The Plane of Euthymia.
Raiden Ei clasped the Intertwined Fate tightly in her hands, her brows knitting as she murmured softly to herself:
"Can it really bring the dead back to life?"
In that instant, the faces of her departed friends—Kitsune Saiguu, Sasayuri, and Chiyo of the Mikoshi—flashed vividly through her mind.
With the three Intertwined Fate she now possessed, she could fully resurrect any one of them!
Yet, the one who weighed most heavily on her heart was still her sister.
That graceful figure in a kimono, holding a paper umbrella beneath the Sacred Sakura, smiling gently through the petals… the thought of her made Ei's heart ache with longing.
She hesitated for a long while, biting her cherry-red lips.
In the end, she made up her mind—she would resurrect Raiden Makoto first!
Whether this "fan creation" thing worked or not didn't matter—as long as she could gather ten Intertwined Fate, everything would be fine…
But when Raiden Ei turned toward the livestream to discuss it with Bai Hao, she nearly spat out blood!
The stream's ending music had already begun playing: "Deer in Love!"
"Thump, thump, thump, my heart's a deer in love~
You're the Lafite among girls divine~
I swirl you in my glass, you smell of Eden's wine~
I just want you to be mine, to date you all the time~"
And, of course, this ending theme came with a dance.
The scene showed Grand Narukami Shrine, under a cascade of fireworks in the deep of night.
And the one dancing to the beat—was none other than Raiden Ei herself!
She moved to the rhythm, swaying her elegant figure, her pretty face beaming, eyes gleaming with charm—her every motion full of temptation.
The sacred shrine, the noble and aloof Electro Archon herself, was now… dancing like she was in a nightclub!
Her mature curves, her long legs in black silk, and that—let's just say—large Slime-level figure bouncing with every move…
The sight, paired with that teasing background track, was enough to make the viewers' noses erupt with blood!
The VIP chatroom instantly exploded.
[Kaeya]: Good lord, you're really something! Pulling this right before the end of the stream? Absolutely insane! @The Mishearing Maniac
[Xingqiu]: Pfft! Again with Raiden Shogun? What kind of grudge do you have against her, huh? @The Mishearing Maniac
[Yanfei]: Yeah, exactly! You can't just keep milking the same sheep forever! (Bear shrugging emoji)
[Ying'er]: Hehehe, this is way too spicy~ Even hotter than Barbara or Mona! (Covers mouth, laughing)
[Barbara]: Thank goodness it's not me this time… (breathes sigh of relief)
[Xiangling]: Yeah, thank goodness it's not me either! (pats chest)
[Razor]: So… hot… (nosebleed gushes)
[Lisa]: Oh my, seems little Razor's starting to like mature women~ (rests chin on hand)
[Razor]: Master, I—I'm not—pfft! (nosebleed fountain)
Compared to Barbara or Mona, this was on a whole new level.
When it came to mature women like Raiden Ei, Razor's resistance was zero. He passed out on the spot from blood loss!
[Eula]: Hmph! What's the big deal? My Dance of the Ceremony is far more elegant!
[Beidou]: I'll give it to you—you've got guts, kid! @The Mishearing Maniac
[Keqing]: You're seriously planning never to visit Inazuma again, aren't you… (facepalm) @The Mishearing Maniac
[Hu Tao]: Hehehe, dear customer, you seem to have a lot of enemies~ How about booking an early Afterlife Package? Half-off special today! @The Mishearing Maniac
[Yae Miko]: Pffft—HAHAHAHA! Ei, you little party girl, dancing like that?! Oh, this is killing me! Where's the tip button?! HAHAHA! (slaps desk)
[Kamisato Ayaka]: Lady Guuji, please, compose yourself… (sweatdrop.jpg)
[Arataki Itto]: I may not be human, but bro, you're a real dog—and I mean that as a compliment! Nice job! @The Mishearing Maniac
[Kujou Sara]: I WARN YOU—TAKE THAT VIDEO DOWN IMMEDIATELY! OR I'LL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF TAYVAT! (furious emoji) @The Mishearing Maniac
[The Mishearing Maniac]: Oh, quit it! You were the first one to subscribe, your payment went through faster than lightning! Trying to shut the door after getting in, huh? (￣^￣)凸
[Thoma]: Never thought you were that kind of Kujou Sara.
[Kujou Sara]: I—I wasn't! I didn't! (face burning red)
Meanwhile, at the Temple of the Thousand Winds—
Scaramouche watched the video of his "mother" dancing, laughing like an absolute maniac.
"Hahahaha! Subarashii! That three hundred million Mora was worth every coin! HAHAHAHA!"
First, her Musou no Hitotachi was blocked.
Then she got memed as "the Milky-Scented Slash."
And now—turned into a dancing gyaru at a shrine?!
Three separate fan edits in one day! This was the true VIP treatment of the Seven Archons!
Scaramouche was utterly delighted—pure schadenfreude ecstasy.
This Teyvat Fan-Creation Livestream System was exactly his kind of content!
The Mishearing Maniac, forever the GOAT!
The regular chat was just as chaotic:
[Kujou Takayuki]: Outrageous! The Raiden Shogun would never dance something so vulgar! (nosebleed)
[Hiiragi Shinsuke]: This is desecrating the General's dignity! (nosebleed)
[Six-Fingered Joseph]: She's so damn hot though! (nosebleed)
[Furuta]: The God of Inazuma has such a… liberated side? (wipes blood)
[Schubert]: THIS is freedom! Praise Lord Barbatos! (nosebleed)
[Albert]: I am loyal to Miss Barbara! Only Miss Barbara! (nosebleed gush)
[Chef Mao]: Damn it! This? THIS is it? Where's the paid content?! (nosebleed)
[FontaineLSP]: Look! The General smiled at me—she totally likes me! Hehehe…
[Hoffman]: Ahem… I retract my earlier criticism of the Shogun. (nosebleed)
[Ruhavi]: Long live the Raiden Shogun! I'm joining the Shogunate!
[NatlanLSP]: The Way eternal—Narukami forever!
[FastBlade Chen]: Good grief, you're betraying your nations already? Guess the worldview really follows the facial view!
[Maxim]: Is this a recruitment ad for the Shogunate Army? (sweatdrop)
[Lawrence]: Wait, again? Two thousand Mora this time?!
[Dongsheng]: Inflation, my friend. Inflation.
[Boli]: Be grateful—it's only up four times this time, not five!
[Old Master Chang]: Damn, this guy's too yasashii!
They complained all they wanted, but their wallets still opened without hesitation.
After all—when one of the Seven Archons herself dances for you, what's two thousand Mora?
A bargain of divine proportions!
In Bai Hao's backend, the sound of Mora flowing in wasn't rain anymore—it was a full-blown flood.
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