire, will never be the same. [DAILY UPDATES WILL RESUME IN THE MONTH FEB 2026 Thank you for your patience ❤️]

Weak isn't bad Sometime Weak is better than Strong

The year is 5244, and humanity has been on pause. Despite centuries of technological advancements, society has stagnated, glued to their phones. Knowledge, ambition, and human connection have crumbled. SOB442 a 12 year old.Is different. A self-proclaimed genius in a sea of mindless phone addicts, he feels like the last person alive who craves something more—knowledge, purpose, meaning. In a world where even his family barely looks up from their devices, SOB442’s only friend is TFR100, a friend so absorbed in tech he barely knows how to speak.But everything changes the day they stumble upon a mysterious object in TFR’s basement: a “slab” unlike anything they’ve ever seen. Made of leather and filled with strange, thin sheets—paper—it carries a title: The Adventures of Shawn and Tucker. To SOB442, it’s not just a curiosity; it’s a relic from a forgotten era, a key to uncovering humanity’s lost history. Determined to uncover the truth behind the slab, SOB442 embarks on a quest to learn what the book holds and why it was buried in a world that’s forgotten how to read. Along the way, he’ll face resistance from a society that sees no value in the past, a government that thrives on ignorance, and his own doubts about whether one kid can reignite the spark of human curiosity. In a world where everyone is online, can one boy reconnect humanity to the stories that made it human?

By Omega Ultra, After failing to return home in time, Lincoln Loud ends up in a dimension similar to his own... though it does have a few "minor" differences. Follow Lincoln as he tries to live his new life while searching for a way home. Yet, when dealing with ten brothers, that may be easier said than done. A collection of inter-connected short stories following the Genderbent Loud House.

From the first spark of fire to the thunder of gunpowder, Adam brings a "Dimensional Strike" of modern technology to the age of myths. He tricks the Creator into doing manual labor, pranks the arrogant Archangels into self-doubt, and even seduces the King of Demons to rewrite the future. When the divine curse finally descends, Adam raises his torch of civilization and declares to the heavens: "This isn't a fall from grace. This is the awakening of Mankind!"

Years later, Yang Mou—barely sustaining his life through the White Silver Mountain Hot Springs—watches the endless stream of female trainers arriving to challenge him and cries out in despair: “I beg you female trainers, when you lose, please just give me the prize money!” Originally, Yang Mou only wanted to experience a new life in the latest Pokémon fan-game world. But due to an unexpected accident, he ended up in the authentic, real Pokémon world instead. As compensation, he gained certain special traits similar to those found in fan-made Pokémon worlds… This is a translational story.