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[ NO NTR ] [ NO RAPE ] Jager’s broke. Awkward. Addicted to hentai and instant noodles. Then one day, while rage-ranting about NTR, he accidentally unlocks a system. Not for saving the world. Not for becoming a hero. For becoming the greatest pornstar alive. Now he’s leveling up in all the wrong places—and somehow, it’s working.

In a world where Qi reigns supreme and sects dictate life or death, only the strongest survive... or the most cunning. Li Wei, a former criminal advisor with a strategist's mind, mysteriously dies on Earth and reincarnates in Aethelgard, a brutal cultivation world. His new body: that of a weak, humiliated, and seemingly talentless disciple. But Li Wei doesn't need muscles to crush enemies... he needs plans. While everyone else trains with swords, he trains with lies. While others ascend levels through brute force, he climbs with manipulations, secret alliances, well-placed traps, and pills he shouldn't even know how to refine. From the dark corners of his sect, he uncovers secret portals, forgotten manuals, and sentient alchemical flames that choose their own masters. And if that weren't enough, powerful and beautiful female cultivators begin to gravitate around him, intrigued by his cold demeanor, his sharp mind... and his annoying habit of always having a plan. Can a man without power defeat monsters, sects, ancient bloodlines, and even the heavens themselves? Li Wei doesn't want to dominate the world. He just wants to survive, protect his loved ones, and prove that a cunning fox can outwit dragons.

A world where magic beasts went extinct… until technology revived them! David wakes up in the middle of a Hatching Ceremony in the body of Jethro Merrick, clutching the lowest ranked egg. Now he’s living the life of a poor mechvet’s son, dreaming of adventure as a Riftwalker (think monster taming and dungeon clearing… but with cybernetic beasts!). But dreams crash fast. His egg hatches into a Red Lizard—cute but powerless and only used for pest control. Just as Jethro resigns himself to a boring life, a wrong turn during a Rift Training expedition lands him in a forbidden Rift zone. He barely escapes alive… only to wake up with a supercharged power: he can see the magic and mechanics of every mechbeast, right down to their origins! Here’s the catch: the ancient conqueror who once had this power wants it back, and he’s bringing an army of terrifying mechbeasts to take it. To survive, Jethro must build an army of his own, starting from his powerless frail lizard. But can a pest-control pet (and its rookie human) save the world? Let’s hope so, because our dear world of Nebulon desperately needs saving!

༺❘✦ Ryo moderates online drama. Llewellyn is the drama. The System decides online arguments count as combat experience — and sends Ryo into battle as his partner. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Ryo thought moderating online drama was the worst part of his job. After years of night shifts, caffeine, and defending the Internet’s most polarizing figure — Llewellyn, the world’s most famous hero, the System’s golden boy, and the only person alive with Transcendent-level Elemental Mastery — Ryo figured he’d seen it all. Conspiracy theories? Fan petitions? Cult-like followers? All in a night’s work. Until the System decides that arguing online at 2 AM now counts as combat experience. Ryo’s unwavering defense and obsessive threat tracking apparently make him the ideal partner for Llewellyn himself… so the System sends him straight into battle. His role? Magical crisis management, unstable Elemental forces moderation, and surviving long enough to reset whatever magic is currently warping reality. Easy, right? Except that now he’s neck-deep in Dungeons and Distorted Realms — and just a little too fixated on Llewellyn’s mastery in battle. And everything else. It would be fine if the System’s matchmaking algorithms didn’t keep pushing them closer. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ What you’ll find here: System | Magic | BL | Magical Apocalypse | Character-driven | Feral Partnership | Emotionally repressed chaos (slow burn-ish + mutual pining) | Banter | Combat | System mechanics | Elemental Magic | VR Games | The apocalypse is already happening, and the internet is not handling it well. What you won’t find: Instant power-ups | Love triangles | Harem anything | Sappy anyone | A protagonist who’s ever had a normal sleep schedule. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Webnovel updates: Mon / Wed / Fri — with extra chapters during launch week Also available (early access) on patreon (@scribblingpancake), with updates on Tue / Thur / Sat.

