Chapter 92: AUCTION
JU CLAN'S MALDING HOURS (NATURAL DISASTER ARC)
Ju Clan got COOKED by a RARE HURRICANE (skill issue), forcing them to auction their ENTIRE GYATT in Shang Clan City.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S WHOLE CLAN GOT FOLDED BY THE WEATHER!"
🍿 "JU CLAN'S LOSS IS OUR STONKS!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ABOUT TO DROP A BAG ON BITTER STRENGTH GU!"
SHANG CLAN YOUNG MASTERS (MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY)
Shang Qiu Niu, Shang Chao Feng, Shang Fu Xi, Shang Pu Lao, Shang Suan Ni, and Shang Bi Xi ALL ROLLED UP to the auction like it was an OHIO FAMILY REUNION.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE IS HERE!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S MALDING SOMEWHERE IN THE CORNER!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S PLANNING TO GASLIGHT THEM ALL."
SHANG XIN CI'S GLOW-UP (K-DRAMA VILLAINESS ARC)
Shang Xin Ci arrived with Shang Chi Wen, looking IMMACULATE in her green skirt.
FANG YUAN (SIGMA GRIN):
"WELCOME."
SHANG XIN CI (BLUSHING):
"Brother Hei Tu, it's been ONLY TEN DAYS but I missed you!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S RIZZ IS DEMONIC!"
🍿 "SHANG XIN CI'S SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S LONG-TERM INVESTMENT IS PAYING OFF."
WEI YANG'S SIGMA MOVE
Wei Yang handed Fang Yuan a PRIMEVAL ELDER GU with 1 MILLION PRIMEVAL STONES.
WEI YANG (GOAT ENERGY):
"HERE, DROP THE BAG ON THAT BITTER STRENGTH GU."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S WHOLESOME!"
🍿 "WEI YANG'S LITERALLY THE BEST WINGMAN!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S STONKS ARE CRACKED NOW."
SHANG XIN CI'S CONTRIBUTION (SIMPGIRL ENERGY)
Shang Xin Ci handed Fang Yuan HER ENTIRE SAVINGS (300k primeval stones).
FANG YUAN (INTERNALLY):
"LONG-TERM INVESTMENT IS WORTH IT."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S FUNDED BY SIMPS!"
🍿 "SHANG XIN CI'S DOWN BAD!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS UNMATCHED."
JU KAI BEI'S ENTRANCE (FINAL BOSS ENERGY)
Ju Kai Bei walked in, 8 FEET TALL, muscles GLOWING, and IGNORED all the young masters' invitations.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S BUILT LIKE A FINAL BOSS!"
🍿 "JU KAI BEI'S SKILL ISSUE IF HE LOSES TO FANG YUAN!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY."
SHANG YA ZI'S NPC MALDING
Shang Ya Zi OUTBID Bai Ning Bing on the FROST ARROW GU, forcing her to pay 40K EXTRA.
SHANG YA ZI (LAUGHING LIKE A VILLAIN):
"I'LL MAKE THEM SUFFER!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S STILL SALTY!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S RIZZLESS REVENGE CONTINUES."
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ABOUT TO FOLD HIM AGAIN."
BITTER STRENGTH GU BIDDING (FANG YUAN'S MALDING GRIND)
Fang Yuan DROPPED THE BAG:
"200K FOR BITTER STRENGTH GU!"
Ju Kai Bei COUNTERED: "250K."
Shang Bi Xi JOINED: "300K."
Fang Yuan FLEXED: "500K!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S WHALING!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S STONKS ARE CRACKED!"
🐍 "JU KAI BEI AND SHANG BI XI FOLDED!"
SHANG YA ZI'S NPC MALDING
Shang Ya Zi RAISED THE BID: "510K!"
Fang Yuan FAKE MALDED: "600K!"
Shang Ya Zi COPIUM OVERDOSE: "610K!"
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S GASLIGHTING HIM!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S ABOUT TO GET FOLDED!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S ACTING IS PEAK."
THE GREATEST RIZZ MOMENT
Rumors spread that Fang Yuan STOLE Shang Ya Zi's girl (LADY AN YU) because of his DEMONIC RIZZ and GYATT-shattering stamina.
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S RIZZ IS ILLEGAL!"
🍿 "LADY AN YU'S CAREER IS SAVED!"
🐍 "SHANG YA ZI'S LITERALLY A NPC!"
FANG YUAN'S FINAL OUTPLAY
Bids reached 810K.
Fang Yuan DROPPED THE ACT:
"YOU CAN HAVE IT."
Shang Ya Zi MALDING: "..."
TWITCH CHAT EXPLODES:
💀 "BRO FOLDED HIM AGAIN!"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI'S BANK ACCOUNT IS COOKED!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC GASLIGHTING IS UNMATCHED."
ATMOSPHERE GU (LONG-TERM INVESTMENT)
Fang Yuan DROPPED 500K on the ATMOSPHERE GU (to gaslight entire clans later).
WEI YANG (CONFUSED): "WHY?"
Fang Yuan SMIRKED (SIGMA GRIN): "SECRET."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S PLAYING 4D CHESS!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S LONG-TERM RIZZ REQUIRES WAR CRIMES."
🐍 "HE'S ORCHESTRATING AN OHIO COUP."
HEAVENLY ESSENCE TREASURE MONARCH LOTUS RECIPE
The final item was the RANK 4 HEAVENLY ESSENCE TREASURE MONARCH LOTUS RECIPE.
Fang Yuan EXPOSED THE CATCH:
"DOES IT REQUIRE THE RANK 3 LOTUS AS MATERIAL?"
HOST GU MASTER (SWEATING): "...YES."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S IQ 1000!"
🍿 "EVERYONE MALDING!"