A full year.
That's how long I buried myself inside the Infinity Stone research wing, surrounded by cosmic energy, quantum diagrams, and containment fields humming with the raw power of creation itself. A full year of bending physics, rewriting equations, and occasionally stopping time just so I could finish a full analysis cycle without interruptions.
But even with three Infinity Stones in my possession…even with universal forces at my fingertips…my mind never stopped thinking bigger.
Because I still had one more impossible resource no other universe could claim:
Rick Sanchez's intellect.
Specifically, the version belonging to Rick Prime—the smartest and cruelest variant.
All his designs.All his weapons.All his universe-breaking technologies.Burned into my mind.
So after finalizing a stable method of siphoning trace Infinity Stone energy without vaporizing the facility, I set the cosmic project aside and moved on to something far more chaotic.
Invention.Pure Rick-style invention.
The Cognition Amplifier – Reinvented
The first invention I tackled was simple, elegant, and extremely dangerous.
A helmet that forces the brain into overdrive.
On Rick's world it made dogs smart enough to build mechs and conquer humanity.
Here?
Used correctly, it could turn ordinary researchers into high-level thinkers.Used carelessly, it could evolve them into something uncontainable.
So I built several models:
C.A.‑Alpha – A temporary intellect boost for D‑class scientists.
C.A.‑Omega – A long-term enhancement for elite researchers.
C.A.-Void – A version restricted to O5 use only, capable of pushing a human mind near cosmic awareness.
Only the O5s even knew this one existed.
I wasn't going to let another Grey Matter incident happen on my watch.
The Freeze Ray – Ethical as Ice
The freeze ray was next.
A perfect stasis weapon.Temperature drops so fast that molecules lock in place instantly.Organic targets freeze into statues—alive, aware, but paused.
And reversible.
The ethics committee would complain…If Site‑999 existed on their books.
It didn't.
So production began.
We now had:
Freeze pistols
Freeze rifles
Cryo‑containment grenades
A large-scale cryo‑cannon for SCP breach control
Useful. Efficient. Terrifying. Exactly what the Foundation needed.
The Neutrino Bomb – Apocalypse in a Box
Rick's neutrino bomb was practically a work of art.
A weapon capable of erasing a planet's entire biosphere in an instant. No explosions. No debris. No warning. Just absolute extinction.
I engineered a contained version—sealed inside seven layers of uru-adamantium alloy.
Not to use.
But to study.
Because one day, something stronger than us would arrive.Something hostile.Something alien.
And on that day, humanity would need a last resort.
O5‑1 had the only key.
Dark Matter Fuel – Faster Than Light
Rick's dark matter wasn't the scientific kind.It was his personal invention—an exotic fuel capable of enabling FTL engines.
So I replicated it.
Refined it.
Stabilized it.
And stored it in giant energy reservoirs deep beneath Site‑999.
It would power:
Imperial Star Destroyers
Hyperspace jump drives
Interstellar explorers
Planetary defense platforms
Earth was no longer a helpless blue dot in a cosmic jungle.
It would have teeth.
The Microverse Battery – Ethical Nightmares, Infinite Energy
Rick made his microverse battery for a car.
I wasn't so wasteful.
Using the Infinity Stones' energy templates, I constructed an entire series of miniature universes:
Microverse Series‑A.Each universe had:
Intelligent life
A fully functioning ecosystem
Infrastructure built around goobleboxes
Energy output equivalent to multiple fusion reactors
And the best part?
The Foundation didn't care at all about creating an entire species for energy harvesting.
In fact, this was considered efficient.
Soon, Site‑999 ran entirely on microverse energy.
A literal infinite power supply.
And since they advanced technologically inside their worlds, we…borrowed their breakthroughs.
Class‑C research went to them.We took their results an hour later.If they revolted?We reset the universe and started over.
Morally questionable? Absolutely.
But effective.
Laser Weapons, Bombs, and Other Tech
After that came the avalanche:
Laser pistols
Laser rifles
Anti-matter grenades
High‑yield singularity bombs
Pocket‑dimension storage cubes
Self-cooking instant meals (Rick's worst abomination)
A mini portal generator (requires supervision—too dangerous)
Matter‑phase disruptors
Space‑time anchoring armor
Every weapon was instantly adopted by my personal Red Right Hand.
Every invention pushed the Foundation's tech level a century forward.
Every day, Site‑999 grew stronger.
And through it all, one thought lingered:
I finally had the intelligence, resources, and tools to reshape Earth's future.
To conquer the solar system.To defend this universe.To prepare for the wars no one else saw coming.
And I wasn't done.
Not even close.