Ninja Academy gate.
Blurry shadow zoomed—dust swirled, winds howled.
Path cleared—skirts flew, panties flashed.
Even crossdressers' wigs—yoinked!
"Yah~ Jerk, what you staring at?!"
"Nani?! You're a guy? Last night… hiss—so thrilling! Bro, tonight—poker round two?"
"…"
Boom!
Before all eyes—shadow halted.
Ye Wu Di!
Stopped—tossed explosive tags skyward.
Instant—deafening blasts, eyes locked on him.
"I am me—unique spark. Morning, folks!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Student XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Crossdresser!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
System dinged—Ye Wu Di smirked, thrilled.
But soon—off.
Weird—normal op = system ding-ding-ding nonstop.
Why quiet so fast?
Wait!
"Got it…"
Ye Wu Di glanced skirt-blown girls' faces—helpless.
They couldn't give negativity…
"Yah~ Wu Di—it's you? Wanna peek, just say—no tricks! I'll even bear your monkeys~"
"Monkeys? Crass! Wu Di~ My twin-tails are loose—tighten 'em?"
"Wu Di~ My skirt's got a hole—tonight, my room, patch it?"
Academy girls' frenzy—Ye Wu Di shook head, resigned.
No wonder.
Post-reveal—not just skirt flips…
Steal their cards, use their face wash, sip fall's first milk tea at their place?
They'd agree—no hesitation!
"Sigh, my cursed charm!"
Duang~duang…
Mid-sigh—blonde girl leapt—slammed Ye Wu Di with ball-crash!
"Giggle—Wu Di~ Stirring sisters' hearts again? So you."
"Ino… Wu Di's mine!"
Ino's crash—Hinata braved up, charged.
Duang~duang…
Girls' ball-clash!
Ye Wu Di? No stop.
Scene… pretty nice.
Eye candy!
Crowd grew—Ye Wu Di spoke:
"Hinata, let's hit class."
Negativity farmed enough.
Stay? Nah—classroom for negativity engine…
Sasuke!
Sakura? Bonus—meh.
"Okay~ Wu Di~"
Hinata scurried after.
Ino watched—sighed, eyes envious:
"So jealous, Hinata—Wu Di's woman."
"W-Woman?"
Ino's words clicked—Hinata's face blazed.
Body wobbled—unsteady.
Ye Wu Di caught her—else crash.
"Uh?"
Ino smirked—sly, hugged Hinata from behind, whispered hot:
"Hinata~ Not there yet? Like this… that…"
Ino gestured "1" and "O", eyes gleamed.
Hinata redder—dodged Ino's stare.
"W-We…"
"Not there!"
Ino's knowing grin—gestured at Ye Wu Di.
Licked lips, chuckled:
"Wu Di's loaded—you're in bliss but don't know it. Shame."
"Be my boyfriend? I'd cherish you—happy nights daily…"
Hinata pouted—not having it.
Ye Wu Di? Smiled—silent.
Bonus arrived!
Tap tap tap…
Ino's fangirl sway—cold hmph + steps echoed behind.
"You Ino-pig—at it again? Love every guy! Unlike me—only my Sasuke-kun~"
Sakura!
Entered—kicked off Ino daily.
But post-rant—eyes flicked Ye Wu Di's area.
"Hmph—not much!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sakura Haruno!
"Wide-forehead—mind your own! I love Wu Di's charm, romance, and loaded scare!"
"Sasuke-kun's great—your point? One-sided crush! His first kiss—Naruto's!"
Sakura opened—Ino nuked.
Dropped Sasuke-Naruto kiss bomb!
Sakura exploded—clawed at Ino:
"Ino-pig—you're asking for pain!"
"Come on, Wide-forehead—scared of you?"
"Aaagh!"
Ino + Sakura brawled again.
Ye Wu Di? No peacemaking.
Grabbed snacks—munched.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Ino Yamanaka!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sakura Haruno!
"…"
System dinged—Ye Wu Di kept munching, waved Hinata over.
Sigh—this is life~
Plain drama, plain snacking, plain negativity farming.
Life should be this chill…