And you know what I realized?
I don't have a lickity second to think about anything!
Yall ain't slick. Ain't slicker than a licker.
While I've been manually grinding, what do I see?
Er, well rebuilding, but that doesn't matter! I see! I see!
Those beesly weirdos proclaiming themselves as poor! I'm poor!!!!! I don't complain!
"In fact, if I did! The sun would explode in anger! Don't I care so much to hold–"
It in?
Ah but look and the wide picture!
Nah nah nah.
Can't fool me.
I thought I was s'posed to relax. To ease out.
"You see, it's a conspiracy. A conspiracy to yeet out the leader..! But when is the question? That, I have the answer too. For you see, my big mega smarty brain pants have figured out when the heathens!"
Yes, when they will do it!
By the next few days they will slowly carry it out.
If they rush it, it's too obvious, therefore a cover is needed.
So what cover is needed?
Michael jack–
D-Dinos!
"Dinosaurs will rain down from the heavens! Instigating war on the planet! Then we must prepare for the concert. And once it's over, on wed-nes-day, the unsolvable history of 1924 will be uncovered!"
…Uh.
….
Look.
I'm stupid.
Not dumb.
"Jokes on you, you probably listened! But anyways, I have these issues. Buuuuurning issues. For the record, mister popular got nuked off the planet. Hey."
I raised my finger.
That means, who is the most incredible?
"Me of course! I'm so friggin smart. You do not know the fathoms of my power… I could, and would, violate everyone by telling them to soil their pants!"
–kackak.
"What the fuck?"
….
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"Did– were you…"
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"No wait, what the actual banana shit talk were you saying earlier?"
….
I breathed in.
"Sigh."
Alright.
Just watch me.
"Dear customer, today is the day the shop is closed."
"Shiiiiiiiiiit did this guy turn into an actual NPC? Worlds doomed."
I merely smiled.
To make unruliness disappear, ya have to make it known.
Known I tell you. Known.
Derasi, memento, falante.
I did not make that up,
"Someone else did. I can say for certain. One thing I am, is not a liar!"
"You lie on a daily basis. Seriously what the hell–"
:)
"Johnny johnny it's beating time."
"Wha–"