Chapter 15 – Meeting With Alvida
[MC POV]
"Fuck!! Don't you pirates have any martial honor or not?"
I nearly pissed my pants when I saw the bullets coming towards me. Although I have strength in my body, I was not immune to so many bullets. After all, I only had sex with Lily two times.
Thank God Lily had intercepted bullets with her rubber body.
"Heheehe…"
Lily just smiled as the bullets stretched against her rubbery skin before bouncing right back. Several pirates screamed as the rebounding bullets tore into them. Panic spread across the deck.
"T-this girl… She's a monster! Someone go call Alvida-sama!"
One pirate immediately turned tail and sprinted toward the passenger ship where Alvida was stationed.
Another pirate rushed Lily with his sword raised, but Lily stepped back, lifted her leg, and kicked him straight across the deck.
"She dodged it! That means swords can hurt her! Everyone use swords!"
A sharp-eyed pirate shouted, dropping his gun as he sprinted forward with his blade.
But before he could swing at Lily, I moved in and threw a fast, straight punch that slammed into his head and sent him stumbling back unconscious.
Another pirate screamed and jumped at Lily from behind, but Lily noticed him instantly and punched him before his sword could even swing.
"Shishishi! Alex! Let's see who can defeat the most pirates!"
Lily grinned at me with competitive fire in her eyes.
"Fine! Let's do it!"
Adrenaline rushed through me as I stared at the enemies closing in.
The pirates grew furious, running toward us with their swords raised. They were shouting as they tried to overwhelm us.
"Let's get started!!"
Lily didn't even wait for me. She shot forward and unleashed a barrage of rapid punches that blurred in the air.
"Gomu Gomu no—Gatling!"
In less than a moment, she knocked out every pirate on the deck, not even giving me a chance to swing a single punch.
"Shishishi! I win!"
She stretched her arm back to normal and looked at me proudly.
"Yes, yes… you won."
I didn't mind. It was a silly challenge anyway. But deep inside I thought, 'I really need to have sex and put more points in my status soon. I can't keep falling behind her.'
A voice suddenly came from behind us.
"Now I understand why Coby called you a monster. You ate a Devil Fruit, didn't you?"
I turned around and immediately recognized the newcomer: Alvida.
My stomach twisted. If anything, the anime didn't truly capture how horrifying she looked.
She was massive, absurdly obese, and tall, with long messy black hair and cheeks full of freckles. She was wearing a white cowgirl hat with a big red plume, cheap jewelry, a red scarf, a pink shirt, a blue coat, and pants stretched to their limits. Her fingernails were long, sharp, and painted an ugly red.
I honestly couldn't imagine how a single Devil Fruit could transform such a creature into anything remotely feminine.
Alvida lifted her gaze to me, and to my horror, her eyes sparkled.
"You, boy… If you join my pirates, I'll treat you very special."
She winked at me, and I nearly threw up.
[New mission available]
[Mission: Have sex with Alvida! Reward: 15000 lust energy]
'I'd rather die. Even a hundred times over. Unless she becomes pretty, I'm not touching her for even a million points.'
I frowned and rejected the mission on the spot.
"Who is this ugly thing?"
Lily pointed straight at Alvida, her face full of disgust.
The entire crew froze. Their jaws dropped. Alvida's forehead bulged with veins as rage exploded inside her.
"DIEEE!!!!"
She roared and swung her huge iron mace at Lily's head.
Lily didn't move an inch. A smile curled on her face as she stared up at Alvida.
Alvida's eyes widened in horror when Lily's skull didn't even crack.
"I'm rubber. It won't work on me!"
Lily announced proudly before slamming her fist into Alvida's stomach.
Alvida's massive body flew across the deck, rolling all the way to the ship's railing. The pirates looked on in disbelief, watching the heaviest and most terrifying woman they knew get launched like a ragdoll.
Lily simply smiled. She then pulled her stretched arm back into place.
Alvida stumbled to her feet. She was enraged. She then pulled out a strange fruit from a box hidden between her enormous breasts. It was glossy pink, shaped like a peach with swirling patterns and a green stem.
"You forced me to use this Devil Fruit… I avoided it because I feared the myth about sinking in the sea."
She shoved the fruit into her mouth and swallowed it whole.
Her transformation began instantly. Her massive body shrank at an unbelievable speed.
In moments, she reappeared as a completely different woman. She was now slim, curvy, and well-endowed, with dark-green eyes and the same long hair.
Her clothes became loose, barely hanging onto her new figure, so she tightened them desperately to avoid becoming naked.
'Didn't Alvida find the devil fruit after being blasted by Luffy in the original manga? What does she have, a devil fruit in between her tits? Dame Goddess!!'
'Is this why the lust system encouraged me to have sex with her? Did the system know that she would consume devil fruit?'
The pirates stared at her with hearts in their eyes. One rushed over with a mirror.
"Alvida-sama! Please look!"
Alvida grabbed the mirror, saw her reflection, and smiled brightly.
"The freckles… they're gone."
"What are you talking about? Your whole appearance changed!"
Lily muttered. She was clearly unimpressed by her transformation.
Alvida turned to her crew.
"What changed about me?"
"O-only the freckles disappeared, Alvida-samaaaa!" The pirates cried, lying through their teeth.
"Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" Alvida asked sweetly.
"Alvida-sama is the most beautiful in the world!" All the pirates shouted, hearts practically popping out of their eyes.
"Now, let's see who's stronger!!"
Alvida stepped forward, but the next moment, her foot slipped on the slick deck, and she fell flat on her back.
'Damn… What just happened? Why am I slipping?'
Alvida was scrambling to stand. But every time she rose, her foot betrayed her, sending her crashing down again.
'Is this the power of this fruit?'
Seeing her like that, Lily couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hahahahaha! She falls every time she stands! Is this some kind of game?"
"Oi, Lily! Now's our chance. She doesn't even know how to control her power yet!"
I quickly explained to Lily about the fruit Alvida had eaten—the Sube Sube no Mi, a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that made her skin impossibly smooth and slippery. Any attack, whether weapon, hand-to-hand, or even heavy debris, would slide off her harmlessly.
'Without Haki or a Sea Stone, it's nearly impossible to land a hit. Maybe some elemental attacks like fire, smoke, or lightning could work—like Smoker did with his smoke against Alvida.'
"Don't worry, I'm strong! Shishishi…."
Lily replied with a confident laugh while bouncing on her feet.
While we were talking, Alvida finally managed to control her slippery body enough to stay upright.
"I'll take the girl while you go capture the boy. Don't hurt him."
"As you command, Alvida-sama!"
The pirates shouted in unison before charging straight at me.
Alvida picked up a sword from the deck, her eyes locked on Lily as she rushed forward.
Lily's grin widened. She pulled her arm back, stretched it fully, and delivered a perfectly aimed straight punch.
"Gomu Gomu no Pistol!"
Her fist shot forward, but when it made contact with Alvida, it simply slid off her smooth, slippery skin. Alvida didn't flinch. She continued her approach without slowing.
"Nani!? How is this possible!?" Lily shouted in disbelief while swinging another punch that also slid harmlessly away.
She didn't give up. Her fists flew faster, launching a rapid succession of blows.
"Gomu Gomu no Gatling!"
But no matter how hard Lily tried, every punch failed to land. Alvida closed the distance, swinging her sword with precision.
"You can't touch me... Everything you do is useless! I am a devil fruit user now!!!"