Chapter 5589: Fantastical Ideas (Part 4)
"Pfft..." Godly Venerable Peach Blossom couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing, quite disrespectfully. His laughter became the background sound for everyone else.
Qiaomu turned her head sharply, glaring at them. "What's so funny?" Isn't it perfectly fine? She completely meets Dunzhu's requirements: beautiful face, and a nice, curvaceous figure too.
Dunzhu's eyes widened in horror, the facial muscles on Geng Pengcheng's old face trembling slightly in front of Qiaomu. He suddenly jumped back a step, crossing his arms over his chest, looking resolute. He shrieked in a high-pitched voice, "Ma-Ma-Master, how-how can that work? Th-that's a w-wo-woman!"
He was so shocked that his tone and pitch changed, and he even mispronounced words...
Everyone couldn't help but twitch their mouths.
Qiaomu said expressionlessly, "Don't you like beauty?"
"I, I'm a m-ma-man!" Dunzhu clutched his chest tightly, his eyes wide in a defiant expression. "My, my purity, no, cannot be defiled." Fantastical, Master is truly fantastical, actually wanting to offer him a female body. How in the hell could that work?!
Everyone: ...
Even Qiaomu couldn't help but twitch her mouth, waving her hand at him, headache-inducing. "Alright, alright, you can go down."
Dunzhu immediately scurried to Fengchen's side, grabbing his arm. "Mas-Master is, is she crazy?"
Little Taisui glanced at the two, his eyes suddenly lighting up slightly. He unexpectedly spoke up to tease, "It's not bad! I think your Little Master has quite good taste."
"Wh-what did you say??" Dunzhu stammered again, glaring at Little Taisui, then sneaking another peek at Qiaomu standing there. He feared his Little Master might suddenly have a moment of madness, influenced by Little Taisui's malicious words, and ruin his future happy life.
"Isn't it?" Little Taisui casually glanced at the two of them.
Godly Venerable Peach Blossom was expressionlessly standing beside Mo Lian and Duanyue, one arm firmly clutched by Dunzhu. "I observed, even back in the tower, I felt your relationship wasn't quite appropriate."
Mo Lian and Duanyue both twitched their mouths simultaneously. They suddenly felt they were standing a bit too close, and both tacitly and discreetly pulled away a tiny bit.
Little Taisui continued his exposé, "At that time, Dunzhu was even willing to risk his life to let you out. That, one could say, was true love!"
"Right, right, true love is nothing less than that," Dao Wuji nodded repeatedly in agreement from the side.
"Think about it, if Dunzhu became a woman, couldn't you two then live happily ever after and be forever united?"
As Little Taisui said this, he himself couldn't help but shiver.
Dunzhu immediately released Fengchen's hand. Fengchen, even more swiftly, moved his feet and ran to stand beside his brothers Feng Changqing, eighteen feet away from Dunzhu!
"I don't like men!" Godly Venerable Peach Blossom immediately declared.
"We know, we know," Dao Wuji laughed heartily. "We're talking about Dunzhu becoming a woman now!"
Dunzhu: !!! "Master... I don't want to live, I don't want to live! They're actually teasing me like this!"
Everyone: ...
Lord Qiaoqiao: ...
After a moment, silence fell over the scene.
Everyone: ...
They all glared angrily at Mo Lian. Did you teach Qiaoqiao something improper?
The latter: ...