Chapter 5588: Fantastical Ideas (Part 3)
A middle-aged man quickly scurried from the crowd behind, his face fawning as he asked, "Dunzhu is here, Dunzhu is here! Little Master, Little Master, what are your orders?"
Godly Venerable Peach Blossom, standing beside Mo Lian, raised a hand to cover his eyes, looking utterly disgusted. Little Taisui couldn't help but curse, "Dunzhu, look at yourself! What have you become?"
That lecherous old face, actually putting on an expression like a dog begging for bones, was truly an eyesore! He was once Dunzhu, the tower guard of the Tower of Punishment, how did he end up looking like this?
Dunzhu turned his head irritably, glaring fiercely at Little Taisui. "If it wasn't for you, would I be like this today? What's wrong with me? Is this lecherous look truly me? It's all because Geng Pengcheng was so lecherous-looking; you think I wanted this?"
A barrage of rapid-fire accusations left Little Taisui speechless.
Mo Lian couldn't help but want to laugh. He reached out and stroked Little Taisui's sulky head. Little Taisui immediately bristled. Because of his short stature, he was constantly having his head stroked, which infuriated him.
"Brother Dunzhu," Dao Wuji said, smiling with his arms crossed, "I reckon if this Geng family head were still alive, he certainly wouldn't sport a lecherous face like yours."
Being handsome or not mostly depends on the person.
Dunzhu was too annoyed to bother with them. He kept asking Qiaoqiao, "Master, have you found me a good-looking body?"
Qiaomu nodded, pointing to the four people in front.
Dunzhu immediately let out a startled gasp, "Them??" His voice sounded like a dying duck.
Lord Qiaoqiao frowned displeased. "These four, you're not satisfied with any of them?"
"Master, oh Master!" Dunzhu quickly tried to brainwash his troublesome young master. "Look, look. That old man is so old, how can that work? And the one with one arm next to him. Master, you're not trying to give me a mutilated body, are you?"
Qiaomu remained expressionless. "Then what about Zhao Gouzi next to him? Isn't he quite good? Healthy body, no missing limbs, decent cultivation. He perfectly meets your requirements. If you're satisfied, then I won't make him self-mutilate."
"No, no!" Dunzhu immediately shrieked in horror. "Absolutely not, Master. He, he! He's too ugly!!"
Everyone stifled their laughter, their mouths twitching in unison.
The young master got angry. "What kind of person are you looking for?!"
Dunzhu pointed behind her.
Qiaomu turned to glance. The line of handsome men, led by Mo Lian, all looked utterly innocent.
Lord Qiaoqiao flared up in anger. "You've been in the Holy Domain for so many days. Besides the Eastern Lord and Northern Lord, have you found anyone decent-looking? Everyone is a twisted, broken mess. You find this not good, that not good. Are you trying to infuriate me with all your picky choosing?"
"Master, please calm down," Dunzhu whimpered, making the group of handsome men behind him burst into laughter. This person was actually mimicking Qqiuqiu's tone of voice, acting cute. But his old Geng Pengcheng face, acting cute, was truly a bit horrifying!
Qiaomu glanced at him, then pointed at the terrified and bewildered Li Lan'er. "What about this one? She's quite beautiful!"