〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Rin Tohsaka slowly spoke with a poker face,
"He's a pervert..."
Illya took her hand away from her eyes, revealing a flushed face,
"Yep, he's a pervert!"
Rider also felt a bit exhausted,
"I was wondering how a normal person like Kazuma ended up in there. Now everything makes sense."
They were now certain that the world was beyond saving... and they wanted to defeat the Demon King with a hero party made up of such weirdos?!
They might as well pray for a god to descend, at least that would offer some hope.
After all, what hero, when learning a skill, accidentally steals a little girl's panties and not only doesn't apologize, but swings them around?!
Seriously, men would be silent, women would shed tears, and even perverts would probably think he's a pervert for such behavior.
Shirou Emiya was sweating profusely, yet still held some positive views of Kazuma,
"This... perhaps it's just an accident, Kazuma is still very reliable!"
He wasn't entirely confident in his words, but seeing Kazuma's performance earlier seemed somewhat normal, so he decided to trust him once.
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[ The scene shifts, Kazuma returns to the guild with Darkness, who seems subtly satisfied, and Chris, who is sobbing with tears in her eyes.
Aqua stood with her hands on her hips, looking at the returning group, "Kazuma, where did you go? You didn't even see my spectacular performance... And what's wrong with this person?"
"Actually..." Just as Kazuma was about to explain, Darkness stepped forward and spoke first.
Darkness spoke the most perverted words in the calmest tone, "Hmm, when Chris was teaching Kazuma thief skills, not only did Kazuma take off her panties, but he also extorted money from her, and now she's feeling down..."
The more Kazuma listened, the more panicked he became, now sweating profusely, "Hey!! What are you saying!"
After hearing Darkness's statement, Aqua and Megumin were a little scared, and their gazes made Kazuma uncomfortable.
Chris also started to cry, "It's not enough to just return my wallet, I said I'd pay any amount, just please return my panties..."
"He actually told me that I get to decide the price of my own panties...." At this point, Chris, like a girl who had been bullied, buried her face in her hands and cried.
"Otherwise, he'd enshrine my panties as a family heirloom or something..."
At this moment, as if they had heard their conversation, even the female adventurers other than Aqua and Megumin looked at him with cold eyes.
The male adventurers on the side, however, gave Kazuma a thumbs-up for his perverted behavior. Kazuma was simply the ultimate fighting machine among men! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"What a concise description, picking out only the highlights, and it was said publicly... tsk tsk."
Although everything said was true, everyone felt that after it came out of Darkness's mouth, even they couldn't help but want to beat Kazuma up.
"The price of her own panties is hers to decide... otherwise, he'll treat them like a cherished family heirloom! How should I say it? it's just like you! Sadistic Kazuma."
Now, everyone looked at Kazuma differently. How low was this guy's moral bottom line? It was practically invisible.
Can you believe this is something a hero would do?! His integrity had completely fallen to the ground.
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〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜
Rudeus gave a thumbs up to the screen,
"Brother Kazuma! I'll call you brother now, you're truly a role model for us."
Although he himself was a bit lewd, Kazuma, you're the first one to be exposed publicly and not get beaten to death. I can only say, as expected of a hero, truly brave!
"However, you should move to another city as soon as possible. In this small town, in a sense, you're already dead."
And it was in a crowded adventurer's guild; he was sure these things would spread throughout the town within a day.
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[ After Chris exacted her small revenge on Kazuma, she left.
Megumin looked at Kazuma with some confusion, "So, did you successfully learn the Steal skill?!"
"Heh heh..." Kazuma smiled proudly, then extended his right hand towards Megumin, "Just watch, Steal!"
Megumin suddenly seemed to feel something, grabbing her clothes with both hands and pulling them down, her eyes filled with tears and her face flushed, looking like she was about to cry.
Kazuma tugged at the black cloth in his hand, "What's this?!"
Undoubtedly, it was still panties...
Megumin lowered her head and extended her hand towards Kazuma, "After leveling up... did you change your job from adventurer to pervert...? That... It's cold... please give me back my panties..."
