My name is stygian...and I am dead.
I was cleaning my extremely large lamp until suddenly a swarm of moths entered my room.
I couldn't see anything thanks to the swarm, as I tried walking out my house I kept bumping into the walls until I eventually reached my bathroom.
From there I saw my parents having coitus the experience was so shocking and awkward I jumped out the window of the bathroom.
But to my surprise and idiocy I forget that we lived on top of mount everest.
I rolled down hitting every rock as a I fell down.
Fortunately I was wearing my parachute just in case this ever happened.
Opening it I safely got to the ground and when I finally landed I saw my girlfriend waiting for me.
She gave me kiss on the cheek before she used her superpowers to fly into the air and save the universe from borgalorg the great fart.
As I watched her fly away I forgot that I was currently in the main road and I was then subsequently hit by a truck.
I was sent flying into the electrical grid and I was cooked be the electrical fire to a crisp and delicious medium rare.
I fell down to the ground hitting a the Yamcha pose and I lay there dead.
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I'm really high right now, chapter later tonight.