Subtitle: The Internet Never Forgets (But Sometimes It Leaks)
Scene: NUKE's streaming setup — neon lights, 14 monitors, and a fake katana on the wall.He's got 7.2 million subscribers in under a week. His channel?
➤ "Son Reacts To Dad's War Crimes"
Tagline:"If you can't stop your father from toppling governments, at least make content out of it."
NUKE (in the thumbnail, wide-eyed):
"Dad really hacked the Vatican for pizza emojis?? 😱🍕💻"
Cut to actual clip: Kodi in a 2008 press conference glitching the Pope's mic mid-sermon to say: "Pineapple belongs on pizza."
NUKE (on-stream):
"I was four when this happened. I thought the Pope actually cursed us."
But behind the LOLs… something stinks.
NUKE's analytics dashboard shows strange spikes in viewership:
Viewers in Langley, Virginia
Comment bots saying things like: "Wow this kid should definitely be in protective custody 🥰"
NUKE frowns.
"These aren't fans… these are feds."
Meanwhile: Kodi in New York, prepping for his surprise appearance on SNL.He's wearing a tux that looks like it stole another tux's lunch money. Evan is nervously checking the green room WiFi signal.
Evan (whispering):
"You sure this isn't a trap?"
Kodi (grinning):
"If it is, it's a well-funded one. Look at this snack table."
But… something's off.
Cue: Sudden power outage.The cameras glitch.The teleprompter starts scrolling messages not in the script.
"Kodi Grey: This is your final broadcast. We have your assistant. Your son is next."
Kodi squints.
"That font is Comic Sans. These amateurs."
Cut to: Evan locked in a janitor's closet.His phone's been factory-reset, and the only app left is Stocks — showing Lucia's company up +4200% overnight.
Evan (sweating):
"She faked another IPO. I knew the yacht-shaped blender was a red flag."
Meanwhile, Lucia is live on her own channel:
📺 "Moon Money: How I Beat The System With Eyeliner & Rage"
"Let's talk about generational trauma and multi-billion-dollar fake mergers."
She smiles, sipping champagne made of melted Canadian gold coins.
Back to NUKE: He pauses mid-recording, staring at his screen.
A new comment pops up, highlighted in red:
"We're in your code, little prince. And daddy can't save you this time."
He yanks out his ethernet cable.The lights go out.All the screens say:
"HELLO EDEN V2.0"
Cut to: Kodi and Evan escaping SNL via laundry chute.
Evan (yelling):
"THIS WAS A SKETCH SETUP?? I THOUGHT YOU SAID KENAN WAS COOL!"
Kodi (sliding with him):
"Kenan is cool. The rest? Definitely NSA interns with fake wigs."
They land in a linen bin outside Radio City.
Kodi dusts himself off:
"Well. That went downhill fast."
Evan:
"So what now?"
Kodi pulls out an old-school pager. It beeps once.
"We find NUKE. We nuke Eden 2.0. And we cancel the Moon."
Final frame:Lucia's face on a Times Square screen, glitching, repeating:
"I am the moon now. Buy my skincare or die dry."
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