"Do you seriously call it an amusement park? There were hardly 3 rides and only a haunted house along with a makeshift dolphin show!"
"After I went back and searched on the Internet, those amusement parks were too big with countless different stalls and so many crazy rides."
"You call that place a carnival where you took me not some fuckin amusement park!"
Asuna glared at me.
"Haha!"
"I can't help it, you were too forceful in our first meeting."
"And not to forget, it was just my first day in the city, do you seriously expect a rookie like me to know where to take you?"
I refused to give in, like heck I will bow my head.
"You know I want to kill you so much!"
Asuna hissed with full momentum.
There was a moment of standoff as our eyes were trapped in an invisible clash.
Looking at her foolishly staring at me, I knew this beauty only had big breasts but no brains.
Understanding things won't progress much like this, so I broke the ice.
"Fine, I will take you somewhere interesting today."
Anyhow, I still needed to complete the missions issued by the system, the rewards were simply too amazing to be ignored.
By the way, this was the first time the system issued tasks to me, it seems this is what it meant when it said all its functions are now activated.
[Mission- 1. Lap Pillow for 6 minutes.]
[2- Hold her hand 2 times.]
[3- Give her 3 heartfelt moments.]
Judging from my previous experience, a heartbeat should be something close to make her feel shy or touched.
Tasks seemed hard, therefore a strategy slowly started brewing in my head.
'Hey, system....as an almighty cheat, aren't you forgetting something?'
'Where is my newbie gift pack?'
'Other travellers' systems are full of overpowered cheats and here I am starting with nothing?'
Perhaps the system heard the disdain in my tone. After a few seconds, I immediately got a response.
[Because the host is diligent and is ready to achieve great things, a newbie gift pack is being issued!]
[Ding! Intermediate Level Singing Skills awarded.]
[Ding! Intermediate Level Basketball Skills awarded.]
[Ding! Beginner Level Driving Skills awarded.]
"Good"
"With this gift pack, I can be more flexible."
Just as I was thinking of a suitable strategy, Asuna abruptly interrupted me.
"Why are you laughing like a fool?"
"Muttering useless shit in your mouth…..tell me where are we going?"
Like a pure bitch, Asuna opened her mouth.
Fine, there is no need to prepare anything special, let's just follow the normal routine.
"Let's go buy you some decent clothes."
I replied casually.
"As a supernatural creature, you always had an inherent dislike for humans and their creations so let me show the peak of our progress."
Looking at her confused eyes, I further added.
"Even though you are wearing a gorgeous long black dress today, if you look carefully, you will see its colour is faded."
"Even your clothes yesterday had faded colour, one time can be a mistake, but two times means something is fishy."
"Wait, don't tell me you are wearing your mother's countless years-old clothes?"
"Haha!"
By the end of my sentence I was already laughing in amusement, the joke came out at the perfect time.
After laughing merrily for 2 minutes I slowly realised there was no response, I hastily looked in her direction.
Silence~
Absolute silence~
Asuna was standing like a pillar as if she had lost her soul.
Watching her make a sad face, my heart almost skipped a beat.
"Hey, I was kidding!"
"You don't need to take it seriously."
"Ughhhh!"
"W-Why do you have to sprinkle salt on my wounds?"
Asuna exclaimed with a somewhat grumpy voice.
"I only have 4 sets of clothes left by my late mother."
"Why do you have to insult them so mercilessly?"
Asuna made a sad face, like she was the most aggrieved woman in the world.
"Cheater, this boy is a cheater!"
"Everyone, he is a cheater!"
"Please everyone, help this poor girl."
Turning around, Asuna started shouting loudly.
Stomping her feet in anger, there was a sly smile at the corner of her lips as she tried her best to gather the neighbouring crowd.
"Girl, what happened?"
"Did this scumbag cheat on you?"
Soon an old woman came rushing towards her.
"What?"
"Did he do something bad to you?"
Another elderly man ran to us and pointed his finger towards me.
Before I could figure out her petty tricks, a small crowd had long gathered around us.
"Guys, don't be so excited."
"He cheated on me, after he promised to compensate me and love me wholeheartedly, it took great courage for me to forgive him."
"But now after telling me he will take me to a special place, he is backing off?"
"Is he running off to his mistress?"
Wuvvvuu~
Asuna cried her heart out.
Her acting instantaneously won the crowd's sympathy.
Her eyes were looking at me mischievously like saying- What would you do now?
"Damn, never expected her acting to be so top-notch!"
I knew if I didn't do something, I would be publicly labelled as a scumbag.
Since you want to play it rough so be it!
Gritting my teeth, I decisively moved forward.
"My dear, don't cry even if you are carrying someone else's child, we will raise it together."
"There is no need to eat abortion medicine, it is not good for me."
My words straightaway detonated the situation.
"Shit, here I thought the boy was at fault!"
"She slept with someone else and is carrying someone else's child, the boy is still kind enough not to throw her out."
The same aunt who was previously scolding me, changed her colours.
"Indeed, such shameless women who wanna whore for nothing are a harm to society."
"Yeah, such women are called sluts, treating the young generation as dog lickers."
One after another contemptuous words were hurled at Asuna, making her face ugly altogether.