Grand Mage Noir yearns for another adventure, but being too powerful has made the thrill all but disappear. With nothing else to do, he spends his days watching others' journeys through his crystal ball—treating them like TV shows. That is, until Kald, the hero of one of his favorite ongoing adventures, delivers a heartwarming speech on how "Anyone can go on an adventure!" Moved by these words, Noir decides to embark on a truly fulfilling adventure—no matter the cost!

[Pokémon + Management + Lighthearted + Comedy] My name is Su Bai, and right now... I'm panicking. I've transmigrated into a world filled with terrifying, monstrous creatures known as Death Beasts. The good news? Everyone in this world awakens special powers. The bad news? I didn't awaken anything at all. With no better options, I went home and inherited my late father's struggling pet shop. But then—completely unexpectedly—I awakened the Pokémon House System! From that moment on, I wasn't just a pet shop owner... I became a Pokémon shopkeeper. One by one, Pokémon began to appear in this otherworld—through me. Each Pokémon I introduced left the people stunned, slowly tearing through the shroud of fear that the Death Beasts had cast over the land. When the Death Beasts attacked the city, I summoned Groudon to the battlefield—his Precipice Blades tore through wave after wave of enemies! When I founded the Pokémon League, calling upon the very world of Pokémon to merge with this fractured one... Rayquaza soared across the heavens. Eternatus erupted into the sky with a deafening roar. Ho-Oh spread its wings and held dominion over life and death. And Arceus, bearing the eighteen elemental plates, shattered the skies and descended upon the world! That day, everything changed. From that moment forward... Pokémon reshaped the world.

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord. --- Author's note: I got bored so, I made this. My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that. I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.) I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement. That being said, if you like it then good for you. And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here! Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

Transported into the world of pirates, Akira feels a bit panicked, simply because the ways to die in this world are beyond imagination. Rampaging pirates, ruthless slave ships. Whitebeard, who can cause earthquakes with a single punch; Golden Lion, who can keep dozens of islands floating in the sky at an altitude of 10,000 meters for years; Kaido, the strongest creature in history... Faced with such a dangerous environment, what path will he choose? [Ding! Detected host’s strong will, activating the Life Choice System. Please make the following choice.] [Choice One: Hold a wine bottle, dominate the Four Emperors, and step on the future Pirate King. Defeat Pirate King Sieg, Reward: Observation Haki.] [Choice Two: Shave Sengoku’s goat into a Mediterranean style. Reward: Tom the Cat.] [Choice Three: Older women have three advantages: voluptuous, intelligent, and into younger men. Pursue Boa Hancock, Reward: Zoan-type? Mythical Zoan? Glint-Glint Fruit.] Faced with these three choices, Akira chose without hesitation... Patreon : Mochi_Whirl

Krad Sebastian has dreamed of going pro with Tiger Esports, but he never thought his world would come crashing down because of a strange message on his phone. "Congratulations, you have been selected to join the Game. High rewards await. Wealth, power, and the fulfillment of your deepest desire. Click ENTER to accept." He attempts to delete it, but it won't disappear. Irritated and intrigued. He clicked the enter button. Big mistake. A black hole sucks him in, sending him into a realm where gaming isn't merely competition. It's survival. --- For inquires: therichjeraldgarlo@gmail.com

Terri is a soul searcher. She finds sithole who are missing or lost. You could say she is a locator, navigator, or basically someone who can sense the soul of another. Andy is a werewolf. He is also a guide. Could she really be his mate?

Kael was just a normal human at first, until a dungeon raid left him paralyzed with fear. After that, he resorted to hauling gear for various raid parties, clinging to survival in the only way he could. Soon, he became known across the guilds as a nobody—mocked for how slowly he leveled up. That reputation eventually led him into a high-risk dungeon raid that nearly annihilated the entire group. Kael died in that dungeon after making a reckless mistake. But amidst the chaos, he awakens a system—and is instantly brought back to life. Now, with hatred burning in his heart after witnessing the darkest depths of human cruelty, Kael returns with a new resolve. He enrolls in a prestigious academy and quietly levels up with the help of his system, all while staying in the background—letting others believe they’re the protagonists. In truth, he’s the puppet master behind every major event. Watch as a forgotten nobody rises above the so-called main characters, pulling the strings from the shadows—and rewriting their fate without them even knowing. ------------------ Hey everyone! This is my first time writing a “hidden boss / shadow ruler” type of story, so expect a slower-paced start. I want to build the world, the system, and the MC’s hidden moves properly before things spiral into chaos. It’s not an action-packed rush from chapter one—but trust me, the buildup will be worth it. This story is all about schemes, secrets, and that satisfying feeling when the “nobody” turns out to be the one pulling all the strings. Thanks for giving this a shot. Other Tags: #Antihero #WeakToStrong #System #Dungeon #MagicAcademy #Revenge #Regression #UnderdogProtagonist #SecondChance #Betrayal Discord group link: https://discord.gg/M6T4vEQRuZ

