Candy tapped through the diary again. 📱👆
Candy:
"All locked! No more pages!" 😌
Mochi exhaled like she just survived a natural disaster.
Mochi:
"Good. Enough humiliation for today." 😤
Cousin:
"Yeah… I think we know too much." 😵💫
Maya:
"Let the boy sleep before he actually dies." 😭
Mother sighed dramatically.
Mother:
"I'm exhausted from laughing." 🤣
Father:
"Peace at last." 🧘♂️
Silence.
Gentle.
Calm.
Balanced. ☁️
Then—
🏃♀️💨
Candy suddenly sprinted out of the room.
Mochi:
"Candy?
Where are you going?" 😐
No answer.
⏱️ One minute passed.
⏱️ Two minutes passed.
The family exchanged suspicious looks. 👀👀👀
Then—
🚨🚨🚨
CANDY RETURNED.
Running.
Grinning.
Holding something FAT.
Something PAPER-BASED.
Something CURSED. 📜💀
Candy (proudly):
"I found Laddu laddu LOVE LETTERS!" 💌💥
THE ENTIRE ROOM SCREAMED.
EVERYONE:
"AAAAAAAAAA—" 😱
Mochi's soul left her body.
Mochi:
"CANDYYYYYYYYYY—
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!?!?!" 🔥🔥🔥
Candy:
"Under your bed!" 😊
💀💀💀
Maya:
"UNDER HER BED?!"
Cousin: falls off sofa
Mother: facepalm
Father (whispering):
"He hid his crimes… in HER territory…" ⚰️
Candy dumped the pile onto the table.
💌💌💌💌💌
A MOUNTAIN of letters.
Perfume-smelling 🌸
Lipstick-stained 💄
Hearts everywhere ❤️
Some folded into swans 🦢
Some folded into… very questionable shapes 😨
Mochi's eye twitched so hard she looked possessed.
Mochi:
"LADDU.
IS.
DEAD." ☠️
But Candy had already opened the first letter.
💌 LETTER 1
Candy cleared her throat like a lawyer.
Candy (reading):
"'Dear Laddu…
I am pregented.'"
🧊🧊🧊
Maya:
"WHAT?! PREGNANT?!"
Cousin:
"WITH WHOSE CHILD?!"
Father: stands up
"This boy's sins have arrived."
Mother:
"Oh god… he was going to be a father?!" 😭
Mochi turned into a human volcano 🌋
Mochi:
"HE—
HE—
HE GOT SOMEONE—"
Candy kept reading calmly.
Candy:
"'Doctor say it will come in 2 month.'"
Maya:
"TWO MONTHS?!
THIS IS ILLEGAL BIOLOGY!" 🧬❌
Mochi grabbed the sofa.
Mochi:
"I'M GOING TO KILL—"
Candy flipped the page.
Candy:
"'I hope baby look like you.'"
Mother gasped.
Father whispered prayers.
Mochi trembled.
Mochi:
"HE KEPT THIS
UNDER
MY
BED—"
Candy flipped to the last line.
Candy (cheerfully):
"'P.S. I am talking about my CAT.
I am pregented because my cat is having kittens.'"
💥💥💥💥💥
THE ROOM EXPLODED.
Maya:
"SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT A CAT?!?!?" 😭😭😭
Cousin:
"PREGENTED— WITH A CAT—" 🤣
Mother:
"I thought he ruined a girl's life!"
Father:
"My blood pressure dropped FOR NOTHING." 😵
Mochi froze.
Mochi:
"…A cat?" 🐱
Candy:
"Yes! Her cat is having kittens!" 🐾
Everyone laughed again.
Mochi covered her face.
Mochi:
"WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS—" 😭
Laddu smiled in his sleep.
Laddu (sleep-talking):
"Kittens… cute…" 😴
Mochi glared.
Mochi:
"You idiot…" 😤
Candy grabbed the NEXT letter. 😈
Mochi:
"Candy— NO—"
Too late.
💌 LETTER 2
Candy (reading):
"'Dear Laddu…
My children accept you as father…'"
🧊🧊🧊🧊
Maya:
"EXCUSE ME?!"
Cousin:
"STEP-CHILDREN?!"
Father:
"WHAT CHILDREN?!"
Mother:
"No no no— not again—" 😭
Mochi snapped.
Mochi:
"IF THIS BOY
BECAME SOMEONE'S FATHER
BEFORE ME—"
Candy flipped the page.
Candy:
"'But if you want…
we can have our own.'"
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
Maya:
"SHE OFFERED A BABY?!"
Cousin:
"I'M CRYING—" 🤣
Father:
"This boy is a magnet for madness!"
Mother:
"I cannot survive this." 💀
Mochi lost all colors.
Mochi:
"HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES SHE HAVE?!"
Candy read the signature.
Candy:
"'Love,
Veronica
(mother of six rabbits).'"
🧠💥💥💥💥💥
Maya:
"RABBITS?!?! RABBITS!!!" 🐰🐰🐰
Cousin:
"HE'S A RABBIT STEPFATHER—"
Mother:
"I THOUGHT HUMAN CHILDREN—"
Father: sits on floor
"This story is killing me…" 😭
Mochi screamed into a pillow.
Mochi:
"WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS—" 🛑🛑🛑
Laddu slept peacefully.
Laddu (sleep-talking):
"Bunny… family…" 🐇💤
Mother whispered.
Mother:
"He's not just her boyfriend…
He's father of rabbits."
Cousin:
"Mochi is dating a man with STEP-RABBITS."
Maya:
"This is the funniest chapter in human history."
🧠🔥📘