Kurosawa Haruto: The main character who succeeded and failed to kill himself
"I tried to die, failed, and woke up late for work. Honestly, that tracks."
Renji Kamishiro: A serious pain in Haruto's ... (well you know)
"I don't lose. I just run out of things worth winning."
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OFFICE SQUAD
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Aya Morikawa: exhausted prodigy on borrow time (mainly becuase of her alcoholism but lack of sleep could be part of it too)
"I found something weird today. Don't freak out, it's probably illegal."
Satoru Nakamine: He's a hard worker who's rivalries are often one sided ... but his delusions have managed to get him a lot of bonuses and a promotion so ... good for him.
"Results matter. Effort matters. And if you beat my numbers again, I will cry." *sniffles* "but endurance creates character and that character will beat you next time."
Daigo "Dai" Hashimoto: Jock ... not sure how he got it (he's a tank with a heart)
"You look bad, man. Like… spiritually. Want some protein?"
Makoto "Mako" Fujimori: He's the glue ... but he also laughs at his own jokes so no one is perfect.
"Okay but hear me out—if we get drunk first, this stops being awkward."
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OTHER CHARACTERS
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Mizuki Kisaragi : The HR lady also know as ... Kisaragi from HR.