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Chapter 5 - Where are you?

"FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH!!! - I yelled again, mistaking the door. - How many rooms are there here? Is this a house or a palace? And why can't they just put up a sign saying "1 metre straight ahead to the toilet"? 

I had been wandering around this palace for an hour, and when I went down the stairs, I found a huge hall with black and white columns, lit by light that literally poured from the ceiling. There were lots of arches and lots of doors, but NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM LED ANYWHERE!!! WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY DOORS LEADING TO WHO KNOWS WHERE, BUT NOT TO WHERE YOU NEED TO GO? 

Well, at least I found the kitchen. As I understood, the house was divided into two wings, with a central hall with a broken black throne. I don't know how, but it looked like a huge black monolith from which the throne was made, LITERALLY! BROKEN IN HALF!!! The force of the blow and possibly the person who did it made me feel really uncomfortable.

So, back to the house. It consisted of two halves, each with two floors, and I found out that I lived in the middle, on the highest, third floor. There were two wings on either side and one large building in the middle. Visually, it resembled the Washington Senate or something from that opera. But unlike them, this building inspired a kind of reverence and respect. Every single detail here was imbued with something unknown to me.

At this pace, with my mouth open, I walked wherever my eyes took me... YES, NOW!!! I RAN LIKE FOREST FROM JASON!!! 

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHERE?! WHERE IS THAT DAMN TOLKAN!!! - panicking and lost in guesses between whether maids and girls in general go to the toilet and whether you can make money selling dragon shit as a fossil? I didn't notice how I was standing in a luxurious bathtub...

(YES, IN MY MOUTH?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! HOW DID I END UP HERE?! HEY, FUCKING NAVIGATOR, ANSWER ME!!!)

[Anger (Rage) and Hatred +2000]

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"WHAT THE FUCK?! What are you?" I asked.

[Blocked]

[65% to unlock]

"Um... okay, fine, I'm calm, I'm very calm. I'M FUCKING CALM, FUCK!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THIS FUCKING SHIT IS!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS FROM OVERLORD DOING HERE!!! I'M FUCKING CALM!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE!!! AND WHO AM I?!

[Anger (Rage) and hatred +2000]

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"AAAAARRRR!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! AND THE BALL AND THE PRINCES AND THE PRINCESSES!!! - I swing my fist and hit the wall.

(SOUND OF A BLOW TO THE WALL)

"AAAH F*CK BITCH IT HURTS!!! It hurts... mmm... bitch... - my hand hurts like hell, and the wall... is covered... with CRACKS!!!

And then I noticed...

Myself?!

"This... is... the new me?! What the f*ck!!! Am I a f*cker?!

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