…
"…"
Midnight—Danzo Shimura led 15 Root ninjas, sneaking to a teahouse.
Full gear, stone-cold faces.
"Everyone—stealth! Don't let Hiruzen spot us!"
"…"
Hiss!
Whoa—thought boss summoned for other village jonin intruders.
Never dreamed: target = Professor of Ninjutsu.
Third Hokage—Hiruzen Sarutobi!
Final showdown?!
Nah—15 of us vs. Third? Tough odds…
As Root tensed, brains racing…
Danzo waved.
Whoosh whoosh…
Instant—15 stormed second-floor windows.
Masks hid grim sweat-slick faces.
Only Danzo? Cheerful.
"Hiruzen oh Hiruzen—let's see what you schemed here!"
"Ye Wu Di's mine—no one stops me!"
But next instant—weird music drifted from upstairs.
Danzo smirked cold.
"Heh heh—music cover? Nice try!"
"But Hiruzen—decades fighting, think I don't know you old fox…?"
Supreme confidence—Danzo peeked hole in window.
Then… froze solid.
Wait!
Eh?
What… situation…?
His view: Hiruzen, Koharu, Homura.
Rocking to Pure Land beat—wild body waves!
Hiruzen even soloed vs. their duo dance!
"They… actually dancing…?"
"Weird—Hiruzen doesn't care about Ye Wu Di? Or super confident?!"
Danzo locked—no clue how to salvage.
Thought: early exit = secret Ye Wu Di plot.
Dance? Obvious excuse!
But now…
What the hell?!
"Damn Ye Wu Di—your fault I'm humiliated!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Danzo Shimura!
"…"
As Danzo floundered…
Root ninjas exchanged incredulous looks.
Boss called us… not to kill Third.
But… dance party stress relief?!
Unbelievable!
One—too hyped—leaned forward, creak…
Creak…
"Who's there!"
"Show yourself!"
Sudden noise—Hiruzen trio alert!
Stairwell ANBU flooded in:
"Protect Third! Protect Elders!"
"Quick—quick…!"
Danzo bolted to flee.
But mid-handseal—Hiruzen sniffed his chakra.
"Danzo? You!"
"Uh…"
Busted—Danzo mortified.
Ready to bolt + fake excuse…
Hiruzen burst laughing, waved ANBU downstairs.
"Old man—wanna dance? Just say! Embarrassed? Decades of classmates!"
"Your crew? Downstairs with ANBU—rare high-level mixer!"
"Event: dance battle!"
Danzo's eyes sparkled.
Perfect out—no brain required!
Crash!—leapt through window.
Root? Followed ANBU down.
Cough. "Uh—finished work, curious your dance… came."
Seeing Danzo's shifty side-eye…
Hiruzen grabbed hand, dragged to Koharu/Homura.
"Hahaha—stuffy decades, still shy!"
"Wanted way to drag you—solo vs. duo's tough!"
"You're here! Zan-Zo duo revives!"
Hiruzen stepped—danced!
Koharu/Homura? No mercy—double-team!
"Hiruzen—think he saves you? Impossible!"
"How? Dance decides winner!"
"Bring it! Ahhh…"
Danzo? Stunned.
Eh.
Really… dance with these three?
"But music's pumping. Blood racing."
"One step… no biggie… right?"
Mid-hesitation…
Koharu/Homura taunted:
"Hahaha Hiruzen! He help? That stiff vs. us?!"
"Spring-Flame combo unbeatable! Zan-Zo—surrender!"
Surrender?
Danzo—mid-exit plan—eyes bulged.
Call me anything—but not loser!
"Damn Homura! Cocky—Hiruzen solo loses fine."
"Plus me? Different!"
Bang!
Chakra ripped battle robes—cloth fluttered!
Danzo sidled Hiruzen.
"Dong ci da ci, dong ci da ci…"
"Today~ watch veteran blade! Hiruzen—recall who's Zan-Zo C-position!"
"Ooo~ Oh yeah… Oh yeah!"
Instant—Danzo shone brightest.
Hand-in-hand Hiruzen—wild rhythm shakes!
Hip thrust, arm wave, hair fling, fan twirl…
Max swag!
"Damn kid—how write such banger?!"
"Can't… stop! Losing… control!"
"Ahhhh!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Danzo Shimura!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…