It was a winter night and I was already very annoyed about my girlfriend ditching the plans at the last moment.
Her reason was solid, as her mother suddenly got a high fever and had to get hospitalized, but it soiled my mood regardless.
As fuck our glorious plans, I had to go to the hopital at night where her mother was hospitalized, and then console my girlfriend for few hours till her dad said he was coming.
So then I had to leave instantly.
This whole ordeal tired the hell out of me, and then a bonfire server in my phone was buzzing incessantly with loud notifications.
Apparently two girls were fighting.
[ Rosalinnn - Bitch, how dare you talk about my family like that?! ]
[ CuteMafiaCats - Then please tell me how should I talk about a family of sluts and whores? ]
Blinking at the savage reply, I read back a few messages before getting bored of it.
[ Mifebeater - Wow, a live catfight. Lessgoo. ]
Some other members were texting in between, enjoying the fight while trying to stoke the fire and make the fight bigger.
[ GimmeABlunt - Who let these bitches out of the kitchen? ]
I laughed at my own comment, feeling good about being a little sexist.
Some other members supported my sexist remark while the two dishwashers changed targets and began to curse me out.
'If you want a fight, then fight it is~'
***
Half an hour later, I was laughing while looking at the latest DM in my bonfire account.
It was from Carl-bot, with the profile picture of an animated turtle.
[ You were banned from Chill Haven. Reason: Breaking rule 1, 2, 3 and 5. Making rude and sexist comments and abusing moderators. ]
I didn't particularly care, as I barely use Bonfire these days because of college, and Chill haven was not really any important server to me.
So laughing to myself about the fight and the way the whole server was in chaos, I went to sleep with a big smile.
At least something managed to improve my mood.
***
"Mmm…" I winced in sleep, humming in irritation when I felt sharp light flashing on my closed eyes.
I turned on bed for a few more minutes before finally opening my eyes and shielding them from the bright sunlight.
"Ugh…" I massaged my eyes, 'Who the fuck opened my windows? I always keep them shut…'
"Oh, you're up?"
Suddenly, a honeyed, smooth and absolutely charming voice trailed down my ears.
'W-Who?' my brain was hit by a shock.
My first guess was that it was a ghost, which scared the shit out of me.
Second guess was that it was a warden of the hostel or something, which was also very scary considering that weed and alcohol was kept out in the open.
But that was all I had to guess, as after my eyes cleared up, I was hit with another shock.
I was no longer in my small, dark and dilapidated hostel room.
No sir.
The room looked very clean and luxurious, competing with the expensive 4-5 star hotel rooms.
The bed was also very soft and comfortable, except for the fact that the windows were open and sunlight was falling directly on the bed.
It DEFINITELY wasn't my room.
'Did I hook up with someone? The fuck? But I was fighting those two dishwas-'
"Can't you hear me?" the charming voice spoke again, as I finally turned to look at the mystic speaker.
…And was hit by a shock again, only this time the voltage was much higher.
The speaker was a drop-dead gorgeous woman, with shining, smooth, milky-white skin, ample breasts and a sharp, slim face.
Her waist was thin, thighs hidden under the blanket while her blonde, lustrous hair fell down her back gracefully.
To top it all off, she was naked, not a single piece of clothing hiding her seductive figure, except for the annoying blanket that hid her thighs and the mystery they held between them.
"W-Who? What? Huh?" I fumbled with aggressive blinking, completely and utterly confused out of my mind.
"..." the woman was silent, she ran a glance up and down my figure and then noticed my eyes, blatantly staring at her in lust.
But unlike what I expected, she didn't seem too embarrassed by it, hell, she simply looked confident.
'Experienced?' if she wasn't so pretty, I would've added some worse adjectives, but keeping her beauty in mind, that was all I could think.
Sleep was evaporating, and I was massaging my eyes, while the mysterious woman was just silent, sighing as she looked at me.
"Uh…" I tried to say, 'Who are you?' but then realized that it would be a very dangerous question to ask, considering we both were naked.
She already looked scary enough with her confident gaze.
I didn't want a hyper woman, scolding and screaming at me for using her without even knowing her name.
Though, in the hindsight, I don't even remember ever meeting her.
"Do you want to eat something?"
Finally after a while, the woman asked while stretching her arms, but that only caused her tantalizing breasts to look even more appealing.
I gulped, heat already rushing down to my lower body.
"Mm?" She also noticed something rising as she looked at the rising blanket with an amused look.
"So my little toy is still horny?" she smirked, looking at me with interest, and then I heard a rustle as I felt her feet approaching my naked, lower body that was still under the sheets.
"Haah…" as her feet rubbed across my sensitive tip, my words died on my throat.
I couldn't even comment on her outrageous words of calling me a little toy, the sensation was too overwhelming.
It was something I have never felt, as it felt too, and a little too raw.
Being a smoker for years, my sensitivity down there was always a little low, though that wasn't that bad of a thing as it allowed me to control my ejaculation and enjoy a longer sex.
But this time, I felt like it would explode with just a few more rubs.
"Do you like it, hmm?" the woman asked, feeling cocky at my trouble of holding back from cumming.
Though I wasn't a newbie to stop her or give in to her taunts, so I just kept silent and threw the blanket away, showing her lower body in all its glory.
Though, uncovering the sheets uncovered me too…
Which wasn't that big of a deal as I have seen myself since birth, but… that was the problem.
I knew my body by heart.
And those legs, that third leg, the hands, and even my clear, 20/20 vision, it wasn't mine.
I had disregarded my different looking hands as I was still sleepy and other things had taken my attention.
But this time, my attention was diverted to my body.
I even stopped squirming from pleasure, though the woman didn't stop her feet.
'What the fuck is going on- ugh'
Unable to control my body, I wasn't able to stop myself in time.