As Uchiha Madara, the Ashura of the Ninja World—the absolute ceiling of power—
when had he ever suffered such humiliation?
What kind of international joke was this?
Go out and ask anyone—what kind of person am I, Madara?
Who doesn't tremble at the sound of my name?
Who doesn't wet their pants when they see me?!
And now… the system had turned him into a woman.
(Manual smile.)
He wasn't angry.
Really.
He was just… calm.
But if there ever came a chance to destroy this damned system—
he would never let it go!
Meanwhile, the First, Second, and Fourth Hokage had arrived in Konoha's Pure Land.
Uzumaki Kushina and Uzumaki Mito held hands like sisters—
but when they looked at Senju Hashirama and Minato Namikaze standing before them,
with chests even larger than their own, their faces turned crimson.
Behind them, Tobirama silently turned his head away, expression unreadable.
The entire Ninja World fell into chaos.
In the live broadcast chat, no one dared to speak.
Beside Kakashi, the beautiful woman in a green bodysuit—
made him lose enough blood to faint.
Even as a female, that level of beauty was a critical hit!
And as for Ōnoki's side?
Let's just say… refer to the Chiyo Swimsuit Special Edition.
Just change the head—ugh!!
Meanwhile, the Fourth Raikage, who never wore a top, was utterly depressed.
[Uzumaki Mito: Cough cough. Seeing as there are no males in the world right now, why don't we just revolt? Overthrow the entire Ninja World?]
[Uzumaki Kushina: Okay okay! Sister Mito's suggestion is perfect!]
[Mei Terumī: …Seems unnecessary. I'm still Mizukage whether we overthrow it or not.]
[Uchiha Madara: You dog system! I'll curse your Sage Board! My lifetime of glory—ruined!]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, where are you? Let me see how you look as a woman~]
[Senju Tobirama: Sister-in-law—no, brother-in-law—control your wife!]
[Senju Hashirama: ???]
[Uzumaki Mito: Hahaha! Easy to say, easy to say—little sister, you're the best!]
At this moment, Uchiha Izuna was desperately trying to restrain a rampaging Madara.
Yes, rampaging.
He'd been slapped several times by his own sister's Susanoo.
If they weren't in soul form, Izuna might've been obliterated already.
[Uchiha Madara: Dog system! You old bastard! Come out! You're asking for it!
If I hit you once with my Complete-Body Susanoo, your own mother won't recognize you!
MLGB! Today I'll slaughter you, you damned b*tch!]
[Ding! If this system leaves, your gender will not revert. (Wry smile~)]
[Uchiha Madara: I don't care! I just want to curse you!!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Brother! Think twice! Do you want to be a woman forever?!]
[Uchiha Sasuke: Ancestor! Please, calm down…]
[Uchiha Fugaku: I agree. Don't make a fuss.]
[Minato Namikaze: Madara… as much as I hate to say this… please stop talking.]
[Senju Hashirama: Eh? Am I the only one who thinks this is pretty fun?]
[Senju Tobirama: !!! Yes! Only you!]
[Tobi: !! Not fair! Why haven't I turned into a woman yet?!]
Everyone stared at him, eyes full of envy.
Someone actually wasn't affected?!
Unfair!
[Ding! This system does not modify asexual organisms.]
[Senju Tobirama: ! Asexual?!]
[Orochimaru: Huh? Asexual?]
[Senju Hashirama: !! Asexual??]
[Senju Tobirama: Big brother, why are you surprised again?]
[Senju Hashirama: You all seemed surprised, so I thought I should join in!]
[Uchiha Madara: Idiot.]
Madara was still seething inside, curses overflowing—
but since the system couldn't be hit, he could only vent at everyone nearby.
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Might Guy had already unleashed the Seventh Gate, but against Madara's current Rinnegan-empowered Six Paths form, even those movements couldn't escape Madara's sight.
"Guy actually used the Eight Gates!" Minato muttered, biting a Flying Thunder God Kunai between his teeth.
Just then, Might Guy folded his middle finger into his palm—
and thrust forward!
"Take this!"
Madara sensed danger and turned his head—
but within half a meter, there was no room to dodge.
"Daytime Tiger!!!"
The compressed air exploded forward, forming a colossal shockwave in the shape of a roaring white tiger!
It slammed into Madara, blasting him back dozens of meters.
Madara quickly retaliated—
a Truth-Seeking Orb shot from behind him toward Might Guy!
Guy, collapsed on the ground, barely conscious.
If that black orb hit him—he'd die for sure.
"Kakashi! Kunai!" Minato's battle instincts flared—he bit down, flung the kunai toward Kakashi.
"Yes!" Kakashi caught it mid-air, spun, and threw it toward Might Guy.
[Ding! Question start!]
[Question 1: Can Minato Namikaze save Might Guy in time?]
A: Yes!
B: No!
[Ding! Small multiple-choice question! Correct answers earn a random item or ninjutsu reward! Wrong answers deduct all gold coins!]
Minato's face darkened.
This wasn't good.
Even he could see—the Kunai was slightly slower than the black orb.
Anyone strong enough could tell—
he wouldn't make it in time.
[Uchiha Madara: He should be able to save him.]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, you—]
[Uchiha Madara: Shut it! He can save him!]
[Senju Tobirama: …Madara arguing with himself? Interesting.]
[Uchiha Izuna: Yes, Brother's right! It should be A!]
And then—all four of them chose B immediately after saying that.
[Ding! Betting time over!]
[Ding! Number of A-answers: 456,451 — incorrect! All gold coins confiscated!]
[Ding! Number of B-answers: 745 — correct! Randomly drawing rewards!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Reward obtained: "Might Guy's Tight Suit!"]
Those who followed Madara and picked A—
their faces turned green, then yellow.
But the moment they heard what the correct reward was…
A group of beautiful women in green bodysuits flashed through their minds—
and they suddenly looked very pleased.
Now it was the winners' turn to turn green.
[Uchiha Madara: You dog-sh*t system! Can't you give a normal reward for once?!]
[Might Duy: …What's not normal about this? It's youthful and stylish!]
[Might Guy: Exactly! Youth means turning green with passion!]
[Rock Lee: YOSH! Guy-sensei! Let's run toward youth together!!]