Chapter 90: FANG YUAN VS ZHU BA
BAI NING BING'S POST-GAME ANALYSIS (SIGMA GRINDSET)
Bai Ning Bing walked away from the battle stage, CALCULATING HER PRIMEVAL ESSENCE LIKE A STONKS TRADER:
"70% USED, 20% LEFT... SKILL ISSUE."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S OPTIMIZING HER BUILD LIKE A SPEEDRUNNER!"
🍿 "BAI NING BING'S PRIMEVAL ESSENCE MANAGEMENT IS CRACKED."
🐍 "SHE JUST DROPPED SNOWBALL GU LIKE A DEAD WEIGHT."
FANG YUAN VS. ZHU BA (GYATT BATTLE ROYALE)
Fang Yuan stood across from ZHU BA: A 3-METER-TALL, FOLDABLE-LAWN-CHAIR-LOOKING BEAST.
ZHU BA (FLEXING HIS COUNTER-SHOCK GU):
"FANG ZHENG, YOUR PUNCHES ARE USELESS. I SEND 80% BACK AT YOU. STAY MAD."
Fang Yuan IGNORED HIM and kept punching.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S MALDING BUT STILL SWINGING!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S FAT LAYERS ARE OP PLS NERF."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S INTERNAL ORGANS ARE COOKED."
15 MINUTES LATER (STILL PUNCHING)
Fang Yuan's lips DRIPPING BLOOD, but his SELF-RELIANCE GU kept healing him.
ZHU BA (LAUGHING LIKE A NPC):
"FANG ZHENG, JUST GIVE UP. YOU'RE WEAK."
Fang Yuan STILL PUNCHING.
AUDIENCE (YAWNING):
"THIS IS BORING."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S STUBBORN LIKE A DONKEY!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S TANK BUILD IS UNFAIR."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S HEALING IS CRACKED."
FANG YUAN'S BREAKING POINT
Zhu Ba DROPPED THE FINAL INSULT:
"I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR ALL-OUT EFFORT GU, YOU NEWBIE."
Fang Yuan EYES GLOWED (DEMONIC RIZZ ACTIVATED):
"SHUT UP, YOU FAT PIG!"
TWITCH CHAT EXPLODES:
💀 "BRO JUST ROASTED HIM!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S MALDING ARC STARTS NOW!"
🐍 "ZHU BA'S ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY."
FAT PIG ARC
SOMEONE PRESS THE REPLAY BUTTON!!!
Fang Yuan EYES GLOWED (DEMONIC RIZZ ACTIVATED):
"SHUT UP, YOU FAT PIG!"
AUDIENCE (NPC MODE):
"HOW DARE HE INSULT SENIOR ZHU BA?!"
Zhu Ba COPIUM OVERDOSE:
"Young man, you should learn humility—"
Fang Yuan LAUGHED (UNHINGED):
"YOU CAN'T EVEN ATTACK, CAN YOU? TOO BUSY DEFENDING LIKE A NPC!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "NO WAY FANG GOAT JUST SAID THAT!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S ABOUT TO MALD!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHTING IS PEAK."
ZHU BA'S ULTIMATE MOVE (ROLLING BLADE GYATT)
Zhu Ba TRANSFORMED INTO A MEATBALL OF DEATH, rolling at Fang Yuan with BLADE AURA swirling around him.
BAI NING BING (OBSERVING):
"Rolling Meat Gu + Blade Aura Gu? KINDA SLICK."
Fang Yuan SMIRKED (SIGMA GRIN):
"FINALLY MOVING, HUH?"
VERTICAL CRASH GU + BOAR PHANTOM = FULL SEND.
BAM!
Fang Yuan YEETED across the stage.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO JUST FOLDED LIKE A LAWN CHAIR!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S GYATT IS OP."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S INTERNALS ARE COOKED."
FANG YUAN'S MALDING GRIND (SELF-RELIANCE GU CARRY)
Fang Yuan KEPT GETTING UP, blood dripping from his lips.
ZHU BA (CONFUSED):
"JUST GIVE UP ALREADY!"
Fang Yuan IGNORED HIM, activating:
GOLDEN SHIELD GU (new drip)
HORSE PHANTOM (speed boost)
BROWN BEAR PHANTOM (unga bunga strength)
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S TOO STUBBORN TO DIE!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S HEALING IS CRACKED."
FINAL COUNTER (DEMONIC OUTPLAY)
Zhu Ba PANICKED, his defense CRACKING under Fang Yuan's UNRELENTING ASSAULT.
Fang Yuan SEIZED THE MOMENT:
"YOUR COUNTER-SHOCK HAS A COOLDOWN, HUH?"
ONE PUNCH.
Zhu Ba's fats FOLDED like a DEFLATING BALLOON.
TWITCH CHAT EXPLODES:
💀 "BRO JUST NO-DIFFED HIM!"
🍿 "ZHU BA'S REPUTATION IS COOKED."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ IS DEMONIC."
POST-FIGHT (SIGMA FLEX)
WEI YANG (IMPRESSED):
"Maybe you were born for the strength path."
Fang Yuan NODDED (UNFAZED):
"NOBODY CAN STOP MY AMBITIONS."
TWITCH CHAT FINAL REACT:
💀 "BRO'S BUILT DIFFERENT!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S GRIND IS UNMATCHED."
🐍 "ZHU BA'S CAREER IS OVER."