Chapter 91: TIE RUO NAN SPAWNS IN
TIE DAO KU'S MALDING HOURS
Tie Ruo Nan EYES NARROWED (SIGMA FEMALE ENERGY):
"TIE DAO KU, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?"
Tie Dao Ku COPIUM OVERDOSE:
"BAI NING BING FOLDED ME..."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S RIZZLESS EVEN IN DEFEAT!"
🍿 "TIE RUO NAN'S GYATT IS IMMACULATE."
🐍 "SHE'S LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER."
NAN QIU GARDEN ARC (GASLIGHTING 101)
Tie Ruo Nan ARRIVED at Nan Qiu Garden, but Fang Yuan was in CLOSED DOOR CULTIVATION (avoiding the Ohio drama).
DOORBOY (NPC VOICE):
"SORRY, MY MASTERS ARE GRINDING."
Tie Dao Ku MALDING:
"THEY'RE HIDING LIKE COWARDS!"
Tie Ruo Nan SMIRKED (UNFAZED):
"WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S AVOIDING THE MAIN QUEST!"
🍿 "TIE RUO NAN'S PATIENCE IS PEAK."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHTING IS CRACKED."
FANG YUAN'S INTERNAL MALDING
Fang Yuan EYES GLOWED (DEMONIC RIZZ):
"TIE RUO NAN IS ALIVE? OHIO BULLSHIT."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S SECRET IDENTITY IS AT RISK."
🐍 "TIE RUO NAN'S SUS LEVEL IS MAX."
FANG YUAN'S SIGMA ACTING
Fang Yuan MET Tie Ruo Nan, his expression PAINFUL (Oscar-worthy performance).
Tie Ruo Nan PRESSED HIM:
"TELL ME HOW MY FATHER DIED."
Fang Yuan FAKE TEARS ACTIVATED:
"I LOST MY ENTIRE CLAN. YOU ONLY LOST A DAD."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S GASLIGHTING IS IMMACULATE."
🍿 "TIE RUO NAN'S FALLING FOR IT!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ACTING IS PEAK."
BLOOD MOON GU PLOT TWIST
Tie Ruo Nan SUSPICIOUS:
"YOU HAVE A BLOOD AURA GU."
Fang Yuan YEETED the blood moon Gu at her:
"THIS IS JUST A BLOOD MOON GU. MY BROTHER USED IT."
Tie Ruo Nan RELIEF:
"OH OKAY."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO CONVINCED HER WITH NPC LOGIC!"
🍿 "TIE RUO NAN'S NAIVETY IS KINDA CUTE."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S LIES ARE UNMATCHED."
TIE RUO NAN EXITS
Tie Ruo Nan STOOD UP:
"I'LL LEAVE. GOOD LUCK REBUILDING YOUR CLAN."
Fang Yuan WATCHED HER LEAVE (INTERNALLY SCREAMING):
"I REALLY WANT TO KILL HER."
TWITCH CHAT FINAL REACT:
💀 "BRO'S MALDING BUT CAN'T DO ANYTHING!"
🍿 "TIE RUO NAN'S MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY IS TOO STRONG."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS STILL UNDETECTED."
FANG YUAN'S MALDING GRIND (FAILED FUSION ARC)
Fang Yuan sat in his SECRET GRIND ROOM, sweating bullets as he attempted to FUSE his strength Gu worms.
BOOM!
The fusion FAILED, and Fang Yuan's nose DRIPPED BLOOD.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S SOUL BACKLASH IS KINDA SUS."
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S GUIDE TO FAILING GU FUSION!"
🐍 "SHANG YA ZI'S NPC ASS IS BLOCKING THE BITTER STRENGTH GU!"
BAI NING BING'S SIGMA ENERGY
Bai Ning Bing entered, NO RIZZ, JUST BUSINESS, and poured her SNOW SILVER PRIMEVAL ESSENCE into Fang Yuan.
FANG YUAN (INTERNALLY):
"SHE'S ALMOST RANK 4. HER YELLOW GOLD PRIMEVAL ESSENCE WILL BE CRACKED."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S LEECHING OFF HER GRIND!"
🍿 "BAI NING BING'S COLDER THAN OHIO WINTERS."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S CULTIVATION SPEED IS DEMONIC."
JU CLAN AUCTION ARC (STONKS INCOMING)
WEI YANG (HYPEMAN MODE):
"BRO, JU CLAN GOT COOKED BY A NATURAL DISASTER! THEY'RE AUCTIONING THEIR GYATT!"
FANG YUAN (EYES GLOWING):
"BITTER STRENGTH GU IS FINALLY HERE."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S ABOUT TO DROP A BAG!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S MALDING SOMEWHERE!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S STONKS ARE RISING."
SHANG YA ZI'S NPC MALDING
SHANG YA ZI (CRYING IN HIS STUDY):
"I WON'T LET FANG ZHENG GET THE BITTER STRENGTH GU! I'LL OUTBID HIM AND MAKE HIM SUFFER!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S STILL SALTY AFTER TWO YEARS!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S RIZZLESS REVENGE ARC CONTINUES."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ABOUT TO FOLD HIM AGAIN."