Okay, I need to come clean. I've been using AI for illustrations, and every time I post one I feel like I've stolen a slice of someone else's pizza. It tastes wrong. 😭🎨🍕
So I'm stopping the AI art. From now on I want real art from real people. If you're an illustrator who can bring my characters to life — and you're willing to help for free because, well, my wallet is on permanent vacation — please send me a message. I will credit you everywhere, loudly, forever.
And here's the important part: if this book ever becomes popular, I promise to pay you properly — not a "thanks lol" payment, but real money, retroactive and fair. If my novel goes viral, you'll be paid. If it becomes a bestseller, I'll hire you again. Pinky promise. 🤝💸
Sorry for the shortcut. I want to do things the honest way now.
— A very guilty (but hopeful) author ✍️😂