Eric, 24 years old, is playing on his computer, Call of Duty, when his mother interrupts him
- Eric, we are about to run out of toilet paper. Get to the store and get us more.
Eric quits the game and responds
- How much time did you spend trying to make it rhyme?
- Fuck off!
Eric's mom responds, as she leaves the room, Eric wears his sweat pants and a simple white t-shirt, as he is leaving the house, gets on his motorcycle, and heads to the nearby store.
Eric arrives at the store and meets with his high school physics teacher
- Not this crazy fuck again!
Eric thinks to himself, trying not to make eye contact with the man. Sad, the man talks to him
- Hey Eric! Son! You remember the theory I was trying to teach you all?
- For the love of God, not now!
He whispers to himself before responding
- Yes, the one that got you fired?
The man changes his face and adds
- Got me divorced, got me homeless for weeks, took away everything that I have ever loved, stripped me of anything that was of value to me.
Eric laughs and continues
- Yeah, that one, what about it? A discovery?
The old man pulls his remote control and answers
- Yeah, I can send people to other dimensions now. I will get you back out within five minutes. Note down everything you witness there!
- What? the f...
A weird, strong, head-hurting beam comes from the remote before Eric manages to answer, and he disappears into thin air. He opens his eyes as if he has just woken up from sleeping after having a little bit way too much to drink the night before, his head hurts like crazy, reminding him of the time he had an entire bottle of bourbon in college.
The vision is quite fuzzy, the noise is not clear at all, as if someone stopped mid-switching radio stations in a '90s truck.
Eric tries his best to open his eyes and feel his body
- I don't remember anything from last night! What the fuck! All I remember is going to the grocery store.
Eric's vision got better, and he can see a group of people around him with a medic waking him up.
- Buddy, you okay? buddy? Can you hear me?
- Ah, that fucking maniac, what did he do to me?
Eric thinks to himself before he responds
- No, I am alright, I must have just fallen. Any water?
An old white woman hands him a bottle of water and says
- May God help you, son.
- Thank you, ma'am.
Eric responds when he notices a small swastika tattoo on her forehead
- What the Fuck!
He thinks to himself, drinking the water as the medic helps him stand up, he now has his fully functioning vision and sees aliens among the people that were around him.
- What the fuck? Those are some really good costumes, you guys! I believed you all for a moment.
One of the aliens, obviously a female, shouts
- What do you mean realistic? Are there humans that try to look like us?
- What the actual FUCK!
Eric says before he starts to throw up and faint again.