PK stood in the Divine Realm, thinking deeply, tapping his chin.
"I've been thinking about my second wish," he said aloud, a small smirk on his face. "Here's what I want:
If I look at a person, I want to immediately know their name, their trust toward me, whether they're loyal, how much they like or favor me, how I can take advantage of them, and even their greed.
I also want medical knowledge—not some complicated, ancient stuff, but simple steps so I can treat any disease or health condition. And if I want to create something for myself, I want to be able to do it."
He paused, pretending to shrug innocently. "That's it. Pretty straightforward, right?"
The assistant's face turned red instantly.
"You… you greedy mortal!" he shouted, veins popping. "That's like… six wishes combined! You can't just—"
PK casually raised his hands. "I said what I want. Simple as that."
The assistant's jaw dropped, and he started to sputter again, but the God of Laziness held up a finger.
"Stop," the god said lazily, leaning back in his throne. "I must admit… you've exceeded my expectations. Most mortals can't even think this big."
PK tilted his head. "Exceeded expectations, huh? So… I get it?"
The god let out a lazy chuckle, waving a hand. "Yes, once you wake up, your wish will be granted. Consider it… divine approval."
PK grinned. "Wait… wait… are you saying I can literally just look at someone and know all their secrets AND be a doctor-cum-inventor? That's… epic."
The assistant groaned and facepalmed. "You're impossible… absolutely impossible!"
PK shrugged again, flashing a cheeky smile. "What can I say? I aim for efficiency."
The god's laughter echoed across the realm. "Enjoy your life, PK. You've earned it… and a little chaos along the way never hurts."
PK leaned back, smirking.
The assistant groaned louder. "I quit… I'm done. This mortal is going to ruin us."
PK winked. "Don't worry, I'll take care of you too… eventually."
And with that, the Divine Realm shimmered, preparing to send him back… with two ridiculously powerful wishes in hand.