"Professor Liam Parke presents: Professor Liam Parke prevents: Professor Liam Parke from presenting: Professor Liam Parke, Episode episode: the episode of episodes!" Professor Liam Parke said as the camera zoomed in. "Today I am going to be conducting a study on Algorithm Jeffology. Who is Algorithm Jeff?"
"Do you really think people are going to pay for this?" Professor Liam Parke's unwilling assistant asked.
"No, I'm doing this for my pure love of physics. Physics is- "
"Yeah, I get it physics is amazing blah blah blah mumbo jumbo winjo banko mankolonkadonk"
"Do you want to check out the islands that you control now?" I didn't say, because remember, that is not me. Let's call him Bo Given, (pronounced Bo Given) because that's his name.
"What even is your name?" Algorithm Jeff asked, hoping this would be an acceptable word to use instead of said. Well done Algorithm Jeff, this is an acceptable word. Thank you.
"You can call me Joe Sniven, because that's my name" Bo Given said. Oh no. Did I get the name wrong? Oh, this is embarrassing. How can I forgive myself for this? Oh wait. His name is Bo Given, but that's a spoiler. Is the fact that it's a spoiler though, a spoiler in itself, because if I had said nothing, you probably would've just dismissed it like many of my other shenanigans. Also, the omnipotent speech has stopped if you were wondering. This book is not in chronological order.
"Ok Joe Sniven, let's go."
They got to the main island of all the islands, and discovered an army base. "So, Jalborithm Eff, this is your army."
"Jalborithm Eff? I thought my name was Algorithm Jeff?"
"No, you are a clone of Algorithm Jeff and your identification is JE."
Jalborithm Eff wondered what to do with this information. He came up with nothing.
"We will build an army of Turkey Steves!" JE said. "I will make the Majapahit great for the first time!"
"Why would you assume that it was not great under my reign?"
"Mate the universe started like 10 pages ago I think I'd know."
"What's a page?"
"I don't know"
They started building an army of Turkey Steves. You might be wondering, what is a Turkey Steve? A Turkey Steve is, by the very basic definition, a Turkey called Steve. The complicated definition of a Turkey Steve is a humanoid Turkey named Steve that has been genetically engineered by Professor Liam Parke and sent back in time by Omniam, who used the Liamite Stone
No one likes Airport TSA, or Transportation Security Administration. (Yes, I searched the meaning on a non-specified search engine) It is the US government organisation that checks that the activities of companies transporting people or goods are safe, legal, etc.: the TSA proposed background checks on all workers handling freight. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. No one likes Airport TSA, especially Liam Liam Liamson, because he always carried a Pelican Briefcase that his dad gave him. What is a Pelican Briefcase? I'll tell you in chapter 3.
"Eeehehehehe, what is this?" the annoying TSA person said, whilst pointing to the Pelican Briefcase.
"No! Don't touch that! That's my Pelican Briefcase!"
"Ok, but I will need to press this button first. Is that okay?
"No! I can't say why, but it is not a good idea! Just please don't press that button!"
He pressed the button and the Pelican Briefcase came to life. "Hello Liam Liam Liamson! Let's blow up the airport!" he said before blowing up the airport.
"You're insane" the TSA lady said, before the psych ward people spawned.
"Who's insane?"
"Me apparently," Liam Liam Liamson said.
"You will go to the psych ward"
Suddenly, Omniam entered Liam Liam Liamson's consciousness. "Hey, maybe if you buy the domain name liamcinematicuniverse.site, they might not think you're crazy!" So, he quickly bought the domain name while the TSA and Psych Ward people argued.
"Hey guys, I have the domain name liamcinematicuniverse.site, so I'm not crazy!"
"You're going to the Psych Ward"
"I accidentally blew up an airport during this experiment, but all in the name of science! Anyway, let's get on with this. So, from this research, we have concluded that Algorithm Jeff is…"
"Hello, you have schizophrenia!"
"No, I don't."
"I'm gonna stun you, Professor Liam Parke!"
"No please don't!" He said as he was stunned
"You did a good job, Pelican Briefcase," the Psych Ward person said.
"Alright guess I'm in the psych ward now!" Liam Liam Liamson said. "Wait. Is that you dad?
"Liam!" Professor Liam Parke said. "Finally, someone who I don't have to explain that my first name is Professor and not Liam."
"That was annoying growing up. Why were you named that?"
"I don't know but it made me feel like I had to become a physicist, but now I'm a… psychosist?"
"You never changed then, that's good!"
"So, now I need to tell you who Algorithm Jeff is," is what he was going to say before Omniam interrupted his consciousness.
"You must not tell him about Algorithm Jeff. It would most surely spoil the surprise for the readers"
"Yes, my Great Lord Omniam, you are so great!"
"Dad? Dad? Dad!" Liam Liam Liamson had to say several times. "Why are you so… unconscious?"
"I don't know." Of course, he was lying, he knew very well that his consciousness was interrupted by the great lord Omniam. Of course, you'll have to read up to the end to find out who Omniam is and why he is so important, other than the fact that he sent, or will send Professor Liam Parke back in time to assemble a Turkey Steve army for Jalborithm Eff. But that's a story for… the next chapter, which as of right now, I haven't come up with any ideas for. Bye!