The next day, after being discharged by the medical staff, I walked slowly through the medical department, looking around and familiarizing myself with the place.
"System, can you show me the path to Kal'tsit's office, please?" I asked in a low tone, almost inaudible to others.
[Sure ! just follow the blue trail]
As the system finished speaking, a blue trail—only visible to me—appeared, leading toward her office. I followed it at a slow pace.
After a few minutes, I finally arrived in front of the office. Without waiting any longer, I knocked three times on the door and waited.
"You can enter," Kal'tsit's voice could be faintly heard from the other side.I opened the door, stepped inside, closed it behind me, and approached the desk where she was sitting, writing something.
"Your form has been fully completed. You should be officially approved tomorrow," she said professionally and calmly, her face expressionless but slightly softened.
"Thanks for this, Ms. Kal'tsit. I wanted to know if I've been assigned a dormitory yet—and if you had any information about who saved me in Chernobog after the fight with Mephisto and Faust."
"For the matter of your dormitory, it's already been done since yesterday, after our private talk. I also briefed the Doctor, Amiya, and the elite operators about… you being a very special case."A flicker of hesitation passed over her face as she tried to describe what I was.
"So, they know that I can obtain power from other worlds?" My voice was calm and steady, not really offended by her wording.
"Yes, they're aware. But I'd like you not to disclose any information about your power to other operators. I don't want to create panic or anything that could hinder Rhodes Island."As she spoke, she opened a small compartment in her desk, pulled out a keycard, and handed it to me."This is your access card—for your room and most authorized areas available to recruits."
I took the card and stored it into my inventory. It vanished into blue particles."I see… I'll do my best, then."
"As for the one who saved you—he didn't say much, except that he tried to flirt with most female operators. But he told me to simply say 'ThePoi' to you, in case you were wondering."
"..."My eyes widened upon hearing that name. Suddenly, I felt an impending sense of doom creeping in."Fucking hell… not him…" I groaned, putting a hand on my face as a grunt of despair escaped me.
"Are you okay?" she asked, unsure why I was reacting so dramatically.
"He's my best friend," I said tiredly, "but he's also a danger to society. The guy has law-defying luck—and the worst part? He somehow breaks everything he touches for no apparent reason."The more I spoke, the more I could imagine the world crumbling around him.
"Anyway, you're free for now. I'll call you tomorrow to give you the rest once you're officially registered as an operator."Once she finished her sentence, she returned to her paperwork.
I bowed to thank her, then left her office, switching my tracking system to guide me toward my dormitory.
After about a dozen minutes, I finally arrived in front of my room. I sighed slightly, used the keycard to unlock the door, and opened it—
upon opening it i saw something that would be stuck in my head for eternity
3 people were inside but that wasn't the most shocking each one of them were naked, one man and 2 woman
the man was ThePoi my best friend and my worst enemy
the first woman was tamamo no mae from the fate series
the other one was albedo from overlord
albedo was on top of bouncing on Poi dick totally in extase while tamamo was beside masturnating waiting for her turn
when they heard the door open they froze then look at my direction, Poi has a "Ah!" expression not expecting me to arrive this early
tamamo has a "Eh?!" expression and her mind just blanked not expecting another person to have access to this room
and albedo has a confused expression mixed with a bit of irritation because someone had interrupted her intimate moment with her master
as for me i just stand there completely frozen mind blank and expression forcefully rebooted to neutral, my colors start to fade and my contours slowly lose details becoming rough line
i look at them
they look at me
i look at them
they look at me
then Poi decide to break the silence " heeeey…. Zenith how's goin ? could you… come back later ?" his voice trying to sound as natural as possible… it failed miserably
i still look at them but this time i raise my hand toward my temple and there was… a gun ? where did that gun come from ?! "..." Zenith ! where tf did you get that gun ! "..." please bro put that gun down !
Zenith slowly put his finger on the trigger
ZENITH PUT THAT GUN DO-
[Technical Issue: Be Right Back]
(Some time later…)
After what felt like an eternity, things finally settled down.
I sat on Poi's bed while he and his two guests sat on what used to be my bed. I looked at Poi with resentment, resting my chin on my hand. A shadow covered my eyes."There's no fucking way I'm sleeping in that bed. Happy or not, you take THIS one, and I'll take that one. And if you're not happy, you can talk to my magic bullet, bitch-ass."My tone dripped with venom.
"Hey, not my fault you came in too early! I was just… treating myself after the whole operation in Cherno-something. I was almost cooked alive by Talulah, for your information," Poi said, like he wasn't the one at fault.
Tamamo no Mae sat beside Poi, still a bit flushed from the earlier chaos, while Albedo looked perfectly composed—but glared at me like I'd just insulted her god.How dare this mortal talk to my master like that? her eyes practically said.
