The entire Ninja World stared at the large screen in shock.
Uchiha Madara?
Wasn't he just black-haired moments ago?
Why did this Madara have white hair—and what was this unfamiliar form?
And Minato Namikaze…
So miserable! Both hands gone? His eyes darkened?
And that green figure— That was Might Guy, right?
[Senju Tobirama: Edo Tensei again? Using the forbidden technique I created?! Is it Orochimaru this time?]
[Orochimaru: Ahahaha… well, it was used perfectly twice, showing my mastery of forbidden techniques—
…Okay, I can't even lie about this one.]
[Senju Hashirama: Brother, it shouldn't be him. Look, Minato is standing opposite Madara!]
[Senju Tobirama: …Are you really my brother? Since when were you this logical?]
[Senju Hashirama: !!! That's discrimination! You're insulting my intelligence and my honor!]
[Uchiha Madara: …Are you really Hashirama?]
[Uzumaki Mito: Husband, don't scare me! At worst, I won't object to you being with Madara anymore! But you still have to be mine most of the time!]
[Senju Hashirama: Really?]
[Uchiha Madara: You two are seriously ill. Gross!]
[Might Duy: Ahem—can I interject?]
[Might Guy: ! Father!]
[Might Duy: Go for it, Guy! For youth!]
[Might Guy: Yes, Father!]
[Kakashi Hatake: ...]
[Sakumo Hatake: Kakashi, their father and son are having a passionate moment. Isn't it rude to just respond with ellipses?]
[Kakashi Hatake: ... Dad, you…]
[Sakumo Hatake: What? Want to say something? It's fine—we'll have plenty of time later.]
Video Footage:
Just as Madara was thinking, "Is this Might Guy underestimating me?"—
Guy appeared before him with blinding speed!
Right hook—dodge!
Left hook—dodge!
"Don't touch those black orbs or that staff!" Minato warned.
[Ding! Question begins!]
[Question: What are the true names of the black orb and staff mentioned by Minato?]
A. Truth-Seeking Ball, Sage Cane
B. Six Paths Ball, Sage Shakujo
C. Sage Path Ball, Six Paths Shakujo
D. Sage Path Ball, Sage Shakujo
E. Truth-Seeking Ball, Sage Path Shakujo
F. Six Paths Ball, Sage Path Shakujo
G. Sage Path Ball, Truth-Seeking Shakujo
[Ding! Friendly reminder — none of the above answers are correct~ Please await punishment~]
[Reward: Correct answer grants a Black Orb and Staff Experience Card ×1 day or exchangeable for 666,666,666 gold coins!]
[Penalty: Unknown.]
The entire Ninja World erupted.
Six hundred and sixty million gold coins?!
For a one-day experience card?!
If you didn't want anyone to guess, just say so!
Why torture us like this!?
Even the legendary shinobi were losing it.
[Senju Hashirama: Six hundred and sixty million gold coins?!]
[Uchiha Madara: Six hundred million?! Not one correct answer?! I'll destroy this damned system!]
[Senju Hashirama: Don't stop me! True Several Thousand Hands — Summit Buddha! I'll die with the system!]
[Senju Tobirama: Brother, do you even know the real answer?]
[Senju Hashirama: …No. Why?]
[Senju Tobirama: Then why are you so worked up?!]
[Senju Hashirama: Well… Madara got mad, so I just…]
[Senju Tobirama: Sister-in-law, you deal with him. You just approved their relationship yourself! I'm done.]
[Uzumaki Mito: …What a sin!]
[Ding! 1 minute remaining to answer!]
[Fourth Raikage: What the hell?! You said none are right! What the hell are we supposed to answer—banana spicy hot pot?!]
[Ōnoki: Raikage is truly straightforward! Wait… banana spicy hot pot? Really?]
[Mei Terumī: Tsuchikage-sama, you're right—but can any of us tolerate this? Even an uncle could endure it, but an aunt can't!]
[Fourth Kazekage: Exactly! Mizukage is right! This is bullying! You try answering one then!]
[Senju Tsunade: 660 million… if you get it wrong, you'd die of heartbreak!]
[Nara Shikaku: You're not wrong. A wrong answer here might kill you~ even a Mangekyō Sharingan is only worth a hundred million…]
Danzo's eyes gleamed. Six hundred million? Who wouldn't be tempted?
[Ding! Q&A time is up! What a pity for this 660-million-coin item!]
[Ding! Now beginning Random Punishment Draw across the entire Ninja World!]
The entire world collectively spat blood.
"Don't pity us! Just give it or don't—stop messing around!"
[Ding! Congratulations to the Hokage World for drawing the punishment: 'Feminization of the World!' Duration: 1 day!]
[Senju Hashirama: ??? 'Feminization of the World'? Sounds… kinda nice!]
[Uchiha Madara: I have a bad feeling about this.]
[Senju Tobirama: You're right, and that bad feeling's intense.]
[Uchiha Izuna: Cough, cough… this might be even more thrilling than dying after death.]
[Ōnoki: No way, right? Even the Four Great Lords are scared?]
[Fourth Raikage: Ōnoki, keep talking like that and you're getting punched!]
And then it happened.
Every male in the Ninja World—
Felt… strange.
Hands grew thinner.
Feet lighter.
Voices—softer.
Chests—heavier.
Clothes—looser.
And then…
The family jewels—
Gone.
"HOLY—!!!"
That was the collective scream of every man in the Ninja World.
Chaos spread everywhere!
Men in saunas fainted from nosebleeds!
Uniforms slipped off their new forms!
Rough voices turned silky in an instant!
All across the land, chaos and confusion reigned.
Some "women" froze, staring at each other—
like Asuma Sarutobi and Kurenai Yūhi, dumbfounded.
And in a dark room, Orochimaru calmly eyed the newly feminine Kabuto.
"Sugoi..." she whispered.
But for Orochimaru… gender? That was never the problem.
Meanwhile, on Uchiha Madara's side—
Things were very different.