"Handsome as the wind, always by my side!"
"Yo, ladies and gents, your boy Ye Wu Di is back!"
Whoosh!
What's going on?
In front of everyone, Ye Wu Di, holding Hinata, landed with a dramatic slide.
A gust of wind kicked up dust, blasting toward the crowd!
Especially the Skip-Class Four Musketeers, who'd been herded back by Iruka, who were now sent flying.
Including a dog that was napping on the ground…
"Damn it, Ye Wu Di, you can't hit your allies twice!"
"Boss, we're on your side!"
"My snacks! Even if I faceplant, my chips aren't touching the dirt!"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Akamaru, slow down! Why are you flying so fast?"
Ye Wu Di completely ignored the Four Musketeers and Akamaru's cries.
Instead, he kept moving in place, grooving to an incomprehensible rhythm.
"Friction, friction, it's the devil's pace… my skateboard shoes…"
Seeing this, the Four Musketeers and Akamaru's faces darkened.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Naruto!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Kiba!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Choji!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Shikamaru!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Akamaru!
Just this much negative emotion?
In that case…
Body Flicker Technique!
As Ye Wu Di's feet finally stopped, two clones slid out to either side.
When they collided, the clones vanished.
And there, on the training field, they left a perfect heart shape.
Inside the heart? Ye Wu Di's dance had painted…
Him holding Hinata, kissing her tenderly!
The moment the artwork appeared, the entire training field erupted.
"Waaah! Using the whole field to draw a love confession? Ye Wu Di's too good! How did I miss how romantic he is? I want to be spoiled like that!"
"Get lost! Brother Wu Di, come spoil me! I can do any pose! I'll give you a kid!"
"You shameless hussy, back off! With your takeout-box figure, you think Wu Di cares? He needs someone like me—open to anything, big everywhere!"
"…"
As the female students started fighting over Ye Wu Di, the male students glared at him with burning resentment.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Student XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Student XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
Hot damn, that intense?
If he didn't keep showing off, he'd be letting down those guys and their murderous stares.
The next moment, under everyone's gaze, Ye Wu Di looked down at Hinata, who was just waking up, and nibbled her ear.
"Hinata, exciting, huh?"
"S-so… exciting…"
Feeling Ye Wu Di so close and the tickle of his breath, Hinata's mind went fuzzy, steam rising as usual.
Finally, she fainted in his arms.
"I… I can't…"
Clap, clap, clap.
Seeing their display, the female students clenched their fists, eyes blazing with intensity.
They looked ready to tear Hinata apart and take her place in Ye Wu Di's arms!
Even Ino and Sakura were…
"Wu Di's so hot, faster than Iruka-sensei and the Hyuga guards! And so romantic, ah~ I can't take it!"
Seeing Ino swooning, Sakura glanced at Ye Wu Di while huffing.
"Hmph, fast? All flash, no substance! Sasuke's strength is the real deal!"
"Think about it—Sasuke's sexy lips, his Fireball Jutsu…"
"That Ye-whatever guy could never pull that off!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Sakura!
Ino, seeing Sakura's denial, grabbed her arm with a sly grin.
"Oh? Then what are you staring at, Billboard-Brow? Planning to two-time?"
"Shut up, you—Sasuke!"
Mid-roar, Sakura quickly fixed her clothes and struck a prim pose.
Ino rolled her eyes dismissively and said nothing more, opting to watch the show.
As a Yamanaka, she knew more than Sakura, thanks to clan gossip.
According to her elders, Ye Wu Di wasn't just some ordinary Leaf villager!
While Ino mused and Sakura swooned, Sasuke finally stepped forward, face impassive.
Seeing Ye Wu Di and Hinata's display, his brow twitched.
He spat out a cold line, hands in pockets, turning to leave.
"Boring. A bunch of childish kids."
"Sasuke, you poker-faced jerk, hold it!"
The moment Sasuke spoke, a disheveled Naruto leapt up, storming toward him.
They stood inches apart, close enough to throw a punch!
Being called out and provoked like this, Sasuke's mood soured further.
"What's your problem?"
"Ah~ Sasuke-kun's so hot! Unlike that idiot Naruto, who just causes trouble and makes a mess."
"Why's he standing so close to Sasuke-kun? If anyone's getting close, it should be me~"
Tch…
Stung by Sakura's disdain, Naruto snapped, pointing at Sasuke and yelling.
"You! You're a kid too!"
"Exactly, just a kid! Munch, munch. These chips are great."
"Yeah, what's with the act? Strutting around with that sour face—who's that for? Even dogs wouldn't lick it!"
Akamaru: Woof woof woof!
"Uh, sorry, Akamaru, I didn't mean you."
After Naruto's outburst, Choji and Kiba, of the Four Musketeers, chimed in.
Even Akamaru bared his teeth at Sasuke, barking.
As for Shikamaru, he hung back, eyes glinting as he analyzed their combat strengths!
"Heh heh heh…"
Targeted by so many, Sasuke showed no fear.
Instead, he stood taller, a smug smirk on his face.
"Childish! I'm a noble Uchiha. Even if all four of you and that dog came at me, I'd—"
Whoosh!
Before Sasuke could finish, a playful laugh sounded beside him.
"Hm, the last Uchiha in the village? Real noble, huh."
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
"…"