"I don't know ernglish?"
{He's lying.}
"Anyways, next self question!"
"What is this you may ask? Oh deary! It's the Did You Know segment! About yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuur favorite Host's show!"
{It's in the negatives.}
The Host took away the pen the Assistant was holding.
"Every two months!" The Host exclaimed. "Or after every part." The Host talked backhandedly.
{What's he talking about? Pay me.}
"You already do."
{I don't.}
The Host said with their eyes: 'say one more thing and the flower with the coffin will be ready'.
{I get nothing forvsdvbfgnjjjkmhghfwfdfhrnyymgjjhfd}
"Did you know that I am a god?"
The Host cheekily smiled.
"Nah I'm jokin. But Did you know that I can microwave ramen?! I didn't."
"Did you also, also know that my favorite characters are Derek and Selena?"
"Godammi–"
"Shshvhshshsvshvssh."
The Assistant who was getting up, stopped with The Host's finger pressing on their mask.
"...I ha–"
"Ss-s-s-s-sha-sha-sha-shabb-bb-bb up."
The Assistant stared deeply into The Host's.
The Host just raised a part of the lips.
"Did you know, that Kelpine was supposed to not be here? Alright that one's obvious."
"Did you know that in a fight, Kelsey would lose against Evangila?"
{Fuck him.}
"Did you doubly know that every action makes a consequence? I gotta love consistency."
The Host lightly chuckled.
"Did you know that I have two! Yes yes TWO!! Best friends!"
The Assistant turned their head.
"I was jokin. Again. But Did you know, that out of all the departments val D is the most well built one to me? It's weird when the others are so cool."
"Did you know that there was supposed to be cards for this segment? I left it out because it wouldn't– well– Improvisation!"
The Host gave a thumbs up.
"Did you know the organization has a name? I didn't either."
{Assimilation
To
Grant
Unification}
"Though it can be said to be prevailing! I, as a normie, kinda just watch stuff happen. Ey, Did you know that this segment is almost over?"
{Is it now.}
"Aight, aight, last one."
"Did you know?"
{Auclair?
Time
Generated
Usually}
"They ask me what I am. But I don't get it. I'm human too…" The Host's face looked as if it ate something bitter. "I have feewings! I have dreeeeeeeeeeeeeems! Ah."
{How convenient.}
"Bit weird."
"But."
"Did You Know?"
"I'm the host?"
"That's who I am."