"And me? My left arm was shredded into minced meat and my stomach perforated! My organs were blasted into oblivion! So what the hell do you mean 'treating yourself because of Talulah'?!"
"Hey, not my problem if you got a skill issue, heh~"That mocking tone was the final straw.
"MOTHERFU—!" I stood, rolling up my sleeves.
"OKAY, stop you two!" Tamamo quickly stepped between us, trying to defuse the conflict."Alright, we understand your point of view, but please refrain from using violence!"Then she turned toward Poi, her expression darkening."And you, Master—refrain from provoking everyone. Especially strong opponents… and your best friend."She grabbed his ear and pulled."Ow, ow, ow—okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
I sat back down on the bed, exhaling through my nose, and picked up my PDA.
"With everything that's happened, I almost forgot to make my pulls."I opened the gacha section and used my first DaExtraction.
"Good luck~" Poi said mockingly, knowing how terrible my luck used to be back on Earth.
Tamamo shot him a glare, making him shrink down in his seat, then smiled warmly at me. "Good luck, mister!"
"Tsk, do your worst," Albedo muttered, still irritated from earlier. She clearly didn't care whether I vanished or not.
[Extraction Results]
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[Magic Scroll: Blizzard]
Summons a fierce 1km-wide blizzard centered on the user (does not affect the caster).Duration: 30 minutes.Restock timer: 8 hours.
[Despair Aura]
Emit an aura of despair that induces unease and fear.Weaker-willed targets may be overwhelmed by terror and panic.
[Enhanced Strength]
Your body's physical power exceeds human norms.Denser muscles allow greater force output.
[Stun Grenade: Dead Cells]
Orange cylindrical grenade that deafens and disorients targets upon detonation.Max 3 uses. Restock timer: 8 hours.
[Skill Package: Watanabe – Nightblade] (Punishing: Gray Raven)
Gain all skills available to Watanabe: Nightblade.Abilities are further enhanced when used with the [Shadow Dancer Template].
[Lobotomy: Knight of Despair Rodion] (Limbus Company)
Obtain all skills and items associated with this ID.Bonus Ability: [Arcana Sword].Despair Aura is greatly amplified when used with this set.
[Blood Burn]
Boosts physical stats dramatically by burning your own blood.Consumes 1ml per second (up to 10ml/sec for x5 power). Use with caution.
[Broken Biome Blade – Unique] (Terraria: Calamity Mod)
A broken sword handle that can be infused with elemental energy to form a blade.Bonus Ability: [Sword Break].Increases elemental power corresponding to the infused type.
[Greater Headpat]
You were born with hands made for patting the heads of cute girls. Girls feel much more pleasure from you petting their heads, giving a comforting and comfortable feeling when you do, maybe even arousal if they are kinky. This also helps dispel negative mental effects and build affection. Even the most frigid emo won't be able to fight the power of your palms.
That extraction… was actually pretty good. I was expecting trash like a rotten apple or something, but I was lucky this time. Again.
Though… wait—what do you mean I was born with hands made for patting cute girls?
I sighed slightly and tried another DaExtraction, but something unusual happened:
Duetoanunexpectedrapidgrowthrate,youhavebeenlimitedto10extractionsperweek.Sorryfortheinconvenience.Due to an unexpected rapid growth rate, you have been limited to 10 extractions per week. Sorry for the inconvenience.Duetoanunexpectedrapidgrowthrate,youhavebeenlimitedto10extractionsperweek.Sorryfortheinconvenience.
"Ah… I can't use my resources… T-T"I was on the verge of depression, my plan to vent frustration through gacha completely ruined.
Poi, cuddled between his two summons, was clearly holding back laughter."Pfft—b-bro just got cucked…" he whispered, but after a few seconds, he couldn't hold it anymore."BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"His laughter echoed through the room—and probably the hallway too.
About half an hour later, he finally calmed down while I absorbed all the new skills from my pulls. He was still smirking when I stood up to leave.Before I could open the door, Poi spoke up.
"Wait, Zenith."I turned around, and before I could react, he threw something at me."Catch! For ya."
I caught it—it was a mirror shard.
[Mirror Shard: Moonlight Greatsword]
Upon use, obtain the item Moonlight Greatsword.I
tem traded by user [ThePoi] to [Zenith Crestfallen]
Inspecting the item, I looked back at Poi. He wasn't smirking anymore—just smiling softly.
"Why?" I asked, confused.
"It was something I was gonna give you in case your pulls went bad. But honestly, it was just collecting dust in my inventory, and I know you'll actually use it."He shrugged like it was just another Tuesday.
"Alright, thanks, bud. I'm gonna get some fresh air—but please, for the love of sanity, don't cause trouble while I'm gone. I don't wanna walk in on another disaster."I shuddered at the memory.
"Yeah, yeah," he waved dismissively.
I used the item, turned toward the door, and left.
TBC