-Um...this...is...kind of...weird. - Looking at myself in the mirror, I was a little shocked, AND VERY ANGRY!!!
(HOW!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!) - Thoughts about the origin of this body were swirling dangerously close to Zverev and Boris Myiseev.
My hair is... it's BLUE!? More like dark blue, and WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY SKIN?! WHAT IS THIS BLUE TINT or am I just really pale?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
[Anger (Rage) and Hatred +1500]
[38% to unlock]
"But the headphones are great!!! They feel nice on my ears, and I like the colour! What's on there?" With excitement and curiosity, I pressed play on the headphones.
"10 minutes later"
(Sounds of retching)
"Guh... what... brrrrr!!!! That's... ugh... I'm gonna throw up... can I... ugh... throw up...Can I listen to it?!" Kneeling in front of the toilet, I mentally prayed to the Abyss, hoping that the red-eyed beauty would come and banish this creature to the depths of her pussy, while reading a litany to God from the car about banishing the warp demons from my soul and from the creation of sigo.
Anyway, after about five minutes, I was feeling refreshed again. The music, so to speak, turned out to be very... um... well... quite... specific. If a whole crowd of screaming girls singing about death and decay, as well as eternal torment, accompanied by hellish electric guitar riffs and deafening drum beats, is considered music, then... well, it's an acquired taste.
"But the sound is great!" I cheered myself up and went to the bathroom to wash up, because, as my comrade sergeant said...
"Flashback, motherfucker!"
"YOU'RE ALL SHIT!!!
"WE'RE SHIT!!!
"SHIT HAS TO SCREAM LOUDER!!!
"WE ARE SHIT!!!!
"WHAT?! WHAT IS THAT BUNCH OF FAGGOT BOYS WHINING ABOUT!?
"WE ARE SHIT!!!
"THERE!!! NOW I CAN HEAR YOU!!! BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SHIT!!! YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN BACTERIA!!! YOU'RE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE
!!! CREATED BY THE LORD EMPEROR WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY FARTED!!! YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC ACCIDENTAL FART!!! AND MY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU AT LEAST SHIT!!! SO WHO ARE YOU!!!
"...
"WHO ARE YOU?!
"Are we shit?" I asked hesitantly.
The look of complete rage directed at me made me believe in the supreme good and the god of the Emperor, who lives forever in the golden city!!!
Quickly jumping down and pushing the crowd aside, the sergeant stared at me, accidentally hitting my forehead with his forehead.
"WHO ARE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!
"I'M SHIT!" I shouted as loud as I could.
"SHIT MEANS!!! WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS BUNCH OF FUCKERS?!
"THEY'RE SHIT, SERGEANT!!!
"ARE YOU SURE!!!
"YES, EXACTLY, SERGEANT!!!
"OKAY!!! I BELIEVE YOUR SHARP WORDS!!! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FIELD KITCHEN, ORDINARY SHIT!!!
"PERFECT FOOD FOR SHIT, COMRADE SERGEANT!!!
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ORDINARY SHIT!!!
"NO WAY!!! SERGEANT!!!
"OK, NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!
"THE TRUTH, SERGEANT!!!
"YES!!! SHOW ME YOUR REAL REACTION TO THE FIELD KITCHEN!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"WOW!!! I'M JUST IN AWE OF IT!!! A, ORDINARY SHIT!!!
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"WELL DONE!!! IT TURNS OUT THAT THE SHOWER AND TOILET ARE BROKEN!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THAT THE PLUMBER FORGOT ABOUT US AGAIN!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"AND I WAS SENT ON AN EMERGENCY BUSINESS TRIP TO SYRIA FOR 3 MONTHS!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Flashback off"
Actually, what's the point, you always have to wash!!! KEEP HYGIENE AND THEN GRANDPA NURGLA WILL BYPASS YOU or not...
Stepping into the luxurious shower, I started to adjust the water, making it hotter!!!
"Well, I'm not exactly skinny, but I'm no muscle man either. Looking at myself under the stream of water, I began to notice that my skin was returning to normal. How long had he not washed?
"OH, HOW GOOD!!! HIGH!!! I'M GOING TO SING!!!" I started singing.
You're caught up in the whirlwind of events again.
This globe in your hands is thirsty for discovery.
History will repeat itself
No regrets, no glory.
A wild beast, my master
My cradle is your home.
And you've already decided that you'll do everything for sure
Bad girl.
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