This was the story of the Wannabe Webnovelist Team (aka WW) who slaved over writing for five years and did not receive a single reader, only to discover that the person responsible for the final edit and publishing in the Wannabe Webnovelist writing team never actually published anything. He had only uploaded everything to the drafts. Sit back and relax (or not) as you try to figure out which character has written which paragraph or chapter. Not to mention working out how many people are actually in this team - this may fluctuate. The WW team's rules in this novel are that once a chapter has been published, no one in the team can edit it. (NB: all the characters in this work are fictional and while any resemblance to real life people are not entirely coincidental - no insults are meant. This is a completely tongue in cheek, rubbish piece of nothing. Yes, you read that right. If you find this as nonsensical as the author(s), then 'high five!' You are on the right page.) Also, has this story really been discontinued? Wait and see... because if it really has been discontinued, we hope the readers enjoy being left hanging on the cliff edge - or just hanging, cos there's nothing wrong with just hanging about. Addit Oct 2023: WW is on a long break. Who knows if they'll ever get back together or come back (in fact, I doubt they will ever return - I think they've given up). Therefore, you will receive random short stories instead. This is now truly discontinuous nonsense. Enjoy. If you don't like one story, you can now switch to a different one via the contents page. Yay.

Blessed by the God SHIVA. Slaughtered by a Demon Lord Pisasht. Reborn—again and again. Once a noble prince of Shivodaya, Raghavendra Rakbedh was blessed by Lord Shiva himself, he is now Reincarnated as a demon. But his purpose remains the same: protect love, destroy evil, and return home—no matter the world." After four lifetimes of battling the monstrous vampire Pisasht across ancient India, Raghavendra's quest for vengeance and reunion is cut short in the deepest dungeon of Rudra Vyuh. There, betrayed not by his enemies but by the divine silence of karma, he is shattered… and reborn again. This time, in a distant world where Lord Shiva has a different avatar as Lord Avish, a world of beast-humanoids, sentient AI's, and mana-tech civilizations, he awakens as Raegan—a crimson-eyed demon child with the memories of a warrior-king and the soul of a wolf. Guided by a mysterious healer SS Rank warrior-mother and pursued by a kingdom obsessed with demon research, Raegan must navigate advanced systems, divine glitches, and his own unstable spirit as he searches for answers. But in this strange new world, strength alone won’t save him. To survive—and to find his way back—Raegan must learn to blend chakra with mana, demonhood with humanity, and wisdom with childhood. Some reincarnations are curses. Others are cosmic assignments.

In a stitched-together world of episodic American TV dramas, we are invited to step into the protagonist's shoes and rescue characters who were unceremoniously written off. The aim is to rationally amend the absurd plot twists concocted by capricious screenwriters. This includes, but is not limited to, shows such as The Rookie, Castle, and Hunter. Future additions may encompass Person of Interest, Knight Rider, Bones, and even various police-themed movies. Excluding the protagonist's "System", there are no supernatural elements. All cases and narratives serve the novel's storyline, with some creative modifications. Readers are advised not to take these changes too seriously. [Raw: 美利坚警探：从美剧菜鸟老警开始]

