'SpreadedCheekz, whoever you are in real life, I solemnly swear in the name of all the gods both major and minor, I will personally send those cheeks of yours to the infirmary towards the kind Nurse Jenny.'
'I heard she does absolutely weird experiments on students in the basement, so be mentally prepared to be dissected like a frog in biology class.'
Kaizen once again solemnly swore those dramatic words inside his head. This entire situation was getting absolutely ridiculous but more importantly, who even was this person? Who does this kind of thing? Who has the time and energy for writing this shit?
His lips twitched once more as he looked at the cursed third trending tag. His hands were literally trembling with morbid curiosity, desperately wanting to just click on it.
'No! I absolutely do not want to wash my eyes with holy water once again! I do not want to lose another precious piece of my innocence once more!'