Kazuma was a little flustered, "Wh-what? How could this happen? It should be a skill that randomly steals one item!"
Darkness rushed forward and stood in front of Megumin, "To take off a loli's panties in front of so many people, that's too sadistic, I can never forgive... Please, you must add me to your party!"
Kazuma refused without even thinking, "No need."
This woman was undoubtedly beyond saving; he couldn't add any more strange people.
"Hmm..." Darkness heard Kazuma's refusal and instead got excited, her face turning red and her body trembling slightly. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"In front of everyone... this, it's probably impossible to explain! Are panties the default option for the Steal skill?"
"Damn it, even rejecting her made her happy. Kazuma's intuition is really accurate. This knight is indeed beyond saving."
Everyone gasped, exclaiming that this team was full of talent! One who steals, one who gets stolen from, one who wants to be stolen from, and one who is suspected of not wearing any... an outrageous lineup.
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〜Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious World〜
Ristarte shyly pressed down on her skirt, as if afraid of being stolen from,
"They said the Steal skill randomly picks one item... how did it become a targeted skill for 100% panties?!"
Could this really be a skill a hero would have? Shouldn't they be learning things like Holy Sword, Holy Light, and so on? Why did he learn a thief skill instead?
Seiya Ryuuguuin crossed his arms over his chest and glanced at the frightened goddess,
"If you're afraid of being stolen from, then just don't wear any."
Ristarte's eyes lit up,
"You're right! Why didn't I think of that? You're a genius."
The delighted Ristarte didn't notice Seiya Ryuuguuin's somewhat disgusted look. Her intelligence seemed to be about the same as Aqua's...
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[ Although Kazuma thought Darkness was an incorrigible pervert, his teammates saw her adventurer card and believed that adding her to the team was a huge gain!
After all, an advanced class was rare here, and it clearly seemed like a win for them. The helpless Kazuma thought of a good way to discourage them.
Kazuma suddenly became serious, "Darkness, don't look at Aqua and me this way, we genuinely want to defeat the Demon King!"
"As a female knight, if you get captured by the Demon King, it would be terrible; you would definitely receive very extreme treatment."
These seemingly dangerous words, however, received strong agreement from Darkness, "Hmm, that's right! From ancient times. A female knight's job has been set as being used by the Demon King for erotic things, and for that alone, I have a reason to go!"
Upon hearing this, Kazuma found it incredibly troublesome and could only change direction, "Megumin, listen carefully, we are going to challenge the strongest being in this world! You don't have to..."
Before he could finish, Megumin excitedly stood on the table, dramatically flinging her cloak. Far from being dissuaded, she became even more enthusiastic!
Aqua, on the other hand, quietly leaned into Kazuma's ear, "Hearing your words, I'm a little nervous! Is there an easy way to defeat the Demon King...?"
Kazuma was speechless, "You're the one who should be most motivated!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, it's a waste that Kazuma didn't become a doctor; he's practically prescribing the perfect medicine. Saying nothing is fine, but saying it makes it even harder to dissuade them!"
"Pfft... Haha, is Aqua trying to make me laugh to death? The one who shouldn't retreat the most is actually nervous!"
Everyone almost died laughing at this scene. The funniest part was that he didn't dissuade Megumin and Darkness; instead, he made them even more excited.
And the most absurd thing was that he scared the idiotic goddess, even though she was the one in the team who most needed to defeat the Demon King.
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〜Isekai Quartet World〜
Ainz Ooal Gown looked at the frightened Aqua with some surprise, asking a question from the depths of his soul,
"Is she really a goddess...?"
It's one thing for her intelligence to be below average, but she's also a coward, a master at physical labor, and particularly fond of party performances. She doesn't look like a goddess at all.
"I can't believe I'm completely suppressed by this goddess..."
Ainz wanted to cry without tears. Although Aqua's God Blow and Sacred Requiem seemed to do no damage before, and only dragged them down.
But only Ainz, as an undead, knew that the skill effects were exactly as Aqua said: a guaranteed kill if hit.
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