Candy, drunk with power, tapped another glowing page. 👆📱✨
Mochi lunged forward like a warrior protecting her honor.
Mochi:
"CANDY— DON'T—"
Candy:
"Too late!" 😇
The page opened.
Everyone leaned in.
Maya:
"This is going to be stupid." 🤡
Cousin:
"This is going to be cultural trauma." 😭
Father:
"This is going to be educational." 🧐
Mother:
"This is going to make me pray." 🙏
Candy began reading…
📖 ENTRY: "MOCHI FAMILY"
Candy (reading in her cute, innocent voice):
"'Candy.
She is little tornado.'"
Candy puffed her chest proudly. 🌪️
Candy:
"Yes! I am tornado!"
Maya and Cousin giggled.
Candy continued.
Candy:
"'She is like my little piggy…
who lived in pond of my village.'"
🧊🧊🧊
THE ROOM FROZE.
Everyone slowly looked at Mochi.
Then slowly looked at Candy.
Candy blinked. 👀
Candy:
"I am piggy?"
Mochi whispered with dangerous calm:
Mochi:
"…He compared my little sister to a PIG.
IN A POND?"
Father rubbed his forehead. 🤦♂️
Father:
"He should start running the moment he wakes up."
Mother laughed behind her hand.
Mother:
"He meant it affectionately… but oh god…"
Maya burst out laughing.
Maya:
"He basically said she's muddy and adorable!"
Cousin:
"He is DEAD."
Candy giggled happily.
Candy:
"I like piggy!"
Mochi:
"CANDY NO—"
Too late.
Candy:
"'Maya and Cousin…
I like them.
They are good friends of Mochi.'"
Maya:
"Awwww— 💖"
Candy kept going.
Candy:
"'They are like the monkey sisters
who live in my village temple.'"
🐒🐒💥
MAYA & COUSIN (together):
"MONKEY?!"
Cousin:
"THE TEMPLE MONKEYS?!"
Maya:
"THE ONES WHO STEAL FOOD?!"
Mother burst into tears laughing.
Mother:
"Honestly… accurate."
Father nodded seriously.
Father:
"I always thought these two behave like monkeys."
Maya threw a cushion.
Cousin threw a slipper. 🥿
Candy continued unfazed.
Candy:
"'Big Brother.
He is the best.'"
Father puffed his chest proudly. 💪
Father:
"Finally. Respect."
Candy:
"'I like him.
And I support soldier the most.'"
Mother smiled warmly.
Mother:
"He respects service."
Candy read on.
Candy:
"'He is like uncle
who protect my cow.'"
......
Then—
💥💥💥
Maya:
"HE CALLED HER BROTHER A COW-PROTECTING UNCLE?!"
Father froze.
Father:
"…A uncle?"
Mother patted his shoulder.
Mother:
"It's a compliment in his village."
Father:
"It doesn't FEEL like a compliment."
Mochi stared in horror.
Mochi:
"He's turning my family into farm animals…"
Cousin:
"And us into monkeys."
Maya (saluting):
"I accept my monkey heritage."
Candy continued.
Candy:
"'Mother and Father…
I like them.'"
Mother and Father softened.
Mother:
"Aww—"
Father:
"That's sweet—"
Candy read the next line.
Candy:
"'I want to become couple like them.'"
Mother smiled warmly.
Father nodded proudly.
Then—
Candy:
"'Mochi…
she is like my favourite cow Lakshmi.'"
🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋
THE HOUSE EXPLODED.
Maya screamed into a pillow.
Cousin slammed her head on the sofa.
Father grabbed his chest. 💔
Mother sat down from laughing too hard.
Candy:
"Mochi sister is cow??"
Mochi's soul left her body.
Her spirit grabbed a sandal.
Her aura turned homicidal.
Mochi:
"I AM WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Cousin:
"He compared his future wife…
to his FAVORITE COW."
Maya:
"HER NAME IS LAKSHMI—
THIS IS FARM-GODDESS LEVEL—"
Father whispered.
Father:
"Son-in-law… your death is near."
Mother wiped tears.
Mother:
"He meant precious…
but oh god this is BAD."
Mochi stood up slowly.
Eyes blazing. 🔥
Jaw clenched.
Mochi (deadly calm):
"When.
He.
Wakes.
Up."
Cousin:
"He's going to the Himalayas TODAY."
Maya:
"Without monk bag."
Candy patted Laddu's head gently.
Candy:
"Brother… you are finished."
Candy's eyes sparkled again. ✨
Candy:
"There's… one… more… page!"
The entire family gasped.
Mochi:
"CANDY.
STOP.
THIS IS NOT HEALTHY."
Candy:
"But it says UNLOCKED!"
Father grabbed a cushion like a shield. 🛡️
Mother whispered.
Mother:
"We must emotionally prepare."
Cousin:
"Let's die together."
Candy tapped.
📖 ENTRY: "TODAY MOCHI GIVE AWAY MY TOYS"
Candy:
"'Today Mochi give away all my toys.'"
Mother sighed.
Mother:
"Oh no…"
Candy:
"'But the way she do that…
I got impress.'"
Maya:
"IMPRESSED?! She ROBBED him!"
Cousin:
"He likes being punished. Confirmed."
Candy continued.
Candy:
"'The way she talk…
I want to be in her arm all day.'"
Everyone turned to Mochi.
Mochi turned red instantly. 🍅
Mochi:
"H-HE WHAT—?!"
Mother:
"He wants comfort."
Father:
"He wants control removed."
Maya:
"He wants to be emotional kebab."
Cousin:
"Carried like grocery bag."
Candy giggled.
Candy:
"'I want Mochi to carry me everywhere.'"
💥💥💥
Mochi:
"EVERYWHERE?!"
Mother:
"Like a baby kangaroo!"
Father:
"No. Like potato sack with feelings."
Cousin:
"He's already a lap dog."
Candy read calmly.
Candy:
"'I want to be her baby.'"
🧨🧨🧨
Maya:
"HE WANTS TO BE BABY BABY BABY—"
Mother (clapping):
"A NEW RELIGION."
Mochi:
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?!"
Candy continued.
Candy:
"'If she hug me…
I will throw anything.'"
Maya:
"TODDLER BEHAVIOR!"
Cousin:
"He'll throw remote, phone, soul."
Mother:
"Affection makes him feral."
Father:
"He needs discipline."
Candy read the final lines.
Candy:
"'She think tall flower is common name.'"
Mochi:
"It DOES sound common—"
Candy finished.
Candy:
"'It take 10k dollar to find this name.'"
......
EVERYONE:
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Maya:
"HE PAID TEN THOUSAND FOR A NICKNAME?!"
Cousin:
"FOR 'TALL FLOWER'?!"
Mother clutched her chest.
Mother:
"This boy needs a doctor."
Father wiped his eyes.
Father:
"I am scared of his commitment."
Mochi was GONE.
Mochi:
"TEN.
THOUSAND.
DOLLARS.
FOR.
TALL FLOWER?!"
Candy nodded proudly.
Candy:
"He really love you, Mochi Didi!"
Mochi covered her face.
Mochi:
"THIS BOY IS DESTROYING MY SANITY—"
And then—
Laddu, still asleep on her lap, smiled peacefully 😴
and murmured:
Laddu (sleep-talking):
"Tall Flower… best name… worth all money…"
Mochi froze.
Then whispered:
Mochi:
"…I'm going to pass out."
Mother:
"He worships you."
Cousin:
"He's not boyfriend. He's devotee."
Maya:
"One step away from touching her feet."
Father:
"He already tried. Accidentally."
🌸💥🌸