Ha ve any of you guys been alone at night lying on your bed and thinking about all sorts of things you did your life? The shit you're too embarrassed to tell anyone, the things that make you laugh, the thing that makes you angry, and the choices you made to be who you are?
" Haha, hilarious. Never thought I would think like this."
You know it's funny how life human brain works. It gives us knowledge of what is good for us and our loved ones but it also gives the temptations of doing evil, the pleasure of doing things that make us.. us.
And my friends, going into temptations and pleasures is way easier than doing what's right for us.
Though it doesn't really matter who chooses which side, because at the end of the day, the pack that the stronger pounce will always win.
" Now you might be wondering why the hell am I telling this shit? That, dear voices in my head, is because I am soo fuccking bored. Though I do hope you're an actual consequence and not just me going crazy and developing multiple personalities."
That being said the reason I am here in this dark place is another story entirely. The short version is I died of a heart attack. The embarrassed version is that I got too damn excited after seeing my first big online income.
Yeah, you guys read it write. I died because I was too happy. Though you can't blame me, I was a guy who hadn't seen more than 300 USD in my whole life and suddenly I got nearly 1 Million!
To be precise, it was 976,345 dollars. All because some random millionaire thought it was their pride to lose to another one and keep increasing the price. Well, I was not complaining. But who would have thought I couldn't even enjoy that damn money!
" Fuck, no use thinking about. It's not like I can revive again."
As I said so I started to ponder where I am as this sure as hell doesn't look like hell.
' Though if the punishment is external loneliness then it is working.' As we know humans are social creatures. We can't stand loneliness.
As I am wondering if this place is hell or not I suddenly feel a sudden vibration in the air. I don't know how I felt it but I just did.
And right in front of me I see a portal, if you call it, open and a brown bog(?) exit from it.
' Wait, I know him. He is that talking bog from the cartoon show. What was his name again? Shobby? Duby? Duby-shooby?'
" It's Scooby-Doo. And yes I am from that show that you humans watched. Though, I do have to say, it is quite impressive that you can see up to this form of mine. Most only saw me as a normal dog."
Scooby-Doo said as he studied me with his eyes. Eyes that are so so.. unique. Just by looking at them you can feel a quiet chill on your spine.
" ..... I don't know what to say about that but if I had to guess then it's thanks to this space I was in for quite some time.
Though, if I may ask, what do you mean by 'most'? "
I asked the things that I couldn't guess and had no knowledge of. Though, if you disagree with me then fuck yourself.
The 'Dog' continued to stare at me for a few more seconds then he shook his head lightly.
" To answer your question. I made a bet with $@&#@ to @$##-&$@ g$@#$$ and I lost. And this is his way of me paying him back. "
Empty. That's the closest thing I am feeling right now. My emotions are so chaotic and overwhelming that I feel everything and nothing at the same time.
Humans are curious creatures. That's a blessing and a curse at the same time. Humans created many tools to help each other. Things that make our lives way easier.
Yet we cannot forget the inhumane things many have to go through to get the results they have today.
What I am experiencing now is the result of the same course. My mind is trying its hardest to under the world that the being before me just said but it is because of that the same reason that my sanity and mind are a chaotic storm right now.
My brain can't stop thinking about the words that it couldn't understand but somehow feels like it tip of my tongue.
Fortunately or unfortunately, Scooby noticed my state and just gave me a hard look that instantly fixed my head.
' That, that could have been so soo much worse. Though I do feel the damage is done.'
" Thank you Scooby. If not for your help I certainly couldn't imagine what would have happened to me today."
I said in a tone that should sound like respect but I got no shit clue what that sounds like.
But I think that should be enough.
Scooby just rolled his eyes(?) at me.
" Enough of this. Let's just get on with it. To put it simply, it is as you have guessed. You will be reincarnated in another world with your memory. And you will get some powers but that will be totally random and will depend on my whim.
Without any further que, let's get started."
As he said so a wheel was applied in front (?) of us. It has infinite power pulls? All I know is that I have to spin it.
I didn't waste my time talking and reached towards the wheel and gave it a spin.
" Remember the powers are totally random and how many powers you will get will be decided by me."
The wheel stopped and the first power I got is.....
[Immune]
|Epic Ability| ( Passive )
You are immune, simple as, while Immune is in an active you cannot be poisoned, become ill, get cursed, or receive debuffs. You are immune to all negative status effects.
' Not bad if I say myself. While not as powerful as others it is very useful.'
I looked at Scooby to see if it would stop me now or would continue. He just gave a nod to continue. So game another spin. This time it took longer but it landed on....
[Dragon Core]
|Mythical Trait|
Instead of ordinary energy reserves, your energy core is that of a dragon. If the average mage has a generator, you have a power plant in your heart.
'Well, that's as best as I can get. I can't get too greedy now. '
I looked at Him asking if I should continue and he gave me a short nod.
' Well, what do you know? Life or in my case, death is full of surprises.'
I gave another spin. It was shorter than the previous one and the thing I get is...
[Regenerative Immortality]
|Legendary Ability|
Gives you regenerative immortality, you will not die from any mundane wound, even if you were to be split in half vertically, you would regenerate from the largest living piece of you left. As long as you have a living tissue sample you can come back like nothing happened. Beware that you can still be incapacitated and running completely out of energy can lead to you dying for real.
I stared at it for a while and couldn't keep my excitement from showing.
' No fuccking way. Mother fucker, what the hell is this luck? Did I fuck Lady Death or something? '
But I knew it was too good to be true and guess what? I am right.
" Hmm, nope I don't like this one. I am going to nerf it. Here this is your last ability."
[Regenerative ]
|Legendary Ability|
Gives you regenerative, you will not die from any mundane wound, and you will regenerate and strengthen from any wounds that don't kill you right away. Beware that you can still be incapacitated and running completely out of energy can lead to you dying for real.
" Much better." He said.
I read the new ability and noticed that it's still in the legendary rating. That means regeneration will be pretty fast and not too many drawbacks.
' l mean, yeah, sure. I will take it alright.'
" Get ready. You will be reincarnated as a baby that was fated to die when born. You have 2 minutes left."
Hearing that I mentally arrange my abilities. They follow:
1.[Immune]
|Epic Ability| ( Passive )
You are immune, simple as, while Immune is in an active you cannot be poisoned, become ill, get cursed, or receive debuffs. You are immune to all negative status effects.
2.[Dragon Core]
|Mythical Trait|
Instead of ordinary energy reserves, your energy core is that of a dragon. If the average mage has a generator, you have a power plant in your heart.
3.[Regenerative ]
|Legendary Ability|
Gives you regenerative, you will not die from any mundane wound, and you will regenerate and strengthen from any wounds that don't kill you right away. Beware that you can still be incapacitated and running completely out of energy can lead to you dying for real.
[ These all abilities are chosen from the site Chaos Gacha. Check it out if u want to use it. ]
These are some solid abilities. Even if I don't watch anime or read novels, I can still tell these are very good.
' What do you guys say? Dear voices in my head?'
And before I knew it I felt a strong pull dragging me away and I turned to see Scooby waving his big hands.
" At least tell me before sending me. Sigh~, whatever, time to see what this new life of mine will give me. "
And thus started a new journey of a broken main character and the funny part? He doesn't even know it.