Duel?
Tap tap.
Naruto's words—Sasuke, about to pass, stopped.
Single-tomoe Sharingan flared—pressure crushed Naruto.
"You? I…"
"You're no match."
Naruto—frozen by Sasuke's glare—Sasuke shook head, moved on.
Only Ye Wu Di—worthy opponent!
Since losing, Sasuke trained hard—recalled past lessons, sought strength.
Now? Peak condition—ready to challenge Ye Wu Di!
Even one-vs-five? No problem!
"Ah~ Sasuke-kun's so cool!"
Sasuke's instant win—Sakura, anti-Wu Di, turned fangirl.
Shouted, hyping Sasuke's duel victory:
"Sasuke-kun's gorgeous! Not like idiot Naruto, blocking him!"
"Ye Wu Di beat Sasuke-kun last time? Sneak attack! This time, Sasuke-kun wins!"
"Sasuke-kun, crush that guy, then Ye Wu Di!"
Sakura's words—Naruto fumed.
Body locked, but glared Sasuke.
"Why's Sakura always on his side? Sasuke this, Sasuke that—what's so great?!"
"This guy…"
Sakura swooned, Naruto raged.
Ye Wu Di—fed by Hinata and Ino—lips curled.
Naruto squatted on desk; Sasuke stood, stepping forward.
Face-to-face—perfect.
Lean back slightly… massive negativity + Naruto-Sasuke bond scene incoming.
Ye Wu Di yawned—leaned back.
"By the way~"
Bang!
Tiny move—pushed frozen Naruto forward.
"Eh?! W-What's—aaagh!"
"Hm? Idiot learned nothing?"
Bang!
Before all eyes—Sasuke, sure of victory, zero guard.
Naruto crashed into him.
Class—silent from shock—erupted!
Screams deafened—heard upstairs!
"Aaah!"
"What's happening?!"
"No clue, but I'm dreaming—has to be!"
"Sasuke-kun's mine! Idiot Naruto—what'd you do?!"
Bang!
Sakura—girls' cries—snapped.
Slapped desk, foot up, ready to kill:
"Sasuke-kun's woman? Me, Sakura Haruno!"
"Idiot Naruto—I'll end you!"
And your boss Ye Wu Di—I'll remember you!
Jerk—if you didn't bump Naruto, this wouldn't happen!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sakura Haruno!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
"Whoa, fierce."
Sakura charged—Ye Wu Di munched Hinata's bento, sipped Ino's tea.
Faint smile—eyes mocking.
"You! You…"
Ye Wu Di's taunt—Sakura gritted teeth, furious.
But—no move. Couldn't beat him!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sakura Haruno!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
Tap tap tap!
Before all eyes—Sakura sprinted to Naruto and Sasuke, to split them.
And school Naruto!
But—
Sasuke broke Naruto's hold, then…
Spit spit spit…
Spit spit spit…
Familiar scene—Sasuke and Naruto choked each other, spitting.
Sakura—full speed—reached Sasuke.
Raised hand to smack Naruto, claim her spot.
"Naruto, idiot—take your punishment!"
"Sakura?"
"Hm?"
Mid-swing—grabbing Naruto for a beatdown…
Sasuke's hand caught her arm.
"Sasuke-kun?"
Ah, Sasuke-kun's holding my hand—so happy!
Hmph, see that, Ino-pig!
I'm the one for Sasuke-kun!
"Wide-forehead?"
Why's she in my sight?
Annoying—get lost!
"Ah? Aaagh!"
Sakura dreamed—brain lagged—Sasuke tossed her back.
Mid-air—Akamaru pounced, pinned her.
Right hind leg lifted—primal force unleashed.
Splash splash~
"Woof~"
"You mutt! Barking what? Get off!"
"Wait! Aaagh! You're peeing on me?! I'll stew you!"
Urine splashed—Sakura snapped.
Her kill-kill vibe—
Shikamaru, napping on desk, sighed, raised two fingers:
"Choji, Kiba—two cumin chip bags, two new dog food tubs—let me nap~"
"Chips? Deal!"
"Hey! Fat pig—what're you doing?! Aaagh…"
Choji's move—Sakura panicked, shrieked.
"Stay back!"
Before all eyes—Choji's arm swelled—slammed Sakura down, other hand stabbed.
Expansion Jutsu!
"I'm not fat pig! I'm Choji!"
Triggered Choji raged—unleashed clan secret!
Expansion Jutsu—Akimichi's Yang-nature art.
Enlarges body parts or whole—massive strength boost.
Akimichi in this state? Tank ninjutsu with raw power.
Cost? Calorie burn!
"Hehe, Choji's fired up—we can't slack!"
"Akamaru, let's go!"
"Woof woof woof!"
Bang bang bang…
Before all eyes—Sakura, set to smack Naruto, dragged out by Choji and Kiba for "love" lessons.
Slaps echoed in halls—lingering.
No Sakura's wails—Sasuke's showtime began…