Mochi gently shifted Laddu until he was sitting fully on her lap… 🫂Secure.Trapped.Comforted.
Like a mother calming her sulking, emotional child…
Except this "child" was a grown man with🧘 monk escape plans,💔 51 exes,and the emotional stability of a five-year-old who just lost his toy kingdom.
Laddu leaned against her chest, arms limp, soul half-dead 😵💫His eyes stared into nothingness.
Mochi stroked his hair slowly… patiently… rhythmically ✋💆♂️
Mochi (soft, patient):"Okay, Laddu…Tell me.""What do you want?"
Laddu sniffed dramatically 😢His voice wobbled like fragile jelly.
Laddu:"…I want…""…the full set of Shinchan…""…in the Hinderland Pack Edition."
🧊Silence.
Maya blinked 👁️Cousin blinked 👁️Father leaned forward.
Father (whispering):"What is Hinderland Pack?"
Candy gasped like she knew the truth 😳
Candy:"It's EXPENSIVE."
Mother sighed deeply.
Mother:"Of course it is…"
Mochi sighed, brushing his cheek gently with her thumb 🤍
Mochi:"Okay.""What else?"
Laddu perked up one percent 📈
Laddu (tiny voice):"…Ice cream."
💥Maya slapped the table laughing 🤣Cousin chuckled.Candy nodded seriously.
Candy:"Good choice."
Mochi raised an eyebrow.
Mochi:"What else?""Come on…""Say everything."
Laddu suddenly went shy 😳Too shy.
He hid his face in Mochi's neck like a child avoiding scolding 🙈
Laddu (whispering):"…I want to go to the amusement park."
💣💣💣GASP.
Maya:"OH MY GOD—"
Cousin:"He wants a DATE DAY."
Mother covered her mouth, smiling knowingly 😊
Mother:"Someone wants to be pampered."
Father nodded proudly.
Father:"Healthy desires.""Ice cream and park.""Perfect combination."
Candy clapped wildly 👏👏
Candy:"YES! Let's go together!!"
But Mochi was looking down at Laddu…
Her arms around him…His cheeks red…His voice tiny…His body relaxed on her lap like she was the only thing holding him together 💞
He slowly looked up.
Laddu (soft, vulnerable):"…Will you take me?"
💥💗Mochi's eyes softened dangerously.
She lifted his chin gently.
Mochi (whisper):"Yes."
🌈✨Laddu's entire world lit up.
Mother smiled smugly.
Mother:"See?""Praise and affection erase all male trauma."
Father saluted solemnly.
Father:"Scientific fact."
Maya:"He's fully revived."
Cousin:"Back from the dead."
Candy hugged Laddu's arm 🫂
Candy:"Laddu is happy again!!"
Laddu melted completely, leaning into Mochi like she was his emotional charger 🔋💕
Laddu (baby voice):"I want candy floss too…"
Mochi kissed his forehead lightly 💋
Mochi:"We'll see."
Laddu almost passed out from happiness 😵💘
THE FAMILY LORE DROP 🧠📜
Candy puffed her chest proudly.
Candy:"Mochi boss! I knew praising him would work!"
Mochi raised an eyebrow.
Mochi:"Oh?""And how did you know that?"
Candy pointed at Father confidently 👉
Candy:"Papa taught me!"
Father leaned back like a philosopher preparing ancient wisdom 🧘♂️
Father:"Men get praise rarely."
⏸️Everyone paused.
Father lifted a spoon dramatically 🥄
Father:"We work hard.""We sacrifice.""We carry emotional luggage… silently."
Mother blinked.
Mother:"You sacrificed WHAT exactly?"
Father ignored her.
Father:"But we don't like praise about our face.""That makes us feel like… boys."
Cousin (whisper):"So if a guy likes being called handsome—"
Maya:"He's a boy. New psychology unlocked."
Father nodded deeply.
Father:"A real man melts when praised for effort."
Candy bowed dramatically 🙇♀️
Candy:"Yes Papa Master."
Laddu sniffed dramatically from Mochi's lap 😭
Laddu:"…Papa understands me."
Mochi rolled her eyes but smiled.
Then—Her eyes narrowed 😈
CHARM MODE: RELOADED 💥
Mochi:"Speaking of understanding…"She tilted his chin up."What else are you hiding?"
Laddu shook his head violently 🌀
Laddu:"Nothing! Clean slate! Zero sins!"
No one believed him.
Mochi leaned closer…
Her voice turned velvet.
Mochi:"Laddu…"
💀Soul disconnected.
She traced her finger along his cheek… jaw… neck.
Mochi:"Tell me."
Laddu:"OKAY—I bought a black one-piece dress for you!!"
💥💥💥
Maya: 😱Cousin: 😵Candy: 👏👏👏Mother: 😊Father: 🤨
Mochi (low, dangerous):"…A dress.""For me."
Laddu nodded like a panicking pigeon 🐦
Laddu:"Yes! Only you! But I panicked and gave it to a random girl walking her dog—"
🧊DEATHLY SILENCE.
Mochi:"You gave my dress…to a RANDOM GIRL?"
Laddu was crying now.
Laddu:"I REGRET EVERYTHING—"
Maya:"He's actually crying."
Mochi pinched his cheek — not gently 😤
Mochi:"What ELSE?"
Laddu tried to zip his lips 🤐
Mochi dragged her nail slowly down his neck.
🔥Charm. Activated.
Laddu:"OKAY— Teacher Rosy was flirting with me!!!"
💥💥💥
Everyone:"WHAT?!"
Mochi leaned in, nose almost touching his.
Mochi (dangerously calm):"You go to cafés… to ANNOY me?"
Laddu:"Yes… it's my hobby…"
Father:"At least he's honest after torture."
Mochi whispered in his ear:
Mochi:"Next time you hide anything from me…""I'll take more than your teddy family."
Laddu nearly fainted 😵
FINAL CONFESSION — MATCHING CLOTHES 💣
Charm Mode ON again.
Mochi:"Anything else?"
Laddu:"I bought matching couple clothes…"
💥💥💥
Candy:"MATCHING!!!"
Mochi:"…Where are they?"
Laddu whispered:
Laddu:"…I gave them to another couple."
🔥🌋🔥VOLCANIC JEALOUSY ACTIVATED.
Mochi:"How. Dare. You."
Maya:"That's cheating."
Cousin:"EMOTIONAL INFIDELITY!"
Father:"He's not cheating.""He's stupid."
Mochi grabbed his collar.
Mochi:"You will buy NEW matching clothes.""ONLY for us.""And NEVER give anything meant for me to ANY woman."
Laddu nodded like a terrified woodpecker 🐦
Laddu:"Yes yes yes— I'm loyal— I'm furniture— I'm yours—"
Mochi smirked.
Mochi:"Good."
She pulled him closer.
Maya whispered:
Maya:"She's grilling him like barbecue."
Cousin:"And he's melting like cheese."
Mother smiled peacefully 😊
Mother:"This is love.""Violent.""But love." 💖