Duang~ Duang!
"Who the heck are you? Why are you—"
Thud!
Before Ye Wu Di could finish, the blonde twin-tailed girl crashed into his face.
A face full of… ahem?
Dodge… yeah, right!
As Ye Wu Di was "washing his face," the blonde twin-tailed girl clung to his head like an octopus.
Then, a familiar yet strange voice rang out at the doorway.
"Boss! Hahaha, after relentless day-and-night effort, I've finally mastered the Sexy Jutsu!"
"The old lady next door totally thought I was 'Naruko'! She said I've got 'big assets,' that my kids would be blessed, and she's eager to set me up with someone!"
"And that old man? He said back in his day, he tamed countless 'reins' like me, with an unbeatable record! I didn't get it, but it sounded cool, heh heh heh."
"…"
As expected, this blonde twin-tailed girl was Naruto, transformed by his Sexy Jutsu.
After crossing into this world, Ye Wu Di didn't just spend his days flirting with Hinata or on his way to flirt with her.
He'd also taken Naruto, the Child of Prophecy, as his little brother!
With his previous life's terabytes of "Island Teacher" resources, winning over a mere Naruto was, ahem, a piece of cake!
With that thought, Ye Wu Di put on a stern face and peeled the twin-tailed Naruko off his head.
"Get serious!"
"Then why're you grabbing my ponytails, Boss?"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 9 points of negative emotions from Naruko!
"…"
Ye Wu Di's face flushed with slight embarrassment, but he kept up his serious act, spouting nonsense.
"Ahem, anyway, turn back to normal!"
"Your Sexy Jutsu's not mastered yet. You haven't grasped its essence."
Naruto, initially confused, lit up at Ye Wu Di's words.
Grabbing Ye Wu Di's arm and shaking it, he went duang~ duang with excitement.
"Essence?"
"Boss, Boss, tell me quick!"
"Stop shaking me, I'm dizzy…"
Moments later, after Ye Wu Di's stern insistence, Naruto finally reverted to his normal self.
To prevent Naruto from going wild again, Ye Wu Di unleashed his ultimate technique.
Mouth Jutsu!
"Naruto, we need bigger dreams. Sexy Jutsu? That's low-tier!"
"If we're gonna do this, let's aim for the Harem Jutsu! Isn't that straight-up invincible?"
"But Boss, didn't you say training should be step-by-step, not too… hasty?"
Smack!
Before Naruto could finish, Ye Wu Di bonked him on the forehead.
"Who's the boss here, you or me? Listen up! We're training the Harem Jutsu!"
"Got it, Boss!"
Seeing Ye Wu Di get serious, Naruto stood at attention, brimming with enthusiasm.
Ye Wu Di nodded approvingly.
Then, with great ceremony, he handed Naruto the book he'd "appreciated" all night: A Collection of Works by a Certain Island Teacher Living the Good Life!
"Naruto, I've always seen your potential. Your future's limitless!"
"That's why I've been so strict with you all these years. And you've lived up to it, reaching this point."
"Here, Naruto! Today, I'm passing you the secret manual for mastering the Harem Jutsu!"
Under Naruto's eager gaze, Ye Wu Di presented the book.
Naruto, initially thrilled, saw the word "Teacher" on the cover and deflated, thinking it was some boring ninjutsu theory book.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 9 points of negative emotions from Naruto!
Even so, he reluctantly opened it.
"Boss, didn't you say you'd teach me the real Sexy Jutsu? Why's it a book?"
"I think—WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!"
So soft!
So round!
So tender!
Naruto, who'd been resistant, was floored by the book's vast, profound knowledge.
His nosebleed gushed, unstoppable even with tissues!
Seeing Naruto's starry-eyed excitement, Ye Wu Di raised his chin confidently.
This?
With his previous life's terabytes of reading experience, he was unmatched in the ninja world!
The ninja world couldn't compete!
"Look at you, so green. Stick with me, and you'll never lack for goodies! Wipe that drool, we're heading to school."
"Yes, Boss!"
Despite Ye Wu Di's words, Naruto's face stayed glued to the book, showing no sign of letting go.
Ye Wu Di shook his head, exasperated.
"This kid's hopeless for now. Guess I'll find another way to farm negative emotions."
With that, he formed a single-handed seal.
Body Flicker Technique!
Instantly, clones appeared around him.
And in the next moment, as Ye Wu Di's lips curled into a smirk, their appearances changed dramatically!
Transformation Jutsu!
Poof! Poof! Poof…
Before everyone's eyes, his clones transformed into various "Island Teacher" looks.
Fishnets? Black stockings? High heels? Duang~ duang?
If you could imagine it, Ye Wu Di could transform into it!
With a snap of his fingers—
Snap!
His Island Teacher clones hoisted him onto a bed, lifting it like a palanquin.
Four clones carried the corners, one leading the way.
The rest? Three fanned him, fed him candy and grapes, and washed his face, while the others danced and sang around him.
The song?
Pure Land of Bliss!
The dance?
Pure Land of Bliss, naturally!
"This…"
Seeing Ye Wu Di's spectacle, Naruto's eyes sparkled as he gasped.
"Holy crap! You can play like that? Worthy of the Boss!"
Dong tsa, dong tsa!
Oh-oh-oh, yeah!
As Ye Wu Di and Naruto hit the streets, the infectious song echoed through the neighborhood.
At first, the neighbors frowned, annoyed by the noise.
But soon, they realized something was off…
"Man, this song's loud, but why can't my feet stop moving? Someone grab me, I can't control myself!"
"Oh yeah! This is youth! Hahaha…"
"Back in my day, I danced with twin tails like that! Honey, grab the granddaughter and vibe! The grandson? Screw him, no rhythm—let him play in the mud!"
Wherever Ye Wu Di and Naruto passed on their way to ninja school, no one could resist dancing and hyping up.
The street descended into chaos.
Even the Anbu ninjas rushing to the scene were baffled, dancing while trying to maintain order.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Anbu member XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Auntie!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Grandpa!
Feeling his negative emotion points skyrocket, Ye Wu Di couldn't sit still.
In front of everyone, he grabbed a clone's ruler, using it as a microphone to belt out the song.
This wave of negative emotions was explosive!
No brakes could stop it—pure chaos for miles!
"Hahaha, folks, keep the formation tight! Spam those 666s!"
At this rate, by the time he danced his way to the ninja school, he'd rack up tens of thousands of negative emotion points.
In short, he'd soon have enough for another jackpot draw!
"…"
But just as Ye Wu Di thought this, his eyes lit up, as if spotting prey.
In an instant, he and his Island Teacher clones vanished, leaving Naruto frozen mid-air, about to crash face-first into the ground, screaming.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What's going on?!
"Ahh!"
Thud!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning negative emotions from Naruto…