Nova scrambled backwards, panting hard, her short locks clinging to her damp forehead as she watched this predator stalk towards her. The vibrant and lively forest hushed, almost holding its breath to watch the scene unfold. Great, she had an audience for what would surely be a gruesome death. Death looked... a little... rugged and in nothing but a loin cloth, defined by slabs of muscle, a trail of hair leading down to such a small piece of cloth to hide a large- A spine-chilling growl snapped her gaze back up to meet his golden-red eyes, fiery, and intense, glaring at Nova as he slammed his hands either side of her head. Pieces of bark crumbled down from the impact. "I told you not to run..." He threatened, his eyes piercing hers, his voice more guttural than she'd heard from any male. His eyes clenched shut as his body trembled. "My instinct is to always stalk, always chase... until I get what I want.." Their faces were inches apart. She could feel his hot breath fanning her face. The forest was humid and hot, and his body was so close to hers that it was almost unbearable. The gruff voice, those words and the intensity of those eyes that reminded her of sunsets caused goosebumps to flourish across her arms. "What do you want?" Nova swallowed, not recognising her voice. She was so out of her depth. His chest rumbled, and more bark crumbled down from behind her head. "You..." Her breath hitched. "To. Do. As. You're. Told." - Paradise was what Nova Winslow was promised when her boyfriend whisked her away to Isla De Tayun, the perfect getaway for their busy lives. It was untouched, pristine, a hidden gem. But it had remained that way for a reason. The island doesn’t want visitors. And neither do the natives. What should have been a romantic retreat, drinking from coconuts and lounging on white-sandy beaches together, turns into a holiday from hell. Mid-argument with her soon-to-be ex, Nova stumbles into a lake. When she resurfaces, her boyfriend, the path she came from, and the resort have vanished. Alone, stranded, and with little survival skills, Nova has only a wet phone with no signal, a pair of heels, and an irrational fear of bats—which are everywhere. She is out of her depth when she falls into a mystical world of beasts. Hunted by tribesmen, stalked by beasts that shouldn't exist, and hearing animals speak, she has no choice but to trust the wild beast the forest itself fears—Yoa, a wanted man. Together, they flee the tribes pursuing them all while battling her growing attraction to Yoa. Can she survive the wild and make it back to her civilised life? Or will she lose herself to the untamed world—and to the man who belongs to it? #Beast #Ssssteamy #Adventure #Mythical #R18 -- THERE WILL BE MATURE CONTENT!! -- If you are enjoying the story, please vote with a power stone, leave comments and review! -- Cover Image: In the middle of getting one commissioned. My Instagram: @kelly_starrz My new discord server: https://discord.gg/MHMdRRqUYa

Hidaka Totsuka is a shy boy living with his sick sister. A chance meeting gets him involved with something that is far bigger than himself but with the help of his Sekireis, he will learn how to grow from a boy, into a true man.

Robin Burton is a young man who grow with everything anyone can hope for, immense talent for cultivation, sharp mind, a wealthy family that will stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything except the willingness to take them. "Why would I take the same route as my ancestors ? why should I become stronger? to beat this and compete with that..?! THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS BORN FOR!!" Robin didn't want to compete with young masters, so he made an army and started invading planets.

Haruto Namikaze used to be a normal highschool boy. His life was good. He was smart, strong, and very popular with the ladies. He knew his live was supposed to be simple. He was supposed to live normal live, get normal education, perhaps someday give up the foolish notions of building his own harem and settled down with nice girl. It would have been nice... It could have gone on forever. Then some S&M-wearing Fallen Angel shit came and messed everything up. * * Bonus Story: The Wandering Harem King Time is something desired most yet wasted more. Haruto Uzumaki always had that particular philosophy, but when Time lost all meaning and significance, he had to find new things to explore and unravel its truth to the world or die of boredom, that is if he could die.

Note: This is a translation and This is not a fanfic. Advanced Chapters (21+) in my pat patreon.com/Salsita2k ***** Geum Taeyang, a man who’s obsessed with milfs, finds his life taking a drastic turn when someone’s husband seeks revenge after Taeyang sleeps with his wife. Fleeing for his life, he stumbles into a portal that transports him to another world. There, he discovers his talent for pleasuring women makes him a valuable commodity, particularly as a ‘Trainer’. He encounters a cast of captivating women, each with their own desires and secrets. Through these relationships, Taeyang embraces his skills, explores the complexities of power and desire, and ultimately forges his own path in this strange new world as Milf Hunter. *** 6/8 Chapters per week

Itsuki finds out his own dead body but not his job application!