[ "Um…" Kazuma, who was vaguely aware of the danger and genuinely intended to politely refuse, suddenly had his hand grabbed by Darkness.
She then brought her proper face close to Kazuma, who was sitting in the chair: "Those two people covered in slime just now were your companions, right? What exactly happened…?"
Because her face was so close, Kazuma became a little shy: "It's because they were preyed upon by giant frogs!"
"Slime!! Beyond my imagination." Darkness's pupils contracted, and her face turned crimson, as if she had thought of something!
Her grip on Kazuma's hand tightened, and her breathing became increasingly rapid: "No, no… To let two young girls encounter such a thing, as a knight, I cannot ignore it!"
Kazuma looked at her increasingly dangerous eyes and realized that this person was the type who had something in common with Aqua and Megumin.
So he quickly tried to persuade her to leave: "We are a good-for-nothing team. One companion is useless, and another can only use magic once a day. Please seek another party elsewhere!"
"That's even better!!" Darkness's hand gripped even tighter.
"Actually, though it's hard to say, I am very confident in my strength and endurance, but I'm clumsy… So… my attacks completely miss the enemy…"
"Therefore, I will try my best to stand at the front of the team. Feel free to use me as a shield!"
To use a beautiful woman as a shield, the current Kazuma wasn't that perverted yet: "No, using a woman as a shield…"
Darkness, on the other hand, became excited: "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HOPED FOR!!"
Kazuma looked at the female knight, whose cheeks were flushed and who was gripping his hand tightly, and understood one thing… This person was also the type who was not only useless in performance but also in character. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"So, she's a pervert… For some reason, I don't feel much surprise, because she fits perfectly into Kazuma's team!"
"This one is even more significant. The others are just a bit slow-witted, but this female knight is a pure masochistic pervert!"
Everyone finally understood why she wanted to join the team. As expected, none of them were normal people; they were perverts attracted by frog slime.
Just to say, how could a normal female knight join Kazuma's team for no reason? It turns out she wasn't normal either… But in a sense, Kazuma's intuition is really strong!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Rin Tohsaka's mouth twitched:
"The perverted female knight whose attacks miss."
What kind of abstract existence is this? This is the first time I've heard of a knight whose attacks completely miss! Is she really not doing it on purpose to satisfy her perverted desires?
Shirou Emiya stood still:
"Guess why she rushes to the front even though she can't hit anyone!"
What kind of different world is Kazuma in?! Why does he only encounter people with such strange personalities?
A knight who can't hit anyone, a goddess whose purpose is unknown, a mage who can only cast one spell a day… Let the world be destroyed; this world is beyond saving.
Still hoping such a team can save the world?! With a team like this, they probably can't even leave the beginner's village…
〜Gintama World〜
Inside the Yorozuya, Shinpachi was silent as he watched the scene unfold:
"Gin-san… Why are all the good-looking ones perverts?"
He thought it was bad enough that everyone around him was a demon or a god, but why are even other worlds full of such people?! Are there no normal people left in this world?!
Gin-san nonchalantly picked his nose:
"Perverts are great, aren't they? The team just happens to need a shield!"
Then he quickly pulled out the Toyako Bokuto from his waist and threw it at the TV.
Sarutobi Ayame, who was mixed in, immediately fell out of the TV with circles in her eyes.
Shinpachi's face was covered in black lines:
"Asking you was a mistake, you S-type masochistic glass sword!"
Forget it… He already has perverts around him, and they are at least reliable in critical moments.
But Kazuma is miserable; it's already good if these teammates don't drag him down in critical moments.
.....
[ Time came to the next day. Aqua was performing her newly learned skill in the adventurer's guild… Uh, it was still a party trick.
Kazuma also took the opportunity to ask Megumin how to learn skills using skill points on the card.
At this moment… two figures walked up behind them!
"Hey, you're the one Darkness wants to join, right? Do you want to learn useful skills? Then do you want to learn thief skills?"
"Not only do they require few points to learn, but they're also very useful! How about it, right now, for just one glass of soda?"
"I'll give you a beer!"
The one speaking to Kazuma was a silver-haired girl in leather armor, dressed like a thief! The other was Darkness from yesterday.
After some self-explanation, Kazuma followed Chris and Darkness to the square behind the adventurer's guild.
Chris pointed her hand at Kazuma: "My specialty is this… I'm going to use it now, watch carefully!"
"STEAL—!" As Chris shouted, Kazuma's money bag appeared in her hand.
"This is the Steal skill. If successful, you can randomly take one item from the opponent!"
"Want to compete with me? You also learn the Steal skill and try to steal this wallet back!"
Kazuma, encountering something more like an adventurer's task for the first time, readily agreed. He gently tapped his adventurer card and learned the skill!
"Alright! Don't cry if something gets stolen!"
Chris showed me a fearless smile, grabbing many stones with both hands to interfere! This greatly reduced the probability of Kazuma stealing the wallet!
Kazuma, who had been taught a lesson, stretched out his right hand and shouted loudly:
"STEAL—!"
With a flash of blue light, Kazuma spread out what he had taken. It was a piece of white cloth: "What is this?!"
Then Kazuma pulled open the cloth with both hands and looked at it against the sun… "I won the lottery… I won the grand prize!!"
Chris, while pressing down her skirt, shrieked with tears in her eyes: "No—Give, give me back my panties…"
Kazuma, with a perverted expression, excitedly waved them above his head.
Darkness, who had been watching all of this, turned crimson: "What a devilish act, I really didn't misjudge him!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Holy crap, learning this skill is too simple. Just a gentle tap on the card, and he learned it?!"
"Hahaha, for someone with ridiculously high luck, this move is simply a divine skill. I have to say, he really did win the grand prize!"
Everyone looked at Kazuma, who was waving the panties like a pervert, and sighed inwardly… Although they knew it would happen sooner or later, they didn't expect it to come so soon. Kazuma has finally gone mad, too!
And this scene is simply too twisted. From now on, there isn't a single normal person in this team.
A lecherous and twisted leader, a low-intelligence goddess who can't harm any creature except evil spirits, a female mage who only knows one spell, and an M-type female knight who can't attack but only defends and enjoys it…
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〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"NOOOO!!!"
Kazuma and Chris both covered their faces, flailing around like dead fish, contorting in frantic despair.
If it was just in the adventurer's guild before, not many people knew, but now it's all exposed. The name "Perverted Kazuma" probably can't be shaken off.
Kazuma was on the verge of tears:
"Didn't they say I had extremely high luck, but now I only feel misfortune…"
Thinking that if he really did defeat the Demon King one day, and heard everyone cheering the name "Perverted Kazuma," Kazuma felt he might as well die…
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