"That guy?"
"Fourth Hokage—Minato Namikaze!"
Minato Namikaze!
Hiss!
Elder—mid-rage—deflated like a popped balloon.
"Hiashi—you mean this kid could be second Minato…?"
"Exactly."
Hiashi nodded lightly, sighing:
"Both commoners with insane speed—one Flying Thunder God, one Shisui's Body Flicker."
"Young, battle-savvy—rare talents."
"With Hyuga backing + village merits? In time—he could be Hokage!"
But mid-praise, elder muttered:
"Kid's great everywhere—just billion times too polite, cheap, flirty, and…"
Hiashi's face blackened.
Damn elder—which pot?!
But root cause? That punk's headache fuel…
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Hiashi Hyuga!
Rage boiling—Hiashi forced calm, eyes back on Ye Wu Di vs. Neji.
Next instant—both faces drastically changed.
Cough. "Anyway—keep watching."
"Wait! What's the kid doing? He…"
Elder followed Hiashi's gaze—froze.
Nani?!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Hiashi Hyuga!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Hyuga Elder!
Before them: Ye Wu Di—Neji mindless—Body Flicker split two.
Clone frontal clash; real body cradled Hinata, live-coaching.
This your "fair fight" chance?!
Overkill, punk!
Facing Hiashi/elder's scorn…
Ye Wu Di? Zero shame—bold retort:
"What're you staring? Frontal fights? Impossible—this lifetime, never!"
"I'm way faster—why fight my weakness vs. his strength? Think I'm dumb?!"
"Uh…"
Kid's… got a point!
Silencing them, Ye Wu Di ignored—coached his wife:
"Hinata—see? Enemy frontal? Do this… then that…"
"Wow~ Brother Wu Di knows so much! Hinata'll try! Next baddies—help you!"
Seeing adorable Hinata, Ye Wu Di smooched—grabbed a book.
Brave Re:Start Life: Seize Future in an Instant!
"Smart Hinata learns fast. Big gift!"
"B-Brother… wh-what book…?"
Smooch + steam-head Hinata stammered—faint imminent.
So~ dizzy… no… can't faint…
Brother's… important stuff… but so dizzy~
"Training book—real fights! That 'Instant' seizing future? Copy her."
"Instant seize future~ Got it~"
Last strength—Hinata hugged book, OK sign, smiled.
Thud—fainted again…
Ye Wu Di chuckled softly, fixed her messy hair.
Split two clones: one cradled Hinata; other—tiger seal—neared Neji.
"Little bro—ranted enough? Feeling better?"
"Time to wake!"
Snap!
Clone blasted forward—perfect timing.
Frontal clone poofed.
Neji lagged—who's target?!
Then—weak spot stung!
Shock snapped him awake.
"Hiss! This feeling… YOU!"
"Ye Wu Di, you bastard! Lied!"
"OHHHH!"
Bang!
Before all eyes—clone's Konoha Secret Taijutsu · Thousand Years of Death!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Neji Hyuga!
Watching Neji rocket out courtyard…
Ye Wu Di got nostalgic.
Whipped out fan—opened.
No—sang:
"Chrysanthemums~ wilted, ground hurt—your smile yellowed! Petals fall, heart breaks~ my thoughts quietly flow."
"North wind chaotic~ night endless, your shadow unbreakable! Leaving me…"
Hearing lyrics + rooftop Neji (farting bursts)…
Hiashi/elder:
"Song's… pretty good."
"Same."
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Neji Hyuga!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…