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Rebirth Of The 10,000-Year Old God Emperor :This System Is Trash

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TEN THOUSAND YEARS WAS ENOUGH. Han Jin was the Ninth Heaven’s greatest Emperor, a man who conquered galaxies and achieved the pinnacle of Standard immortality. But when he realized his Perfect universe was just a simulated Finished Work controlled by a bored Administrator, he did the unthinkable: He unplugged. Now, the "BING" notifications are gone, the levels are deleted, and the legendary Emperor has traded his jade throne for a chipped kitchen spatula. The question is :- Why the Universe is Terrified of a Man with a Spatula? Han Jin doesn't use magic. He uses Aura-Farming and Manual Friction. The System is down. The Author is gone. But Han Jin is still here----and he’s got plenty of ink left. Season 1:- The Great unplugging ( current) Season 2:- The Logic War Season 3:- The Open Source Apocalypse Three seasons are planned till now. support this book by adding it to collections and giving powerstones.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 This Air Tastes Like Poverty

Welcome everyone to my new novel, it's a system/urban/cultivation/reverse Isekai,

Give it a try , you all will like it .

Welcome to start of Season 1.

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The smell of stale chalk and cheap floor wax was the first thing that hit him.

It was a pathetic, suffocating scent.

Han Jin opened his eyes, and for a heartbeat, he almost vaporized the teenager sitting in front of him.

His golden core...a sun-like engine of divine power that had fueled his ten thousand year reign as the Immortal God Emperor of the Ninth Heaven, thrummed with the instinct to annihilate.

Then, he felt the resistance. Or rather, the lack of it.

Thump

His heart gave a weak, fluttery beat. His lungs burned with the effort of breathing air that contained almost zero spiritual essence.

"Mr. Han, Since you've decided to rejoin the living, perhaps you can solve this problem?"

The voice was shrill.

Han Jin blinked, his vision clearing.

He wasn't on the Throne of Eternal Jade, surrounded by the kneeling sovereigns of a hundred worlds.

He was in a cramped classroom with peeling paint.

A woman in a polyester suit,Mrs. Zhang, his high school math teacher was glaring at him, tapping a piece of chalk against a blackboard covered in primitive scribbles.

Earth.

The realization hit him like a physical blow. He had died.

The Great Tribulation of the Void had finally claimed him, but instead of eternal nothingness, he had been spat back into his eighteen-year-old body.

I'm back, Han Jin thought, his lips curling into a dry, mirthless smile. Back in the era before the Great Descent. Back when I was a loser with a scholarship and a debt-ridden mother.

He looked down at his hands.

They were thin, calloused from part-time manual labor, and devoid of the starlight that used to dance beneath his skin.

"The answer is twenty-four," Han Jin said, his voice sounding strange to his own ears, deeper, carrying an unconscious authority that made Mrs. Zhang flinch.

"But your third equation is fundamentally flawed.

You're assuming a linear progression in a three-dimensional space without accounting for the curvature of the local gravitational well. It's... adorable."

The classroom went silent.

A few students snickered.

To his left, Fatty Wei, his only friend from this era whispered urgently, "Bro, stop. You're still high from that energy drink, aren't you? Just sit down!"

Han Jin ignored him. His eyes were drifting around the room.

In his past life, he had been a terrified kid, too busy worrying about rent to notice the world.

But now?

Now, he saw the world through the eyes of a God-Emperor.

Wait.

Han Jin's gaze narrowed as it landed on the class president, a girl named Lin Xi.

In his memories, she was just the "Ice Beauty" who never looked his way.

But now, he saw a faint, shimmering distortion around her, a microscopic leak of high-density energy that shouldn't exist on a low-magic planet.

A spatial anchor? Why is a high-schooler wearing a soul-binding seal from the Andromeda Sector?

Before he could process this, a sound like a digital chime echoed directly inside his brain.

[BING! Integration Successful.]

[Initializing the 'Universal Ascension System' (Version 1.0.4 - Beta)]

[Welcome, User 001. You have been selected to represent Earth in the upcoming Great Harvest!]

A translucent blue screen flickered into existence in front of his face.

[Status Screen]

Name: Han Jin

Level: 1 (Mortal Trash)

Strength: 4 (Equivalent to a sick kitten)

Intelligence: 18 (Slightly above average)

Charm: 2 (You look tired and poor)

Skill: None.

Evaluation: Try not to die in the first wave, little ant!

Han Jin stared at the screen.

He didn't scream.

He didn't panic.

He simply felt a massive headache coming on.

"A System?" he muttered, his voice dripping with disdain.

"You've got to be kidding me.

I spent ten millennia perfecting the Laws of Reality, and the Creator sends me a buggy, low-resolution UI with the personality of a sarcastic shopkeeper?"

[System Note: User's attitude has been noted. Deducting 5 Karma points for 'Rudeness to Divinity'.]

"Divinity?" Han Jin let out a soft, dangerous chuckle.

He reached out, his fingers weak as they were moved in a complex pattern that defied physics.

He didn't use mana; he used his knowledge of how the universe was coded.

He tapped the blue screen. Hard.

Rip.

The screen flickered violently.

Static hissed in his mind.

[WARNING! CRITICAL ERROR!]

[User is attempting to... edit the source code?]

[Wait—STOP! That's the admin panel—!]

"Silence, little toy," Han Jin whispered. "I've rewritten the constellations of the Ninth Heaven.

Your 'Version 1.0.4' is an insult to my eyes.

If I'm going to be stuck in this cage of a planet, I'm at least going to make the interface readable."

Around him, the world slowed to a crawl.

He realized the "System" had paused time to introduce itself,a standard procedure for lower-tier civilizations.

Han Jin leaned back in his plastic chair, crossing his legs.

He looked at the frozen faces of his undercover classmates, the leaking energy signatures of the hidden entities, and the glitching blue screen.

"Ten thousand years of war, and I finally get to retire," he sighed, looking at his Charm stat. "But first, I need to fix this 2. I was a God-Emperor; I refuse to be anything less than a 10, even in a backwater like this."

The System screen turned red.

[ERROR: User has manually set 'Charm' to 'MAX'.]

[ERROR: Logic failure. Re-calibrating...]

"That's better," Han Jin said. "Now... let's see which of these 'students' is actually a spy for the Void."

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Han Jin is a literal Aura farmer.

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